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Spliced Elf wrote:

137ben wrote:

Deranged_Maniac_Ben wrote:

International Pun Registration wrote:

137ben wrote:

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Only posting to point out that a thread is going to be a popcorn muncher and contributing nothing more GMG.

:-P

Ooh, you like Popcorn with your Paizo Gamemastery Guide?!?

We see see what you did there, no Gamemastery Guide has authority over us.

People arguing with themselves using different aliases Gamemastery G-

I mean uh, grinds my gears.

Must be why you are deranged.

Now you know what I feel like, voices, arguing in my head...

Hey! I have a monopoly on dark-skinned elf aliases!

Oh now?

Ooh!

Use the Cook People hex on some enemies! Or innocents! Either way!

Make cookies or some other sort of treat out of them. Bonus points if you can make the food resemble them.

Lace some of the treats with the poison of your choice, preferably sleep poison!

Now find the loved ones of your new food. Give them some of the non-poisoned food.

Tell them what you did!

Then use beguiling gift and offer them some poisoned treats.

The best part is that once they're incapacitated, you can make that their last moment in life or make your getaway and leave them to live with what they've done!

I'm helping!

"Would you like to know how they died?"

ARS GOETIA CREW REPRESENT!

POISON! :D

Elf sacrifice = An art

Finally a topic I can weigh in on!

I'm not familiar with that particular demon lord, but if this is the future Monsanto promises, I need to build a shrine, quick.

Removal of limbs followed quickly by healing magic.

I'm helping!

Specifically skin?

I just had the most wonderful idea for a gift.

Oh look. This is why we can't have bad things.

Some people just can't deal with depravity in the game. I blame it on the moralistic younger generation.

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Oh what a wonderful toolset! This will revolutionize the fashion industry back home, I just know it.

At a glance:

Kobold - 25 cp

Boring but functional for practical, everyday use material. Essentially scrap material for the working class.

Dryad - 3 gp

Rugged material, and useful for camoflague during excursions to the surface but of little practical use elsewhere.

Satyr - 8 gp

Affordable and rarely out of style. Some of your males can turn quite a few eyes sporting finely crafted satyr coats.

Medusa - 28 gp

These make for exquisite attire for those private moments at home or public worship. And then there are the shoes!

Ancient Gold Dragon - 140 gp

Show your station loud and proud with ornate ceremonial garb made from the finest specimens of surface beasts. Money can buy fear and respect!

Elf with a ring of regeneration - Priceless

Because you can't put a price on happiness.

TheRonin wrote:

Ishpumalibu wrote:

Roberta, you obviously don't understand the concept that most communities, unless extremely large are going to have most if not all the thieves know eachother,, even if only by reputation. Also, using a different approach and being proactive is worth a try, your negativity is not.

No, I think she gets that. She's saying the issue is the GM being vindictive, You can flay alive every thief you see, but the GM will still have unrelated thieves attempt it again.

But..but...but...what if you LIKE flaying thieves alive?

Then keep it in the bedroom where it belongs.

How to make Elven Chain?

It doesn't really work. They don't smelt into any dependable alloys. You're really better off making leather out of them instead.

The best part is if you have the right magic, you'll only ever need a single source of material!

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

I thought this was an S&M connection thread. :(

Edited the title to not get people's hopes up.

:(

Oh yes, they'll be rigorously civilized, I assure you. I daresay the final product might even turn a profit in my favor if I were playing you. Do drop by again if more stock finds its way into your hands.

DID SOMEONE SAY FLOGGINGS OH Y...oh.

:(

GentleGiant wrote:

Urizen wrote:

GentleGiant wrote:

Seriously guys (and gals), trying to prove someone being an @sshat (even if he/she is or not) by being @sshats in return isn't really going to accomplish anything, no matter how frustrating the situation might be.

Flag the post (or not, if you don't think it'll accomplish anything) and move on. No reason to waste time or energy on something you don't like. :-)

I'm flagging your post for being rational. :p

I'm flagging your post for flagging mine... I find that incredibly offensive! :-p

I'm flagging you for flagging me for flagging you because now i'm offended and annoyed and whatever it is that you say in danish that I can't read!11

;-)

DID SOMEONE SAY FLOGGINGS?

Sin'ayd Ohkan'rr wrote:

Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.

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What?

I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.

And underdark garden gnome!! I like it.

Oh wait...that's a good idea too!

Where are those stone-to-flesh scrolls....

Aldinach's blood, this would be easier if we had some medusa slaves handy.

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places an order

Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.

...

What?

I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.

Sin'ayd Ohkan'rr wrote:

I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.

Why?

I like to watch.

I'll wait until everyone else has had a piece.