Spanky is banned for sleeping with the lights on.
Kat's Eye is banned for suffering succotash.
Spanky is banned for not saying Sthufferin Sthuccotash wrong.
Kat's Eye is banned because I did, I did saw a puddy tat.
Spanky is banned for eating Tweety.
Kat's Eye is banned for eating.........
Spanky is banned for forgetting what he was talking about.
Kat's Eye is banned for making fun of me when his eating of my brain is the cause of it.
Spanky is banned for confusing me with zylphryx.
Kat's Eye is banned because zylphryx is something he dragged in.
Spanky is banned because a Kat must have a hobby.
Kat's Eye is banned for chasing shiny objects.
Spanky is banned for being one of those objects.
Kat's Eye is banned for coughing up a toupee.
Sorry, you can have it back. BTW - B&.
Kat's Eye is double-sekret-probation banned for not spelling out his ban of the Leper Khan.
Ackbar is banned because of Wrath of Leper Khan.
Spanky is banned for having an all-out ban feud without first giving me free admission.
The Elusive Trout is banned for wanting to be a third feud wheel.
El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas is banned because his legs are stupid! AND FIENDISH! >:{
YAAR, Vinnie Grett Dretchling be banned fer bein' tasty on me slaad.
YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! is banned for having scurvy. Eat less slaads and more oranges!
YAAR, The Vicious Chicken o' Bristol be banned fer not bein' coated in tha Colonel's secret blend o' spices and deep fried to a delicious golden brown.
YAAR! I FREED A PIRATE! is banned because he's so poor when he goes to KFC, he has to lick other people's fingers.
YAAR, The Vicious Chicken o' Bristol be banned because I dinnae need ta lick tha other people's fingers. I choose ta.
YAAR! I BE A PIRATE is banned because he caught something nasty from this habit, and needs to be under quarantine.
Tiyan Brindle is banned for being an undercover CDC agent.
TVCoB is banned for blowing my cover. I wasn't going to reveal my position unless the pirate resisted.
YAAR, Tiyan Brindle be banned fer thinkin' I wouldn't resist. Resistance may be futile, but it sure do be fun!
Ah. Very well. YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! is banned for resisting.
Tiyan Brindle is banned for all those "secret" abductions during the 1970's. We want our families back!
TVCOB is banned because it doesn't have a family, having been created by scientists tasked with trying to develop the perfect and most delicious killing machine known to science and Southern-Fried cooking.
Tirq is banned for not appreciating TVCoB's backstory.
gran rey de los voldemort is banned for sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.
The Mad Badger is banned because I agree with him.
Lupi Rhatwell is banned for being agreeable. An internet forum is hardly the place for that.
Gruumash is banned for forgetting the laptop was invented.
