[Dino]Ba-by it's cold outside...[/Dino]Beat me to it. Damn.
My voice and my repertoire are more in this direction. ;-)
It took me every fiber of my being to not debut with this sock puppet.
I'm a bad drow.
Still around? Curses!
So, the groundhog predicts an early spring? That would be nice.Yeah, I'm not buying it...
It's a trick; get an axe!
Encore channel is playing Groundhogs day....All day long!That is so meta. :)Damn straight.
What would really be meta would be to show it all day tomorrow.
True.
And, don't diss Dino, Jeremy.
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You could totally pull off a Youtube spoof of Liar only making it about weather forecasters like you say. There you are with a TV behind you showing a weatherman pointing to a snowstorm graphic moving into your area. You're standing barechested, donned in a big fluffy winter hat, with sweat dripping down your hate face as you hold up a redlining thermometer and scream, "Because YOU'RE A LIAR!"No f#~!ing snow. Seriously, we got about a half-inch. YOU LIED WEATHER CHANNEL. YOU f#~!ING LIED.Why am I hearing Rollins singing that?I think I've adopted his speech patterns.
Also, this calls for a new version of "Liar," entitled "Liar II: The f!#@ing Weather Channel".
I would do that, save for the fact that no one wants to see me barechested. All pasty grubflesh and bad tattoos.
If I'm gonna be stuck inside, it might as well snow. I'd love some snow.
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{clap clap clap}It's bad enough NewsNet did it but I want to know why the Weather Network, of all media outlets, is giving the time of day- nevermind legitimacy- to the absurd superstition that is groundhog day. Really? *You guys* are really gonna say "f@~* our doppler radar and our long-term models-- let's base our forecast on a bleary-eyed rodent that we pulled out of a hole!"?Would you prefer they use gnomes instead?
Okay, originally, it was that if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter. If he didn't see his shadow, it would only be six weeks to spring...
f&!*ing snow.
I thought we've been over this before. Frostbite is why I broke up with the Frost Giant's daughter. It's just not worth it.
f&!*ing snow.I thought we've been over this before. Frostbite is why I broke up with the Frost Giant's daughter. It's just not worth it.
*snicker*
Is it bad that that made me think of this? (nsfw)
Cause there are some areas where cold can be.....awkward......
Awkward? Painful!
So did you guys think of a new name for your thread yet?
Still around? Curses!It took me every fiber of my being to not debut with this sock puppet.
I'm a bad drow.
Don't forget me!
So did you guys think of a new name for your thread yet?
Think we're gonna go with "Moon Puppy".
So did you guys think of a new name for your thread yet?
not my turn, but welcome back Kruely
Solnes has got the new name I think, but is holding off now given Gary's most recent pronouncements. But at least we have a plan of action in case of an emergency.
f&!*ing snow.I thought we've been over this before. Frostbite is why I broke up with the Frost Giant's daughter. It's just not worth it.Meh. It wanted it.
Anyway, nothing like coming home to a package from Paizo at my door :)
Agreed! So the flight was fine? I had a friend who was having heck getting from SanFran to DFW today.
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Agreed! So the flight was fine? I had a friend who was having heck getting from SanFran to DFW today.f&!*ing snow.I thought we've been over this before. Frostbite is why I broke up with the Frost Giant's daughter. It's just not worth it.Meh. It wanted it.
Anyway, nothing like coming home to a package from Paizo at my door :)
Yeah, pretty uneventful.
Awesome! A new Order of the Stick and a new Erfworld are up.
Yeah, pretty uneventful.Agreed! So the flight was fine? I had a friend who was having heck getting from SanFran to DFW today.f&!*ing snow.I thought we've been over this before. Frostbite is why I broke up with the Frost Giant's daughter. It's just not worth it.Meh. It wanted it.
Anyway, nothing like coming home to a package from Paizo at my door :)
Good.
Solnes has got the new name I think, but is holding off now given Gary's most recent pronouncements. But at least we have a plan of action in case of an emergency.
Gary has a what?
No f#~!ing snow. Seriously, we got about a half-inch. YOU LIED WEATHER CHANNEL. YOU f#~!ING LIED.Why am I hearing Rollins singing that?I think I've adopted his speech patterns.
Also, this calls for a new version of "Liar," entitled "Liar II: The f*!*ing Weather Channel".
You may have hearing issues like me.
He said "It's going to be a nice day" and not "It's going to be an ice day".
Tricky!
;-)
Anyway, nothing like coming home to a package at my door :)Agreed! So the flight was fine? I had a friend who was having heck getting from SanFran to DTF today.
Damn. All that distance for booty calls?
Yeah, what's it got in its pocketses?Solnes has got the new name I think, but is holding off now given Gary's most recent pronouncements. But at least we have a plan of action in case of an emergency.Gary has a what?
My precious?
