To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
Hi! This is Jiminy. You know, that adorable little cherub that everyone luvs, wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday Season! I received one of those letter from one of my friends, detailing all of the wonderful things they experienced over the year, so I decided to do the same.
You see, despite how cute and adorable I am, my parents, two love birds from one of those RPG threads, have trouble recognizing it. For some reason, I guess that only old people can appreciate, being totally cute doesn't overcome some of my tendencies towards im-pul-sive-ness. Their word, not mine. I mean I prefer smaller words. They make me even more cute. Don't you agree? I'm sure you do. Anyhoos, this year has been very busy. Well, I guess year is such a cute term, 'cause what is time really? Speaking of cute, aren't all babies cute? Not like me, but usually, 'cept those babies that somehow manage to be goofy lookin'. How does that ever happen? But animal babies are pretty much always cute, until they decide to grow teeth, then the bite and nip, and yelp when you squeeze them too hard, so you have to make them go away, like I've had to do SO many times this year. What's Dexter mean? 'Cause that's what my daddy sometimes calls me when I do those kinds of things, which makes me sad, 'cause my name is Jiminy, not Dexter. At least he doesn't say it very much, only when he and mommy are in their room, trying to be quiet, but I hear them anyways, 'cause I have really good hearing, and I can make myself so that people don't see me, which my daddy says scares the 'be-jee-bees' out of him. What does that mean? But, this is supposed to be about me, and my year, so that all of you realize what a fun, loving, little imp I am. That's what my mom, calls me, but her face gets all scrunchy when she says it, and she doesn't smile either. Are imps good or bad things? Do they taste like chicken? 'Cause they also say something about being roasted alive. Is that like chestnuts? I hear they roast them over open fires. i did that a couple times this year, just not with chestnuts, but how else are you supposed to make little animals make those funny little animal noises?
Well, back to the holidays. I hope it's fun, 'cause I like fun, and I like my friends to have fun. You're going to have fun, aren't you? I would be sad if you didn't, and you wouldn't like it when Jiminy is sad, 'cause he shows up where you least expect him, and he makes you do things, funny things, but sometimes you do so many funny things that you break, and you don't want to break do you? I don't want you to either, but it is funny when people stare into space and giggle, and they have a little bit of drool running down their chin. And sometimes they have to wear diapers. I still wear diapers. They make me feel all safe and secure, but not when they're full and stinky. Like mine is now. Anyone out there able to help a little fella out? If you do, you'll be on my good list, which is sometimes my naughty list, but sometimes naughty is good, at least how my daddy and mommy talk to each other in the dark when they think I'm not listening, or watching. What is BttH anyways? Aren't those meant for me?
Remember friends, I know when you are sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, so be FAWTLy for goodness' sake. Or, I'll come live with you for a while. ;)
Love,
Jiminy
EDIT: Jiminy's sad that he missed ToP. You wouldn't like Jiminy when he's sad. Jiminy's happy to run around nekkid, with his cute wittle bum.
To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
There. Are. No. Words.
Actually I think Santa could use him on his pay roll as a scare tactic against naughty kids.
Bless your your little blackened heart, Jiminy!
I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.
There. Are. No. Words.To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
Blame Lyn. :P
I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.
Hey, you better watch out: I'm one of Dave's favorite people. (Actually, I think I'm also one of JJ's favorite people, too, but you know how he is about admitting that sort of thing.)
Blame Lyn. :PThere. Are. No. Words.To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
I'm glad you found an outlet: I'd missed him until now!
:D
+ I lost count ;)^What the green man said!+2 :)
Ditto. :)
Blame Lyn. :PThere. Are. No. Words.To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
I'm glad you found an outlet: I'd missed him until now!
:D
Jiminy is therapeutic! ;D
Wait, that's kind of scary too.
I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.Hey, you better watch out: I'm one of Dave's favorite people. (Actually, I think I'm also one of JJ's favorite people, too, but you know how he is about admitting that sort of thing.)
