FAWTLhouse Five

[I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!]

Keith really speaks to me.

[Woodraven]

i'm not posting fast enough

[Bob-R-DTE]

Disgruntled FAWTL Correspondent wrote:

Here we are at the site of the October 2010 Memorial Blitz for Sara Maria and PMG. It is madness I tell you! Madness! Oh the humanity!

Back to you Bob!

Thanks for that, Mike! Now to Steve with the weather. Steve?

[Dylan Thomas]

Rage, rage unto the night!

[Studpuffin]

So CLOSE!

[Ackbar the Admiral]

Obsessed Gygax Fan wrote:

Cookie Monster wrote:

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Cookies!

Gygax!

Calamari!

[Leaf Ericson]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Daniel Craig as James Bond wrote:

I thought M was just a code, I didn't realize it stood for something, M-

Not some*thing*

Some thing?

[Jyu1ch1]

TOP DANCE!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Here's hopin' yew keep on 'tother side of that thar weddin' broom! I'll say a love hex in yer honor!

[Teeming Peasantry]

Shivareeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Throw us cp!

[E. Van der Weke]

Wait, did I miss E already?

[FastJack]

I swear to god, if you spike Jackpoint any harder, I will hammer your ass.

[Magikarp]

*splashes*

[Woodraven]

I need to make top again, nekkid woody's are gifts to all

[Mike Welham]

So, do we have a goal here?

[Random Alias]

post! Post! Harder, faster!

[Mrs. Butterworth]

Ackbar the Admiral wrote:

Obsessed Gygax Fan wrote:

Cookie Monster wrote:

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Cookies!

Gygax!

Calamari!

Syrup!

[Davi The Eccentric]

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger

More than ever hour after
Our work is never over

[Jyu1ch1]

Woodraven wrote:

i'm not posting fast enough

yea same im not sure what to write

[Field Marshal von Grünmann]

Nobody better Godwin this blitz...krieg. D'oh!

[Woodraven]

taig wrote:

So, do we have a goal here?

get count to 400 pages

[Gandalf the White]

I did not travel through fire and shadow to bandy words with a worm like you.

[Lord President Moorluck]

For Gary!!! For Sara Marie!! For the Teters!!!!!!!!!!

[Squidbilly]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

*swigs some shine, fires his shot gun*

[Lord President Moorluck]

For Gary!!! For Sara Marie!! For the Teters!!!!!!!!!!

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Releases doves in celebration.

Oh dearie me. I didn't think doves did that to people.

[Blacque Jacque Shellacque]

Calisse de tabernac!

mariage heureux !

[Lord President Moorluck]

For Gary!!! For Sara Marie!! For the Teters!!!!!!!!!!

[Monabard]

Mrs. Butterworth wrote:

Ackbar the Admiral wrote:

Obsessed Gygax Fan wrote:

Cookie Monster wrote:

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Cookies!

Gygax!

Calamari!

Syrup!

White Castles!

[taig]

Woodraven wrote:

I need to make top again, nekkid woody's are gifts to all

Nah, the car isn't the same without a paint job.

[Lord President Moorluck]

For Gary!!! For Sara Marie!! For the Teters!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord President Moorluck]

For Gary!!! For Sara Marie!! For the Teters!!!!!!!!!!

[GenCon Gollum]

Precious! The Precious will open on January 23rd!

[Squidbilly]

Squidbilly wrote:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

*swigs some shine, fires his shot gun*

Ain't moonshine, it's windex!

[George Lazenby]

It's a kilt.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

This blitz is going faster than a Texan chasin' after chicken fried steak.

[Auntie Gish]

Mrs. Butterworth wrote:

Ackbar the Admiral wrote:

Obsessed Gygax Fan wrote:

Cookie Monster wrote:

Priest of Bacon Cheesburgers wrote:

Bless the new couple. May there always be bacon on your burgers.

Cookies!

Gygax!

Calamari!

Syrup!

Gish cakes!

[Happy Fun Ball]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

[Brwaaaktor, Eldest Chicken]

Kraa!

I prophesize a joyfull union!

[Woodraven]

it's possible only 60-something pages to go

[Jyu1ch1]

Flowers!

[James Cameron's Avatar]

I'm just a rip-off of Aliens & Pocahontas!

[Don't Look!]

Squidbilly wrote:

Squidbilly wrote:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

*swigs some shine, fires his shot gun*

Ain't moonshine, it's windex!

Aieeeeee!

[Studpuffin]

Crazy Bird Lady wrote:

Releases doves in celebration.

Oh dearie me. I didn't think doves did that to people.

I do it to people... and some cars. Wait, are we talking about perching? No, then I don't do that.

[Screaming teenage girl]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! CONGRATS SARA MARIE AND THE PMG!!!!!!

[Woodraven]

i will just start talking to myself

[Davi The Eccentric]

Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, Hour after
Our work is never over

[Fopdoud of Fez]

Would you like to pet my monkey, sahibs?

[The Fax Machine]

Emits reams of congratulatory messages from all over the world.

[Cambridge Brute Squad]

Be happy. We'll be watching...