About E. Van der Weke
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It look'd like a purple Erik Mona to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple Erik MOna
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple Erik Mona)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple Erik Mona
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple Erik Mona, publish me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't publish you cuz you're so tough
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple Erik Mona
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple Erik Mona
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple Erik Mona
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
I said Mr. Purple Erik Mona, what's your line
He said it's publishin' Pathfinder and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple Erik Mona
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple Erik Mona
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple Erik Mona
Sure looks strange to me
And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple Erik Mona
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple Erik Mona
I like short shorts
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Erik Mona?)
And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
[Sax solo]
Tequila
