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Awright folks! Time to go home and enjoy a quick repast before taking a nap and heading into hell's kitchen for some second job shenanigans. I will leave you all with a link to what the other thread I was posting in today made me do.

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Hello Fawtlies. As most of you are like my disfunctional family...
;-)
Wanted you to be aware of something I will be participating in --> here.
And thanks for being who you are...
I'll help out.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Howdy FAWTLies, long time, no see (and, likely more of the same). If I'd known I was going to be away from Paizo for so long, I would've written an angry "I'm leaving forever post" on my way out.
Anyway, back to my work-induced hiatus. I trust Paizo is in good hands while I'm away and that an appropriate number of threads will be locked.
I promise to return someday (as foretold by prophecy).
Sorry The Man is keeping you down, Sebastian. I hope you are able to return soon.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:I'll help out.Hello Fawtlies. As most of you are like my disfunctional family...
;-)
Wanted you to be aware of something I will be participating in --> here.
And thanks for being who you are...
Thank you so much. (And thank you to CJ as well.)

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Aw, crap! You should have been pinging me with pie!I went in there and had to depart, Professor. It's a den of scum and villainy.
You should be concerned with things more important to our natural being.
...like it's your turn in initiative in the PbP....
I'll be sure to remember that next time. Humble Strawberry it is.

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Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!

Ambrosia Slaad |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Wheeeeee! Windmills!Wheeeeee! Balloons!
Sorry, pretty pictures are too distracting, bookmark for later. Ah, I see you there windmill -- CHARGE!
Oops, almost hit Callous Jack. Sorry! He really needs something tougher than a glass jar to protect his brain.

Ambrosia Slaad |

Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!
HORRORS! It's sounds like the dreaded "Not Me" has escaped from the Keane household and is haunting yours. Time to call in the Ghostbusters!

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Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!
Our 4-year-old ninja freely admits to what he's done.
"What happened to all the strawberries?" He then proceeds to open his mouth and point to it. "In there."

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Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!Our 4-year-old ninja freely admits to what he's done.
"What happened to all the strawberries?" He then proceeds to open his mouth and point to it. "In there."
LOL, I love it when they're honest. It's so cute.

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Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!HORRORS! It's sounds like the dreaded "Not Me" has escaped from the Keane household and is haunting yours. Time to call in the Ghostbusters!
Uh-oh, the second Ghostbusters reference in as many days..... this does not bode well for movie night. ;)

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Moff Rimmer wrote:LOL, I love it when they're honest. It's so cute.Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!Our 4-year-old ninja freely admits to what he's done.
"What happened to all the strawberries?" He then proceeds to open his mouth and point to it. "In there."
It is. And then it's also hard to really discipline him when the awful thing he did was take and eat fruits and vegetables.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Wheeeeee! Windmills!Wheeeeee! Balloons!Sorry, pretty pictures are too distracting, bookmark for later. Ah, I see you there windmill -- CHARGE!
Oops, almost hit Callous Jack. Sorry! He really needs something tougher than a glass jar to protect his brain.
<Casts glassteel>

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Moorluck wrote:It is. And then it's also hard to really discipline him when the awful thing he did was take and eat fruits and vegetables.Moff Rimmer wrote:LOL, I love it when they're honest. It's so cute.Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!Our 4-year-old ninja freely admits to what he's done.
"What happened to all the strawberries?" He then proceeds to open his mouth and point to it. "In there."
I hear ya, my Mom has a strawberry farm so ours are so used to having them in the house they attack them like starved piranha.

Lea, The Useless Rogue |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:<Casts glassteel>Moff Rimmer wrote:Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Wheeeeee! Windmills!Wheeeeee! Balloons!Sorry, pretty pictures are too distracting, bookmark for later. Ah, I see you there windmill -- CHARGE!
Oops, almost hit Callous Jack. Sorry! He really needs something tougher than a glass jar to protect his brain.
~Slips in through an open window and swipes all the drinkware.~

Ambrosia Slaad |

~Slips in through an open window and swipes all the drinkware.~
Hey, someone stole all the William Shatner commemorative steins! Curse you, Not Me!
{sits down dizzily} Whew! I think the windmills are regrouping. I need a nap. And a bottle of warm sake and a large NY pizza.

