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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Urizen wrote:
James Cameron texted me. He wants his sinking ship back.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Funny..that's exactly what Linda Hamilton said too.


Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"


Urizen wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

duct tape - check

baby oil - check
rubber gloves - check
ski mask - check

camera - check

Hmm, I'm thinking I should leave my new Advance Players Guide at home. Too much temptation.

Anal probe and Gorilla Glue. Don't forget.

Ouch!


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Imagine if you were an Army wife!
*shudder* I could not be away from him for that long.
Yup. 15 month deployments suck with mighty sucking.
Two of my girlfriends are going through that now. :\

Wait? Mighty sucking? Where do I apply for my Jody papers?

:p

Double ouch!

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"

No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby at airport awaiting flight. Lonely now. *sigh* Part of the prob with never being away from each other for longer than a work day.
Imagine if you were an Army wife!
*shudder* I could not be away from him for that long.
Yup. 15 month deployments suck with mighty sucking.
Two of my girlfriends are going through that now. :\

Wait? Mighty sucking? Where do I apply for my Jody papers?

:p

Double ouch!

+1


Hubby made it to Detroit. Safe and sound and with Lyn, her hubby, and E7.

Liberty's Edge

Solnes wrote:
Hubby made it to Detroit. Safe and sound and with Lyn, her hubby, and E7.

Well, safe. I don't know if you can honestly say any of us FAWLTers are sound (at least, not in the head)...


Solnes wrote:
Hubby made it to Detroit. Safe and sound and with Lyn, her hubby, and E7.

Excellent!

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

I demand banana cream pie from Max & Erma's!

Just one more man, you know I'm good for it.

*rocks back and forth*

Scarab Sages

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby made it to Detroit. Safe and sound and with Lyn, her hubby, and E7.
Well, safe. I don't know if you can honestly say any of us FAWLTers are sound (at least, not in the head)...

I don't know what you're talking about. People use me as a "baseline" for sanity checks.

Spoiler:
Wait. Misread that. "Insanity" checks. Carry on...

Dark Archive

So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

Okay, I'll bite. What's the other half?


Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

I demand banana cream pie from Max & Erma's!

Just one more man, you know I'm good for it.

*rocks back and forth*

You can have mine. No rational explanation, but I cannot stomach bananas in any form.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(

...wait, you're just NOW getting the bestiary? This is the guy who spends kaboodles on minis .... and you've just now got the bestiary? And I already have my APG and you don't? And what about the GMG?

All your teasing about Orcuses and Tiamats .... maybe there is Karma. ;-)


June Cleaver wrote:
Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.
or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Don't worry. It's not what you think. I used to think the same thing.

But they actually DON'T squeeze babies in a wine press to make baby oil. Turns out that's just really hypoallergenic and less irritating than normal oil.

Well, I for ONE like my baby oil made the AUTHENTIC, old school way! Better for my delicate skin...
I tried that once with my little boy, but the result was nothing you would want to rub on yourself.

It wasn't my fault. Nothing likes touching your skin, you old hag. Yet more evidence that I'm adopted.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.
or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Don't worry. It's not what you think. I used to think the same thing.

But they actually DON'T squeeze babies in a wine press to make baby oil. Turns out that's just really hypoallergenic and less irritating than normal oil.

Well, I for ONE like my baby oil made the AUTHENTIC, old school way! Better for my delicate skin...
I tried that once with my little boy, but the result was nothing you would want to rub on yourself.
It wasn't my fault. Nothing likes touching your skin, you old hag. Yet more evidence that I'm adopted.

I knew I should have tried using the food processor.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

I demand banana cream pie from Max & Erma's!

Just one more man, you know I'm good for it.

*rocks back and forth*

You can have mine. No rational explanation, but I cannot stomach bananas in any form.

You know, that could be a euphemism for something. I just can't imagine what. <shrug>

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(

...wait, you're just NOW getting the bestiary? This is the guy who spends kaboodles on minis .... and you've just now got the bestiary? And I already have my APG and you don't? And what about the GMG?

All your teasing about Orcuses and Tiamats .... maybe there is Karma. ;-)

Yeah but I have 4 Orcuses and you only have one APG which i will have in 2 weeks :P

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

I demand banana cream pie from Max & Erma's!

Just one more man, you know I'm good for it.

*rocks back and forth*

You can have mine. No rational explanation, but I cannot stomach bananas in any form.
You know, that could be a euphemism for something. I just can't imagine what. <shrug>

*provides a visual aid*

Silver Crusade

I'm headed off. Later all!


June Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Ok, now I can relax.
or not....whats the baby oil for?! O.0

Don't worry. It's not what you think. I used to think the same thing.

But they actually DON'T squeeze babies in a wine press to make baby oil. Turns out that's just really hypoallergenic and less irritating than normal oil.

Well, I for ONE like my baby oil made the AUTHENTIC, old school way! Better for my delicate skin...
I tried that once with my little boy, but the result was nothing you would want to rub on yourself.
It wasn't my fault. Nothing likes touching your skin, you old hag. Yet more evidence that I'm adopted.
I knew I should have tried using the food processor.

I hear that sticking your head in a meat grinder works well, "Mom".


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

I demand banana cream pie from Max & Erma's!

Just one more man, you know I'm good for it.

