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Gandalf the White's page

11 posts. Alias of mattdroz.


♫singin' Doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo♪

Gandal wrote:
Irv is banned for sdrow pu gnikam

Gandal is banned for forgetting the "F".

Sauron said the ring wasn't that pretty.

I did not travel through fire and shadow to bandy words with a worm like you.

You shall not pass!

"Then Hal can't have seen one," said Ted.

My god, you picked the most boring line in all of the Fellowship of the Rings...


Zombie Guy wrote:

Well, you're going to go hungry looking for brains around here...

My calculations seem to have been ... off.

But no matter, "A wizard arrives precisely when he means to."

5/23/2009 8:23 PM (EDT) - Official start with a post for more moderation on limiting posts.
7/21/2009 8:43 AM (EDT) - 100 pages completed
7/21/2009 8:56 AM (EDT) - 5000 pages completed
7/21/2009 9:04 AM (EDT) - Official pass the Jacks in posts

At the time of the 5000th post, we had posted:

an average of 85½ posts a day
an average of 3½ posts a minute
an average of 1 post every 17 seconds

IssacX wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!


By my calculations, we shall overcome the Jack thread's total post on July 28, at 11:53 in the morning.

As well

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

What a fine morning! Anyone for some Pecan Sandies?

<Looks at morning paper>

Well, look at that! Yunevrherdofus is now Yuwonteverhearofus.

No! I'm alright...

*Is on fire*
Look! I got a slam attack! And I deal fire damage! Who's laughing now?!

So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.