BANNED!

[DJ-Bogie]

How can Tirq ban Fowl language? Isn't Turkey his native language? Banned for making me question.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

DJ-Bogie is banned for merely accepting that which is in front of him.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

El Dios of the Puddles is banned for being an affront.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Spanky is banned for always coming back.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Whatever-it-is is banned for not bribing Spanky with bacon.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran bacon de los rey is banned for assuming there's a reason for bribery.

[Mark Hoover]

El D is banned for puking out his bacon

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Mark is banned for unexplained hiatuses.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

El Dios De los Almas Perdidas is banned for having a hard to type name, that and the crooked teeth, the name the crooked teeth and I think they're too sharp what are they 1d5? They can only be 1d4 here, so the name and the crooked sharp teeth.

[DJ-Bogie]

Conman should be banned for verbosity, but he is a BARDbarian after all.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

DJ-Bogie is banned for banning me for verbosity when it should have been for adjectivity.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for objectivity.

[Tirq]

gran rey de lol is banned for sensetivity.

[Mark Hoover]

Tirq is banned for not being more sensitive to GRDLS' sensetivity

[gran rey de los everything]

Mark Hoover is banned for sensing sensitivity where none exists.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

gran rey de los everything is banned for what else? Everything.

[DJ-Bogie]

Conman is banned for non-selective banning.

[Tirq]

DJ is banned for serving pizza that he's touched.

[DJ-Bogie]

Hey! That's a lie! I just looked at it.

Tirq is banned for false accusation.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I didn't see anything.
You're banned.

[gran rey de los stereo]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for being blind.

[Marthian]

gran is banned FOR JUSTICE!

[Mark Hoover]

Marthian is banned because when you think of crime, think of JUSTICE (sorry; really inside joke)

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Mark's banned for telling inside jokes with his OUTSIDE voice.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for not having an inside voice.

By the way, beating your chest and yelling "ME BARD!! ME BARD!!!" Doesn't make you a bard.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

You not Jane, or barred, You BANNED!!

Me no bannedbarion, me Barbarian.

What me say go! Me say YOU gran rey de los echo echo go

[gran rey de los everything]

Conman the Bardbarian is banned for getting my name wrong.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

AM rey de los barbarians is banned for thinking it matters what his name is.

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Tasty-When-Fried is banned because it does matter. Sometimes. To someone. Maybe.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran rey de los tape decks is banned for dubious optimism.

[Mark Hoover]

El ddlap is banned for not having an 8-track in his gremlin

[DJ-Bogie]

Mark is banned for having two 8 tracks in his Yugo.

[gran rey de los stereo]

DJ-Bogie is banned for thinking two 8-tracks make a 16-track. And banned again for mounting said 16-track monstrousity is a Pinto.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran rey de los chevy novas is banned for mounting a gun rack on his bicycle.

[Mark Hoover]

EDDLAP is banned because he doesn't even own A gun, let alone many guns to necessitate a gun rack.

GAME ON!

[Marthian]

Mark Hoover is banned for not pointing out the great plan.

Why have gun when you have a ultra-powerful satellite sniper rifle... Your welcome, NASA and US Army (oh boy...)

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Mark Hoover is banned for trying to take away my second amendment right, even if I have no guns.

[Mark Hoover]

El Dios De Los Republicanas is banned for mistaking my legislation for inhibition of his rights driving him to join a militia

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Mark Hoover is banned because the only militia I belong to is the Metal Militia!

[Mark Hoover]

I belong to the KISS Army!

[DJ-Bogie]

YES, I belong to the FLEETWOOD MAC Air Corps. Our uniforms are MOODY BLUES and the DOOBIE BROTHERS and I fly around in our LED ZEPPELINS dropping CSNY explosives on those disco freaks in CHICAGO before we land in BOSTON. My commanding officers are colonels EMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER who take their orders from General SANTANA. He reports to President JETHRO TUL who is on a mission from CLAPTON!

Mark, you are banned for getting me started.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for starting.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for staying up so late: "gran rey de los mono 01:03 AM"

[Gruumash .]

Charles "the Cultist" Scholz is banned for being a clock watcher no one likes a clock watcher or tattle tale.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash is banned for being, well... gruumish.

[gran rey de los everything]

Charles Scholz is banned because working overnights kinda requires me to stay up late.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran rey de los wee hours is banned because I don't get to ban people while I work nights.

[gran rey de los everything]

Ladida is banned for his inability to ban and work simultaneously. Learn to multitask!

[Mark Hoover]

Perdie is banned for having a purty mouth

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

gran is banned for being priveledged and Mark is banned for letting some no-avatar-havin' hooligan ninja him.