*sets out a pie*
I made it myself.
*waits for more drow*
I will partake of this pie in the name of Abraxas!
The pie and any buxom women who enter this thread are claimed by me. For am I not the lordliest of all Drow. Note that is not a question, it is a statment.
*snickers*
They're eating a pie happily offered by a drow.
*snickers*
They're eating a pie happily offered by a drow.
Heh, I eat only pie from between the legs of elven virgins. This I was going to serve the next time my in laws visit.
Did anyone ever tell you that your a good looking drow?
*snickers*
They're eating a pie happily offered by a drow.
Heh, I eat only pie from between the legs of elven virgins. This I was going to serve the next time my in laws visit.
Did anyone ever tell you that your a good looking drow?
Only when they want something.
When does a Drow not desire something? Tell me there are more of us to be found.
When does a Drow not desire something? Tell me there are more of us to be found.
I'm hoping there's more. I figured the pie would entice them.
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When does a Drow not desire something? Tell me there are more of us to be found.
Verily there are! Fear not my dark brothers, for it is I! None other than the famed Outlaw Dark Elf Scout.....
Together with my twin blades of stabbiness, Sparkle and Icycake, and my faithful mangy puma companion Getawiff, I am here to free you from the shackles of evil! Come join me in the Light Above, there we can yadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayada... .
Hey a new threa..........
Wow it is sure dark in here.
Why is everyone looking at me like that?
What do you have all those knives for?
??
Don't be afraid. Here, have some pie.
*snickers*
When does a Drow not desire something? Tell me there are more of us to be found.Verily there are! Fear not my dark brothers, for it is I! None other than the famed Outlaw Dark Elf Scout.....
Together with my twin blades of stabbiness, Sparkle and Icycake, and my faithful mangy puma companion Getawiff, I am here to free you from the shackles of evil! Come join me in the Light Above, there we can yadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayada... .
*sneak attack with a poisoned blade*
Somebody had to shut him up.
~Stabs emo wuss drow in the ass with a poisoned blade before turning his attention the flower crowned elf.~
I bet right now you're thinking, "I should have taken a left at Albuquerque." aren't you?
Whoah! Right at home.
What's missing are some booze and big blue bewbies!
Whoah! Right at home.
What's missing are some booze and big blue bewbies!
Have some pie.
*snickers*
I do think This will suffice.
Hmmm, nice place you've got here. Could use some more torture devices, and maybe a some extra splashes of blood....
Hmmm, nice place you've got here. Could use some more torture devices, and maybe a some extra splashes of blood....
*splashes some of Ditz Dude'Hurtin's blood around*
How's that?
Sweet!
I kept hoping inspiration would hit me.
I am here for the pie? I heard there was pie...
I'm too embarrassed to be called a drow.
It could be the other way around. I can't remember.
I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.
I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.Why?
I like to watch.
Mmmmmm.....poisonberry pie.
Heh heh. I'm running out of pie. Who knew it would be such a hit?
I like to watch.I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.Why?
Nothing compares to you.
I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!
Oh, hi brothers!
I'm a drow, too. An albino drow. You can't see my ears because of my outrageous head gear.
Anyway, are you going to waste all day eating that poison pie, or will we start wildly stabbing each other in the back for no logical reason soon?
But I have to say: Classy drow joint. First one where the cleaning lady is not completely incompetent (Should see the cobwebs in some places. And the vermin infestation.)
I think I can take my mask off now, and use my real name. I really missed my Zs and 's. My middle name is Xexx, by the way, before you think my name is incomplete or anything.
I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!
That's my sister! Good thing we don't share the humans' silly views about incest!
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I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!
She could torture me all night long!
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Oh, hi brothers!
I'm a drow, too. An albino drow. You can't see my ears because of my outrageous head gear.
Anyway, are you going to waste all day eating that poison pie, or will we start wildly stabbing each other in the back for no logical reason soon?
But I have to say: Classy drow joint. First one where the cleaning lady is not completely incompetent (Should see the cobwebs in some places. And the vermin infestation.)
That's what you get for enslaving Vegepygmies.
I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!She could torture me all night long!
Actually, she considers every session that runs less than a week straight to be poor.
The pain she gives is like unto a sweet nectar. At least that's what you must say if you don't want it to become two weeks - without "safe zones"!
Achtongue, baby!
I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!
So far this shindig is mostly a sausage fest.
Do WoW dark elves count as drow? I thought they were from the surface and were all hippity-dippity with nature.
They're night elves. We enslave them for giggles.
I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!So far this shindig is mostly a sausage fest.
You're complaining?
Achtongue, baby!
Come again? Please keep your tongue away from me, much obliged.
Do WoW dark elves count as drow? I thought they were from the surface and were all hippity-dippity with nature.
Night elves. Amateurs. Getting upstaged by some anaemic emo gothlings.
By Nocticula, Golarion's dark-skinned elves will not be seen like this. Rovagug's gift is too precious to waste on petting vegetation.
You're complaining?I'm waiting for this piece of work to make an appearance. Drowiggidy!So far this shindig is mostly a sausage fest.
Heh heh heh.
Do WoW dark elves count as drow? I thought they were from the surface and were all hippity-dippity with nature.Night elves. Amateurs. Getting upstaged by some anaemic emo gothlings.
By Nocticula, Golarion's dark-skinned elves will not be seen like this. Rovagug's gift is too precious to waste on petting vegetation.
Now see here. We happen to promote petting of bush in these parts.
Do WoW dark elves count as drow? I thought they were from the surface and were all hippity-dippity with nature.Of course not. If you say such a thing again, you'll probably be inslaved and tortured.
Well, that might happen anyway.
True enough, but they make excellent breeding stock.
Delivery!
~Brings in wagon load of "heartstopping" double BACON!! chili cheeseburgers.~
Enjoy.
Delivery!
~Brings in wagon load of "heartstopping" double BACON!! chili cheeseburgers.~
Enjoy.
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Did you see what I got tagged in by someone else? I almost shed a tear.