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f&!*ing snow.I thought we've been over this before. Frostbite is why I broke up with the Frost Giant's daughter. It's just not worth it.*snicker*
Is it bad that that made me think of this? (nsfw)
Cause there are some areas where cold can be.....awkward......
Heheh, gold. (Or cold).
Gary, in case no one has said this to you today:
Sure thing man! It's always my pleasure to bring joy into your life.
I voted for meanings 1 and 3. In my linguistic communities, it wasn't used sarcastically.We've also enjoyed Full Metal Alchemist.M-hmm.Not sure what that means...
I always thought that it was ironic when you have this incredibly sad and depressing episode where this guy changes his daughter into some creature that ends up getting killed to put it out of its misery -- and then the closing credits have this super happy Japanese song that's all upbeat and "la la la".
Ready steady can't hold me back....
Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
I'm working on it!
And negative 35 degrees? Wouldn't that kill someone in the space of a few minutes?
Especially when my nipples arrive 5 minutes before I do.Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
Holy crap!
I just had to run a quick errand. This is definitely the kind of weather that reminds you that men have nipples too!
O_o
Gratz Commander Crenshaw.My INSANE day started with 2.5 hours hanging out with a US Forestry & Wildlife officer, sifting through garbage at the Tijuana Slough Wildlife Refuge. Then I got a call from home telling me that our credit card number was being used by an inmate in an LA County Jail. Rushed back to the ship for my promotion ceremony, only to find out that Helen couldn't get on base because we let both her ID and car decals expire.
So, in the end, I will be closing the day with a freshly cleaned roadside (courtesy of the jerks who dumped the trash), a new credit card number, new base decals on both cars, and shiny new Commander insignia on my uniform. I suppose all's well that ends well, right? ;-)
Crenshaw Tai-I!!!!!!
If you're invoking Rule 34 on Nigella, I am totally in favor. :)I'm preparing to invoke rule 34 in there. I have an itchy finger.Ye-a-h...just b/c I'm having to explain my humor everywhere today, I should say that was sarcasm.Yeah...her writing and culinary chops. THAT's what I was talking about...
I wouldn't want to introduce any irrelevant focus on any female sexuality. No sirree Bob.Well, that's very noble of you.
I'm not that noble. ;)
Be careful. I hear Nigella bites.
Let me get you a nightcap. Scotch? Hot toddy? Hot butter rum?Okay. Breathing now. Must get blood pressure down.
I just had my first hot toddy the other day- good stuff.
Now that's something hot and buttered that I'd like to Freehold. Mmmmm....happy place. :)Fixed some more. :)Fixed it for you...Let me get you a nightcap. Scotch? Girl with a Hot Body? Hot buttered Nigella?Okay. Breathing now. Must get blood pressure down.
Now, now, Lynora..I know it's your birthday and all, but I'm a married man... ;-)
Blasted snow canceled classes.
Same to any worshipers of snow, you know who you are.
Hate me, if you must...But I am a hero to school kids EVERYWHERE!!!!
In the meantime, in other obscure news, they will slowly crush and throttle the rebellion that is Netflix by redirecting and throttling bandwidth traffic to make instant movie watching unbearable.
I think a Sith Lord is behind this.
Took the words right out of my mouth! I was wondering when someone was going to have the eggs to take Netflix on, and I guess its Hulu.
Mmmmm So comfy today. Jeans, tank top, flip flops....its a beeeaaautiful 75 degrees. All clear blue skies and warm breezes. I <3 living in the south. :)
Hey..how come I'm only getting the muzzle of a shotg- oh great, now I've got nothing but snow!
Mmmmm So comfy today. Jeans, tank top, flip flops....its a beeeaaautiful 75 degrees. All clear blue skies and warm breezes. I <3 living in the south. :)Today we had lunch at a sidewalk cafe in Sarasota (82 degrees). Tonight? 20 and snow...
Must avoid this area- can't take such changes in temperature!!!
Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
I'm working on it!
And negative 35 degrees? Wouldn't that kill someone in the space of a few minutes?
Nope I have been outside in -35 F air temperature with -50 F wind chills. You can survive for quite awhile as long as you have enough layers on, however don't expect you car to start.
Nope I have been outside in -35 F air temperature with -50 F wind chills. You can survive for quite awhile as long as you have enough layers on, however don't expect you car to start.Well, now the snow has finally started coming down. We'll see if it ends up as bad as forecasted.Tonight's forecast? Negative 17 with a wind chill of negative 35.
But still no snow.
I'm working on it!
And negative 35 degrees? Wouldn't that kill someone in the space of a few minutes?
WOW.
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Must avoid this area- can't take such changes in temperature!!!Mmmmm So comfy today. Jeans, tank top, flip flops....its a beeeaaautiful 75 degrees. All clear blue skies and warm breezes. I <3 living in the south. :)Today we had lunch at a sidewalk cafe in Sarasota (82 degrees). Tonight? 20 and snow...
I was, of course, referring to the fact that I was flying home. It does not snow in Florida.