Mark Hoover is banned for not offering deodorant.
Fortuna is banned for expecting Gran to do the right thing.
DJ-Bogie is for judging Gran when it should've been Fortuna.
Mark is banned for not realizing I was killing two birds with one stone.
DJ is banned for using stones...when he should be using his EYE BEAMS!!!
DJ-Bogie is banned for not realizing waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
Mark Hoover is banned because ninja'ing leads to angry rogues vs. ninjas threads.
GIR is banned for being one alias too many.
zylphryx is banned for using my mother's maiden name as a screen name.
Goat Toucher is banned for trying to look up zylphryx's dress.
Spanky is banned for knowing what's up Zylphryx's dress.
Signore is banned for not cleaning his face
Mark is banned because Fortuna's face is clean and it is not nice to point out his deformities.
DJ-Boogie is banned for making me read his posts in Ben Stein's voice.
Wow.
Gran is banned for still not having an avatar.
Subsequently, the next poster is also banned because I willed it.
Marthian ia banned for still having done nothing about that lisp.
Since this ban revokes all privileges Marthian had, his will - as expressed in his previous statement - becomes inconsequential.
And as a consqeuence, gran rey de los mono is banned right back.
Midnight_Angel is banned because maybe, just maybe, the "Lisp" was intentional.
I did mean to spell it as Marthian, not Martian. Why after all these years I haven't changed it I'll never know.
Gran is banned for BUI, Banning Under the Influence.
Charles Scholz is banned for gripping your pillow tight.
CarusoBot is banned because the light was forced to exit, night was allowed to enter and admission to NeverNeverLand was reduced to a grain of sand.
Xylphryx is banned for not taking the Foreigner belt off Signore di Fortuna
zylphryx is banned for premature arrival to Paizocon.
Shadowborn is banned for not recognizing he'd been ninja'd
Mark is banned for announcing his ninja status instead of vanishing into the night like he was trained to do.
Gran rey de los mono is banned for banning ninja-vision. Of course even with ninja-vision you can't see them.
DJEternalDarkness is banned because he can't see anything; it's right in his name.
CSI: Chaos Slaadi Instigations is banned for trying to instigate chaotic tread page counts. I didn't know treads had page counts.
Mater Salad is banned for being delicious and for pointing out the dust monkeys living under the H key on my laptop are getting too big.
Scholz-y is banned for claiming to "know nothing," and then striking like a ninja. While you're distracted with us, Hogan and Newkirk are escaping through the tunnel and out of the camp.
I am banned for forgetting I already had a CSI alias and then creating his weevil twin CarusoBot.
CarusoBot is banned for banning himself in public! The shame.
DJEternalDarkness is banned because the Diva from 5th Element called; she wants her head back. Also she requsted it's returned to the original color
Mark Hoover is banned for making popculture references.
Coach TN is banned because his ears need a lift. That mop is NOT regulation son!
Gran Rey is banned because It's RIDICULOUSLY hot out right now
Gran is banned because the heat has obviously affected his mind.
Madclaw is banned for making insanity fashionable.
Fortuna is banned for having no fashion sense.