Urizen |
Urizen wrote:You're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you? You're always right.Ashe Ravenheart wrote:Not your wallet.Mmm... digital copy of LotR playing on one monitor while I'm reading through gaming PDFs. Who says I need a girlfriend?
*sob*
Stop. You're making me feel egotistically narcissistic. Which involves reading this post over and over and over and preen.
Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Eric Swanson wrote:I must be in the lone minority. I like #5.Kobold Cleaver wrote:This thread series has turned into the Star Trek movie series, and we all know how well number 5 did, he he150 posts being put up in the space of eight hours.
150 posts.
A mere 150 posts. What, did someone die?Nah, I'm with ya there... 5 was FUN, like tribbles and Harry Mudd.
"Why does God need a starship?"
Best Star Trek line EVER.
Thank you!
I apply that line to a lot of other things in life.
"Why does God need a _____________?"
Urizen |
Yeah, but I've yet to see a Wal-mart with a Self Check-Out scanner... Might be because of the non-grocery items in the store (like jewelry, clothes, etc.)
It's the rage out here in my neck of the woods. I know you don't live in Watts or Compton, so I'm not sure what's the story out in your region. :p
Mairkurion {tm} |
You're welcome. It's a penetrating question to ask other people. Plus, it sounds cool and funny if you can impersonate Shatner. Of course, the question, "Why does God want (a) __________?" is a question to keep one up at night.
The site is kind of sluggish. But I got my shiny three downloads, I did!
Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:Now what's wrong with erections? Other than inopportune moments, that is.Patrick Curtin wrote:Erection or maintenance of turbines? I'm sure erection falls under the iron workers union there; does maintenance fall into public utility unions? Would you have to start as an apprentice, or can you test in at a higher level?Treppa wrote:Meh. I have a possibility of getting retrained through a veteran's work program. They are offering retraining in wind turbine technology, and supposedly they are going to build a huge windfarm off the shoreline here (if the lawyers for the NIMBY crowd don't squash it). Heck, it'd beat flipping burgers, which is where I'm at around now :(Hmmm... exercise. That might help the ol' insomnia.
Enjoy your busy day. Hope it's not too hot for mowing. It has been here, but we did it anyway. Anything rearing its head on the job front?
Bolded for emphasis.
And that's why Urizen isn't allowed on playgrounds anymore.
Wait until they get a load of me!
Hey! Don't hit me! Don't call the keystone cops! It's an enigmatic movie quote! The Joker. Jack Nicholson. Batman! What do you mean you don't know? Alright, I'm leaving.
C.H.U.D.s......
Mac Boyce |
Emperor7 wrote:Sigh. So jealous. I really want that APG. *grumble* Have to wait until I actually have money to buy it.taig wrote:The desolate region of MI. Want me to post of me caressing the guide on FB? ;)Emperor7 wrote:...and E7 is locked in his house with his shiny copy of the Advanced Player's Guide, and is gently caressing its spine as he gazes upon the latest 2 issues of the AP.
But, hold. A tear gently streams down his cheek as he realizes that these are the last of his subscriptions and he will be forced to fight amongst the scavengers for the occasional hot new products. You've all been warned. Fight on!
<Looks frightfully at purple border>
Where'd you say you live?
Or we could just find him and take his book. *evil grin*
We are in MI.... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mac Boyce |
Mac Boyce wrote:It's all good and thought out until someone covets a shiny or someone doesn't watch where they're driving.No it's not, but we have a plan.
All we have to do to start off is pay her car off. That adds $275 to our monthly income. She throws $150 of that ON TOP of my regular car payment, then my car is paid off in less than 2 years.
I'm coveting a shiny APG...but we're trying to do the smart thing.
But she said I could get it for my bday if I had the spare cash. ;)
Karaoke Ashe |
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker her face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Mac Boyce |
Mac Boyce wrote:Strangely, my e-mailbox is devoid of these. Resolutions!Moorluck wrote:Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?Sorry. We started more consumation pictures.
;)
And I told you, she said $1000 a picture.
But because I like you, I'll charge $800.
Urizen |
Yeah, this thread (board) has been dragging more ass than a Republican debating about the breakdown of marriage while getting serviced underneath the podium and a Democrat wailing about unfair taxation while they're secretly diverting funds to avoid a tax bracket hike on their smart phone -- on C-SPAN.
Will it get better after GenCon ceases? Obi Wan Teterobi, you're our only hope.
Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Mac Boyce wrote:Strangely, my e-mailbox is devoid of these. Resolutions!Moorluck wrote:Where is everybody? Did everyone get a life and forget to tell me?Sorry. We started more consumation pictures.
;)
And I told you, she said $1000 a picture.
But because I like you, I'll charge $800.
Don't make me photoshop you Perez Hilton style, Boyce! :p
Bitter Thorn |
I'm finding myself very puzzled. At about 3am last night, the buzzer rang for our apartment. We said "Huh. I bet someone hit ours by mistake. If it's really someone for us at this hour, they'll press it again." And when they didn't press it again, we assumed we were right.
Apparently today when my partner went to get the mail, there was a note by our mailbox that said, very accusatorily, something along the lines of, "running your dishwasher at 3am is very rude." WTF. We went to bed at 10pm. I assure you we were not running our dishwasher. That pisses me off.
I'm not sure I could handle living in an apartment ever again.
lynora |
lynora wrote:Emperor7 wrote:Sigh. So jealous. I really want that APG. *grumble* Have to wait until I actually have money to buy it.taig wrote:The desolate region of MI. Want me to post of me caressing the guide on FB? ;)Emperor7 wrote:...and E7 is locked in his house with his shiny copy of the Advanced Player's Guide, and is gently caressing its spine as he gazes upon the latest 2 issues of the AP.