JJ says my immunity to smurfing is because I am soulless (at least until pmg messes with my account). And we were in the chat room talking about the azzhats on the boardsand Dave came in. I said "You know people like Dave....Oh hi Dave." And he said "hi to everyone who is not being a dbag"
To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
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*sigh* Makes mental note to adjust the nanite privacy filter in the bedroom. Again. This week.
And a Merry Christmas to you too, James. Now put down the knife, that's not a baby toy, and no, you may not try to dissect your sister, now why don't you play with your brother instead. He says he's bored again, and since any attempts you make to harm him will rebound on you (thank the gods for innate luck charms) I know you two can play 'nicely' together. I mean it.
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Morning, FAWTLies!
It's 8:30am and I've been at work for almost 3 hours already. I really don't like these work hours.
I'm doing better today and hope everyone else is, too. Thanks for the support.
Not much other news, really. Just wanted to say hello. I'll be checking back from time to time today to witness all the insan...I mean, fun. ;)
Cheers!
Actually I think Santa could use him on his pay roll as a scare tactic against naughty kids.
You have no idea.....
Ditto. :)+ I lost count ;)^What the green man said!+2 :)
What?! No hug and kiss for your sweet little creation?!
Jiminy's not happy. Not happy at all. GRRRR!
Blame Lyn. :PThere. Are. No. Words.To get everyone in the right mood for the holidays -
A Jiminy Sunwake Holiday Card -
Hey! It's not all my fault! :P
That was an impressive holiday message.
Ditto. :)+ I lost count ;)^What the green man said!+2 :)What?! No hug and kiss for your sweet little creation?!
Jiminy's not happy. Not happy at all. GRRRR!
There, there. No need to get your diapers in a twist. I just got to that post first. Have some candy. :)
Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
Nice!
JJ says my immunity to smnrfing is because I am soulless (at least until pmg messes with my account). And we were in the chat room talking about the azzhats on the boardsand Dave came in. I said "You know people like Dave....Oh hi Dave." And he said "hi to everyone who is not being a dbag"I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.Hey, you better watch out: I'm one of Dave's favorite people. (Actually, I think I'm also one of JJ's favorite people, too, but you know how he is about admitting that sort of thing.)
Next time, you should probably "let slip" that I'm one of your favorite people also, that'll be sure to smooth things over. I remember the JJ comment now. Well, he was feeling frustrated by your immunity and grasping for straws.
Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
Cool.
There, there. No need to get your diapers in a twist. I just got to that post first. Have some candy. :)Ditto. :)+ I lost count ;)^What the green man said!+2 :)What?! No hug and kiss for your sweet little creation?!
Jiminy's not happy. Not happy at all. GRRRR!
Mmmmm...candy :)
*sets up temporal distortion field so that it lasts longer, and blocks his younger brother from coming near*
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Morning, FAWTLies!
It's 8:30am and I've been at work for almost 3 hours already. I really don't like these work hours.
I'm doing better today and hope everyone else is, too. Thanks for the support.
Not much other news, really. Just wanted to say hello. I'll be checking back from time to time today to witness all the insan...I mean, fun. ;)
Cheers!
Good to hear. Hope things keep looking up for you. Remember, you will always find support here when you need it.
Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
KICKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
Awesome!
Good to hear. Hope things keep looking up for you. Remember, you will always find support here when you need it.Morning, FAWTLies!
It's 8:30am and I've been at work for almost 3 hours already. I really don't like these work hours.
I'm doing better today and hope everyone else is, too. Thanks for the support.
Not much other news, really. Just wanted to say hello. I'll be checking back from time to time today to witness all the insan...I mean, fun. ;)
Cheers!
'Tis true.
Next time, you should probably "let slip" that I'm one of your favorite people also, that'll be sure to smooth things over. I remember the JJ comment now. Well, he was feeling frustrated by your immunity and grasping for straws.JJ says my immunity to smnrfing is because I am soulless (at least until pmg messes with my account). And we were in the chat room talking about the azzhats on the boardsand Dave came in. I said "You know people like Dave....Oh hi Dave." And he said "hi to everyone who is not being a dbag"I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.Hey, you better watch out: I'm one of Dave's favorite people. (Actually, I think I'm also one of JJ's favorite people, too, but you know how he is about admitting that sort of thing.)