Lea, The Useless Rogue |

Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:~Slips in through an open window and swipes all the drinkware.~Hey, someone stole all the William Shatner commemorative steins! Curse you, Not Me!
{sits down dizzily} Whew! I think the windmills are regrouping. I need a nap. And a bottle of warm sake and a large NY pizza.
~Slips in and replaces pizza with chicken bog, cornbread and a jug of sweet tea.~

Ambrosia Slaad |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:~Slips in and replaces pizza with chicken bog, cornbread and a jug of sweet tea.~Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:~Slips in through an open window and swipes all the drinkware.~Hey, someone stole all the William Shatner commemorative steins! Curse you, Not Me!
{sits down dizzily} Whew! I think the windmills are regrouping. I need a nap. And a bottle of warm sake and a large NY pizza.
Oooo, chicken bog looks good, maybe could use some bacon in there though. Cornbread and sweet tea are always delicious.

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Phone must be dead. Been trying to call for two hours!! Finally when ready to leave to run home and make sure everyone was ok, I decided to check here first, and here is mu hubby!
Call me when the phone has some life to it baby. :D
Hmmm, I don't know who could have left it of the charger. I will baby-doll.

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alleynbard wrote:Getting my campaign all Pathfinder-ized this evening. I have been running around like a maniac cleaning the house in preparation for guests.I hooe you kept the bleach away from your books. :)
And any children and pets. You know, just go ahead and freeze them in carbonite, it's safer that way.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!
Show him this

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Wheeeeee! Windmills!Wheeeeee! Balloons!
You've got nice balloons there, Moff!

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Uh-oh, the second Ghostbusters reference in as many days..... this does not bode well for movie night. ;)Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!HORRORS! It's sounds like the dreaded "Not Me" has escaped from the Keane household and is haunting yours. Time to call in the Ghostbusters!
Then we need more Highlander references!!!!

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Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!Show him this
That was to pay me back for The Ballad of Jed Clampit wasn't it? ;)

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Moorluck wrote:Then we need more Highlander references!!!!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Uh-oh, the second Ghostbusters reference in as many days..... this does not bode well for movie night. ;)Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!HORRORS! It's sounds like the dreaded "Not Me" has escaped from the Keane household and is haunting yours. Time to call in the Ghostbusters!
Yes, but sadly.... there can be only one. :P

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:That was to pay me back for The Ballad of Jed Clampit wasn't it? ;)Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!Show him this
Hee hee.

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:Yes, but sadly.... there can be only one. :PMoorluck wrote:Then we need more Highlander references!!!!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Uh-oh, the second Ghostbusters reference in as many days..... this does not bode well for movie night. ;)Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!HORRORS! It's sounds like the dreaded "Not Me" has escaped from the Keane household and is haunting yours. Time to call in the Ghostbusters!
Eh. Who wants to live forever?

Ambrosia Slaad |

You all are getting a head of me.
I sword of understand what you are talking about.
For illegal use of puns, a 15 yard penalty on Lumpy. Also, you must watch all the wretched Highlander cartoons.

dungeonmaster heathy |

Moorluck wrote:Then we need more Highlander references!!!!Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Uh-oh, the second Ghostbusters reference in as many days..... this does not bode well for movie night. ;)Moorluck wrote:Those damn ninjas are at it again. Or at least my son says they are, and kids never lie, do they? So about 4 or 5 mornings ago I found my PS3 in disarray and Fallout3 had been played. He said "someone" snuck in through a window and played it in the middle of the night. This morning we find the chocolate cake eaten, and the damn "someone" even smeared chocolate on the poor sleeping kids face before they left. I must ninja proof my house by hanging Chuck Norris posters on every surface!HORRORS! It's sounds like the dreaded "Not Me" has escaped from the Keane household and is haunting yours. Time to call in the Ghostbusters!
heh heh...my pbp group's getting ready to fight Slimer.

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Too many posts to catch up on. Not even gonna try. Long week. Didn't even manage to turn my computer on for anything more than printing off assignments all week. Blergh. Here's hoping that things settle down soon. So if there's anything I missed....well, sorry about that.
Hello. Glad you could make it by. :)
I hope things do settle down for you.