GenCon Gollum's page

Love 'em or hate 'em, he's the man of the hour!

C'mon, these are high-quality poly-ester!

Hot off the backs of under-paid chinese laborers!

Show the world how you feel!

Get 'em while they're hot!

Hey Mister, you wanna shirt?

♪♫singin' Doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo♪♫

Mistress Solnes is back! YAY!

GenCon Gollum wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

What kind of pets do you want to buy? Lets be civil about it.

Ooo! I'd like some rabbits and fresh fishies! Mmmm... delicious!

~tosses you into the piranah pool and then takes what is left and feeds it to the rabit from a certain movie~

No! Precious doesn't like the water! Precious likes to be dirty and filthy and covered with ...

Mmm... fishies! Begins eating the piranhas

What kind of pets do you want to buy? Lets be civil about it.

Ooo! I'd like some rabbits and fresh fishies! Mmmm... delicious!

Precious! The Precious will open on January 23rd!

The precious is over! We shall fade away until the precious returns!

GOLLUM

We hates and loves them! Just as we hates and loves the precious!

GOLLUM

We tolds them not to dress as Batman, but they does anyway! Now they must fight the Joker!

The precious wins! The precious wins! And the master spoke to us, he did!

Finally got caught up. Had to go to the doctor this morning. Another stupid ear infection. But I have eardrops now so it should be better in a couple of days.

It was fun hanging out with Moorluck and E7 yesterday. Bryce was so totally engrossed in his video game at first that he barely said hi, but then was so sad to have to say good bye. He was very entertained by Moorluck's Gollum and Yoda impressions. :)

Hmph... Will have to speak with the hobbit Moorluck. *GOLLUM*

runs through the forum [censored] with a [censored] and a big [censored] right up your [censored].

Master is our friend! Master looks out for us!

1d20 ⇒ 3

Smeagol hates this game.

*blink*

Morning

Aberzombie wrote:

WTF?!? Are they afraid that noobs will come to the site, see how cool we are, and not hang out with everyone else? Do they fear the power of the OTD???? Is it hate? Jealousy?

Actually I think it is fear that new comers will stumble upon one of the many contentious political/religious threads that festoon this subforum like mold blotches and be so horrified they will never come back.

That too... GOLLUM

Smeagol likes mean man on magic box. Reminds Smeagol of friend Deagol.

Are they afraid that noobs will come to the site, see how cool we are, and not hang out with everyone else? Do they fear the power of the OTD???? Is it hate? Jealousy?

Yes!

Kids driving me nuts......

Do what Smeagol's Grandmother used to do. Give kiddies plenty of sugar and caffeine until Smeagol runs full-speed head-first into stone wall. Smeagol sleep lots after that. Smeagol's grandmother was wise woman in between time spent with authorities.

wat

Be quiet fat hobbit! We not talking to you! We talking to servant of the Master, keeper of the Precious!

Umm, so does this mean you've been rapped over the knuckles for last night, or that you're about to provide some artwork featuring a fight involving the iconic Summoner's eidolon?

Forget that! We wants picture of nasty witchie!

GenCon Gollum wrote:

May their Bulmahn be flatulent when they askses for his precious signature!

Hey now! Don't you be badmouthing the Lord Jason, or my fellows and I may have to come in here and pull a China Shop maneuver.

AAAAH! Don't hurt the Smeagol! Don't hurt the Smeagol!

I can bring you fat hobbitses! They are tasty! *GOLLUM*

W E Ray wrote:

GenCon Gollum wrote:

.... May their Bulmahn be flatulent

Didn't Cosmo say that was very often the case.

Right now he is not doing much more then watching episodes of House while being waited on hand and foot by hot nurses.

Jester's magic works makes Smeagol feel all ... funny.

*GOLLUM*

Urizen wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"

No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

Okay, I'll bite. What's the other half?

euphemisms

What's ufanisms? *GOLLUM*

SNEAKY THIEF HAS THE PRECIOUS!

Stole it from us, it did! Get it back, we will!

Must bring the cheese to Bulmahn!

GOLLUM!

Smeagol knows... Filthy, fat hobbitses are all at GenCon, getting their grubby little fingers all over my precious. Smeagol wishes he could go. Then Smeagol could be live under table of preciouses!

Needs more Blog updates and Pics!

Do not care if you busy selling pretty-pretty shinies and the Precious!

*GOLLUM*

FILTHY GOLEMS! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

GOLLUM?

GOLLUM!

GOLLUM!

Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.

GOLLUM!

GOLLUM!

You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!

GOLLUM!

APG!

DOUBLE PRECIOUS MINE!

PRECIOUS!

FILTHY LITTLE HOBBITSES! MINE!

We loves the frogs! All slimy and delicious! Yes, pluck the legs off and suck the meat off the delicate bones!

:P~

FALSE!

Filthy Jester and it tricksey magics!

Tricksey hobbitses! They stole it from us! They took the precious! GOLLUM!

Dirty, stinky gamersers! Them and their disposable elvish coin! We HATES THEM! Them and their gathering in Indy! They stoles it from us! WE should be at the gathering, but the filthy theifses stoles our passes!

May their Bulmahn be flatulent when they askses for his precious signature!