Now I wonder how much trouble I am in for by letting that slip.:)
Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
That's cool. :)
See? Jiminy comes out and the mood gets lighter and darker at the same time!
HUZZAH for good vibes!
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Here's a good thing:
When I visited my family, I brought a copy of the Book of Monster Templates to give to my dad. He had me "autograph" it, and that was pretty much that. Well, I found out that my youngest sister (12 yo half-sister, actually) grabbed the book when they got home and put it on her bookshelf and has space reserved for anything else I get published.
That's really cool, taig. Congrats!
Good ol' Muskrat...
Heh. I just read that.
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Now I wonder how much trouble I am in for by letting that slip.:)Next time, you should probably "let slip" that I'm one of your favorite people also, that'll be sure to smooth things over. I remember the JJ comment now. Well, he was feeling frustrated by your immunity and grasping for straws.JJ says my immunity to smnrfing is because I am soulless (at least until pmg messes with my account). And we were in the chat room talking about the azzhats on the boardsand Dave came in. I said "You know people like Dave....Oh hi Dave." And he said "hi to everyone who is not being a dbag"I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.Hey, you better watch out: I'm one of Dave's favorite people. (Actually, I think I'm also one of JJ's favorite people, too, but you know how he is about admitting that sort of thing.)
Are you kidding?!? Mairkurion is, like, one of the favorite people of everyone (well, excepting a certain Wayfinder author).
Good ol' Muskrat...
Oddly, they made him fatter, too. Because he seems older to us, now?
Are you kidding?!? Mairkurion is, like, one of the favorite people of everyone (well, excepting a certain Wayfinder author).Now I wonder how much trouble I am in for by letting that slip.:)Next time, you should probably "let slip" that I'm one of your favorite people also, that'll be sure to smooth things over. I remember the JJ comment now. Well, he was feeling frustrated by your immunity and grasping for straws.JJ says my immunity to smnrfing is because I am soulless (at least until pmg messes with my account). And we were in the chat room talking about the azzhats on the boardsand Dave came in. I said "You know people like Dave....Oh hi Dave." And he said "hi to everyone who is not being a dbag"I have combined what I have been called by JJ and Dave Gross and have a new alias.Hey, you better watch out: I'm one of Dave's favorite people. (Actually, I think I'm also one of JJ's favorite people, too, but you know how he is about admitting that sort of thing.)
We've got to accept envy slipping in with some of the weaker brethren. This has long been something I've had to learn to live with, but it's worth it. I'm here for YOU.
Oddly, they made him fatter, too. Because he seems older to us, now?Good ol' Muskrat...
I would assume by now he has rotted quite a bit so that would make him look older.
Mairkurion is NOT one of my favorite people. Well, except for his sexiness. Tee-hee!
Mairk: Are you sure you're not thinking of "Dorkness Rising?"
Mairk: Are you sure you're not thinking of "Dorkness Rising?"
That is the name of the movie. I was trying to remember. Idk if that's what he is talking about tho.
Mairk: Are you sure you're not thinking of "Dorkness Rising?"That is the name of the movie. I was trying to remember. Idk if that's what he is talking about tho.
It sounds like a 90% match, but it doesn't mean there's not another, similar thing running around.
Lots of negativity in that sentence.
And I'm off for a bit to go get a haircut. very unexciting, just getting the ends trimmed. But at least she can fix the horrible things I did to my bangs the last time I cut them. :)
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Mairk: Are you sure you're not thinking of "Dorkness Rising?"That is the name of the movie. I was trying to remember. Idk if that's what he is talking about tho.
Are you guys talking about "The Guild"?
Are you guys talking about "The Guild"?Mairk: Are you sure you're not thinking of "Dorkness Rising?"That is the name of the movie. I was trying to remember. Idk if that's what he is talking about tho.
The guild is an MMO though, I don't know if that's what he's talking about.
No one knows what he's talking about. It's the rantings and ramblings of an old man. Must be the PhD that fried his brain.
No and no. Crap!