*rocks back and forth*

You can have mine. No rational explanation, but I cannot stomach bananas in any form.
You know, that could be a euphemism for something. I just can't imagine what. <shrug>

I find it better to protect the innocent and blissfully ignorant. It's better that way for society and the Internet in general and as a whole.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(

...wait, you're just NOW getting the bestiary? This is the guy who spends kaboodles on minis .... and you've just now got the bestiary? And I already have my APG and you don't? And what about the GMG?

All your teasing about Orcuses and Tiamats .... maybe there is Karma. ;-)

Yeah but I have 4 Orcuses and you only have one APG which i will have in 2 weeks :P

I'd say 'you suck', but that's not an epithet to you. ;-)

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(

...wait, you're just NOW getting the bestiary? This is the guy who spends kaboodles on minis .... and you've just now got the bestiary? And I already have my APG and you don't? And what about the GMG?

All your teasing about Orcuses and Tiamats .... maybe there is Karma. ;-)

Yeah but I have 4 Orcuses and you only have one APG which i will have in 2 weeks :P
I'd say 'you suck', but that's not an epithet to you. ;-)

Nope, but when I use the term "pain in the ass" people know it's bad, cause you know if a gay man thinks a pain in his ass it's gotta be bad.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P
Okay, I'll bite. What's the other half?

euphemisms

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P

I demand banana cream pie from Max & Erma's!

Just one more man, you know I'm good for it.

*rocks back and forth*

You can have mine. No rational explanation, but I cannot stomach bananas in any form.
You know, that could be a euphemism for something. I just can't imagine what. <shrug>
*provides a visual aid*

?? Do they really come that small ??

The Exchange

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(

...wait, you're just NOW getting the bestiary? This is the guy who spends kaboodles on minis .... and you've just now got the bestiary? And I already have my APG and you don't? And what about the GMG?

All your teasing about Orcuses and Tiamats .... maybe there is Karma. ;-)

Yeah but I have 4 Orcuses and you only have one APG which i will have in 2 weeks :P
I'd say 'you suck', but that's not an epithet to you. ;-)
Nope, but when I use the term "pain in the ass" people know it's bad, cause you know if a gay man thinks a pain in his ass it's gotta be bad.

Oh no you dint*


Wolfthulhu wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

*yawns*

I hate being stuck at work doing computer work...
Beats not sitting around working. But pretend you're hacking into secret goverment blackmail photos, it will make your day go much smoother. ;)

lol, if only. Then I'd be yelling at students every time they interupted me.

"GO AWAY IM A SECERT AGENT!"
Fixed.
But I iz not a man. =0
Here ya go.

Yay! =D

Liberty's Edge Contributor

::wanders through the thread muttering profanity and pulling out small tufts of hair...er, scales...every few steps::


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So finally got my copy of the bestiary, now just waiting another 2 weeks for the APG :(

...wait, you're just NOW getting the bestiary? This is the guy who spends kaboodles on minis .... and you've just now got the bestiary? And I already have my APG and you don't? And what about the GMG?

All your teasing about Orcuses and Tiamats .... maybe there is Karma. ;-)

Yeah but I have 4 Orcuses and you only have one APG which i will have in 2 weeks :P
I'd say 'you suck', but that's not an epithet to you. ;-)
Nope, but when I use the term "pain in the ass" people know it's bad, cause you know if a gay man thinks a pain in his ass it's gotta be bad.

Unless the gay man doesn't want to be the bottom. Oddly, there's a couple out there but I think they're the exceptions.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P
Okay, I'll bite. What's the other half?
euphemisms

Doesn't the euphemisms spill/bleed through FAWTLY, or is mine of a completely separate beast?


I go away to shop, and come back to find that, yes, it's possible for some threads to sink lower.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I go away to shop, and come back to find that, yes, it's possible for some threads to sink lower.

*waves*


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Has anyone ever thought to themselves... "damn Uri, your whole entire FB wall is essentially a paean-homage to all things FAWTLy?"
No.... about 1/2 your FB wall is however. I checked :P
Okay, I'll bite. What's the other half?
euphemisms

What's ufanisms? *GOLLUM*


Sure, wave at me, non-phone answerer. ;P


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Sure, wave at me, non-phone answerer. ;P

Im not suppose to talk at work. >.>


<Cough cough cough CHOKE>

Scarab Sages

Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
runs through thread screaming and pulling what's left of his hair out
So I map Quested the drive home from VT, hubby will be driving through Philly.

Really? Heh heh heh.....

breaks out a map and starts planning the ambush location


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Hubby made it to Detroit. Safe and sound and with Lyn, her hubby, and E7.
Excellent!

+1

Evenin' t'y'all.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
<Cough cough cough CHOKE>

posting is different. If Im doin computer work I can sneak on. =P


Aberzombie wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
runs through thread screaming and pulling what's left of his hair out
So I map Quested the drive home from VT, hubby will be driving through Philly.

Really? Heh heh heh.....

breaks out a map and starts planning the ambush location

*Starts digging pit traps under the ambush location*


Yeah! Another bad syfy movie coming up this weekend: Frost Giant


Someone has been screwing with the code again...

GAAARRRY!


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Yeah! Another bad syfy movie coming up this weekend: Frost Giant

What will this look like?


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Someone has been screwing with the code again...

GAAARRRY!

...and this?


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Someone has been screwing with the code again...

GAAARRRY!

...and this?

Now?


Where'd everybody go?


Reading our brand new APG!


comprendo

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