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I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime

Happy Fun Ball wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Happy Fun Ball wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Morning

Good morning. ~goes back to taunting Happy Fun Ball~

<begins to glow eerily and emitting a strange pulsing sound>

~starts to bounce Happy Fun Ball like a basketball~

<bright flash of violet light, then the ball disappears traveling through time to wreck havoc on Sharoth's past self>

~my past self grabs Happy Fun Ball as hHFB appears and begins to dribble him against the wall, hoping to make HFB nauseated~

<bounces wildly off the wall, heading right towards "the horde">

Happy Fun Ball wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Morning

Good morning. ~goes back to taunting Happy Fun Ball~

<begins to glow eerily and emitting a strange pulsing sound>

~starts to bounce Happy Fun Ball like a basketball~

<bright flash of violet light, then the ball disappears traveling through time to wreck havoc on Sharoth's past self>

Solnes wrote:

Morning

Good morning. ~goes back to taunting Happy Fun Ball~

<begins to glow eerily and emitting a strange pulsing sound>

The Guardian Beyond Beyond wrote:

Have the FAWTLies been cursed or something? It seems that recently lots of not so good to bad things have been happening to us. Did one of you offend a witch or hags or something?

Someone dared taunt happy fun ball.

<happy fun ball is not amused>

JMD031 wrote:

Perhaps if a certain someone would lead by example the rest of us would follow him. Also, this certain someone has yet to tell me about his childhood...

I have no memory of any childhood!

Anyone who makes another post on this thread will be subject to the following spell:

The Vengeful Gaze of Leafar (Transmutation)
Spellcraft DC: 419
Components: V, S
Range: 12,000 ft.
Target: One creature, or up to a 10-foot cube of nonliving matter in line of sight
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude half
Spell Resistance: Yes
To Develop: 3,771,000 gp; 76 days; 150,840 XP. Seed: destroy (DC 29). Factor: increase damage to 305d6 (+570 DC), 1-action casting time (+20 DC). Mitigating factor: 200d6 backlash (–200 DC).

The target of this spell is subject to 305d6 points of damage (or half of that if a Fortitude save succeeds). If the target is reduced to –10 hit points or less (or a construct, object, or undead is reduced to 0 hit points), it is utterly destroyed as if disintegrated, leaving behind only a trace of fine dust. The caster is likewise dealt 200d6 points of damage

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

There was some post about a red rubber ball and harness set, but it looks to have vanished. ;)

Do not tease Happy Fun Ball.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Blammo!

*is beginning to feel taunted by name of hated rival*

Happy Fun Ball!

Accept No Substitutes!

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

• itching
  
• vertigo
  
• dizziness
  
• tingling in extremities
  
• loss of balance or coordination
  
• slurred speech
  
• temporary blindness
  
• profuse sweating
  
• heart palpitations
  

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

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