But, hold. A tear gently streams down his cheek as he realizes that these are the last of his subscriptions and he will be forced to fight amongst the scavengers for the occasional hot new products. You've all been warned. Fight on!
<Looks frightfully at purple border>
Where'd you say you live?
Or we could just find him and take his book. *evil grin*
We are in MI.... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I like the way you think. ;)
Solnes |
Happy to be home. Only one more week of school left, and then I hope to have the time to be back here more often.
I do see that Taig made it back to the boards safe and sound. Glad to read. :)
Uri's being his usual energetic self.
CH, did you ask wth about the note thingy yet? Going to leave a return note?
CrimJ, enjoy your dinner?
Going to fix dinner for my fam now. Fried bologna and egg sands. With tater tots, a fave around here.
lynora |
Celestial Healer wrote:I'm not sure I could handle living in an apartment ever again.I'm finding myself very puzzled. At about 3am last night, the buzzer rang for our apartment. We said "Huh. I bet someone hit ours by mistake. If it's really someone for us at this hour, they'll press it again." And when they didn't press it again, we assumed we were right.
Apparently today when my partner went to get the mail, there was a note by our mailbox that said, very accusatorily, something along the lines of, "running your dishwasher at 3am is very rude." WTF. We went to bed at 10pm. I assure you we were not running our dishwasher. That pisses me off.
It's not so bad.
And the website with passive aggressive notes is usually a good antidote to that feeling of rage that such notes engender. Good for a laugh and to remind you that these people are totally insane and not to be taken at all seriously. :)
Crimson Jester |
Crimson Jester wrote:Do they have a psychological division?Urizen wrote:I don't care for physical torture.Crimson Jester wrote:Out to dinner with the Wife and an Ex............. Should be painful.You're either a masochist or a member of opus dei.
I have heard rumors of such but that was from FOX NEWS.
Crimson Jester |
CrimJ, enjoy your dinner?
Reading my friends 18 yr old daughters fb convo with her aunt about wanting to out right kill my son with a steak knife and how I was some weird creep. yeah that was not so much fun.
And to think for a while there I almost thought she was my daughter. ah the stupidity of youth.
Bitter Thorn |
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:I now have a sudden craving for Christina Hendricks' rack. In other news, the folks who give us Mad Men are telling their female actors not to go to the gym and to eat healthy meals. And be voluptuous. Now that, I can live with. Hubba hubba.Sara Marie wrote:{remembers Sara's previous Christina Hendricks comment, makes WILL save not to post what is running through her head}Andrew Betts wrote:TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I had tacos last night. do not need more
Mmmmm curvy goodness....... :)
Bitter Thorn |
Bitter Thorn wrote:Erection or maintenance of turbines? I'm sure erection falls under the iron workers union there; does maintenance fall into public utility unions? Would you have to start as an apprentice, or can you test in at a higher level?Honestly I have no idea. I saw a chance to score some free retraining, and I am just dippping my toes into the application process now. I'd rather not join a union, but if I must I will hold my nose and do so.
Cool. I'm curious when you learn more. I assume you've seen my work pics.
Christopher Walken |
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mahI wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
(I love it)
Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heartOh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've gotCan't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
(I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, funOh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've gotCan't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelousCan't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read-a my poker face
(she’s got me like nobody)Can't read my,
...
I could not have said this better myself.
The Jade |
The Jade wrote:Urizen wrote:I have better things to do, like gaze at navels.Well then gaze at this one and be spiritually uplifted.If I hadn't seen that before, I would've had a knee jerk reaction. But I tend to troll around those puerile sites where angels dare to tread.
No, not Fox News.
I just saw your navel line and typed "world's ugliest navel" into a Google image search and there she was. Thanks Google.
Jeremy Mcgillan |
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:When I was in theology school, I went with a buddy of mine (now a successful professor) to see it when it came out. For months after that, it was one of our regular catch phrases. Still pops out ever once in a while."Why does God need a starship?"
Best Star Trek line EVER.
YER OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry getting depressed I'm turning 27 ugh
Crimson Jester |
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Ashe Ravenheart wrote:When I was in theology school, I went with a buddy of mine (now a successful professor) to see it when it came out. For months after that, it was one of our regular catch phrases. Still pops out ever once in a while."Why does God need a starship?"
Best Star Trek line EVER.
YER OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry getting depressed I'm turning 27 ugh
27, 27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...............
Youngster
Solnes |
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Ashe Ravenheart wrote:When I was in theology school, I went with a buddy of mine (now a successful professor) to see it when it came out. For months after that, it was one of our regular catch phrases. Still pops out ever once in a while."Why does God need a starship?"
Best Star Trek line EVER.
YER OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry getting depressed I'm turning 27 ugh
27, 27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...............
Youngster
I'm 28 in a week. :D
lynora |
Crimson Jester wrote:I'm 28 in a week. :DJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Ashe Ravenheart wrote:When I was in theology school, I went with a buddy of mine (now a successful professor) to see it when it came out. For months after that, it was one of our regular catch phrases. Still pops out ever once in a while."Why does God need a starship?"
Best Star Trek line EVER.
YER OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry getting depressed I'm turning 27 ugh
27, 27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...............
Youngster
So you're both youngsters. :P
Solnes |
Solnes wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:I'm 28 in a week. :DJeremy Mcgillan wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Ashe Ravenheart wrote:When I was in theology school, I went with a buddy of mine (now a successful professor) to see it when it came out. For months after that, it was one of our regular catch phrases. Still pops out ever once in a while."Why does God need a starship?"
Best Star Trek line EVER.
YER OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry getting depressed I'm turning 27 ugh
27, 27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...............
Youngster
So you're both youngsters. :P
No, we're just not old. :P