
Jyg'g Mikrotherion |

Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) out
Jyg'g grabs a makeshift stringed instrument and begins to sing.

Maulfeuer Brandstifter |

Maulfeuer Brandstifter wrote:Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) outJyg'g grabs a makeshift stringed instrument and begins to sing.
you got puppets ;)

Maulfeuer Brandstifter |

Maulfeuer Brandstifter wrote:Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) outJyg'g grabs a makeshift stringed instrument and begins to sing.
starts to drop a beat

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Urizen I forgot to add Languages to the Orcling. So here is the final Racial Block for you.
Orcling Characters
Orclings are the bastard offspring of Orcs and Halflings. They are shunned by both races and are treated as less than second class citizens.
+2 Constitution, +2 Wisdom, -2 Intelligence: Orclings are hardy, having learned to withstand many hardships. They are also cunning, but not particularly bight.
Small: Orclings are Small and gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a -1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.
Slow Speed: Orclings are have a base speed of 20 feet.
Darkvision: Orclings can see in the dark up to 60 feet.
Swift: At 1st level, Orclings receive Fleet as a bonus feat.
Hardy: Orclings gain a +2 racial bonus on Fortitude Saves.
Sure-Footed: Orclings receive a +2 racial bonus on Acrobatics and Climb skill checks.
Orc Ferocity: Once per day, when an Orcling is brought below 0 hit points but not killed, he can fight on for one more round as if disabled. At the end of his next turn, unless brought to above 0 hit points, he immediately falls unconscious and begins dying.
Mixed Blood: Orclings count as both Orcs and Halflings for any effect relating to race.
Second Class Citizen: Orclings always begin any encounter with Orcs or Halflings as if that being’s attitude were Unfriendly.
Languages: Orclings begin play speaking Common and either Halfling or Orc, depending upon where they grew up. If an Orcling were to grow up with both parents still around (an extremely rare occurrence) then they would get both Halfling and Orc. Orclings with high Intelligence scores can choose their languages from either the Halfling or Orc lists, depending on their initial language choice.

Pipp |

Jyg'g Mikrotherion wrote:starts to drop a beatMaulfeuer Brandstifter wrote:Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) outJyg'g grabs a makeshift stringed instrument and begins to sing.
joins in on the flute.

Aevelyn BlackHair |

Hieron Dreimalgroßen wrote:If you want to know what those little lizards are saying behind your back then Draconic is a good one. Sylvan is very useful as you can expect to deal with many creatures that speak it. Giant may also be a valid choice depending on how long we run.Draconic for kobolds? (or do they all speak Tradespeak)
Sylvan for Fairywood inhabitants?So far: T.S./Com, Auran, Celestial
updated languages known.
*practices her stripper moves,*
I'll need some Fort saves, he he

Urizen |

Urizen I forgot to add Languages to the Orcling. So here is the final Racial Block for you.
Languages: Orclings begin play speaking Common and either Halfling or Orc, depending upon where they grew up. If an Orcling were to grow up with both parents still around (an extremely rare occurrence) then they would get both Halfling and Orc. Orclings with high Intelligence scores can choose their languages from either the Halfling or Orc lists, depending on their initial language choice.
Thanks! I went ahead and updated. I chose orc to begin with. :D

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Pipp wrote:joins in on the flute.To make things more amusingly interesting, when you choose to sing and/or play an instrument during the PbP, you should randomly select different tunes. :P
We used to do something similar in Z-Day when ever we played music on device (iPod, Car Stereo, etc...). We'd link to the song that we were playing in game.

Fawtly DM |

I added a little more to the profile from my work on the character. Feedback welcome.
FDM: I attempted to contribute a little backstory. Let me know if this helps or if any of it needs change. Hopefully my ongoing Greek spelling entertains more than it annoys. ;P
Exactly what I was looking for in background, and of course you know I'm gonna use some of that if this thing continues on long enough.
(And I like the Greek spelling for him.)

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. |

Hieron Dreimalgroßen wrote:I added a little more to the profile from my work on the character. Feedback welcome.
FDM: I attempted to contribute a little backstory. Let me know if this helps or if any of it needs change. Hopefully my ongoing Greek spelling entertains more than it annoys. ;P
Exactly what I was looking for in background, and of course you know I'm gonna use some of that if this thing continues on long enough.
(And I like the Greek spelling for him.)
Great! Of course, I'm not being 100% consistent. Why Akhaians but Xaos, not Khaos? I guess because I think the X looks cool.

Aevelyn BlackHair |

Aevelyn BlackHair wrote:Just slapped a Fawlty background together, check it out DM sir!Very Good, but I hope she packed her tassles. ;)
and corsets, he he

Urizen |

I added a little more to the profile from my work on the character. Feedback welcome.
FDM: I attempted to contribute a little backstory. Let me know if this helps or if any of it needs change. Hopefully my ongoing Greek spelling entertains more than it annoys. ;P
Don't forget your traits.

Urizen |

I'm not feeling inspired on the Traits. Any regional or setting traits applicable to this game?
EDIT: Maybe Sacred Touch, Dangerously Curious, or Rich Parents
Rich Parents only work if we were starting at 1st.
Focused Mind can help bump your Concentration check. Otherwise, go with the first two you mentioned.

Woodraven |

WR ... do you want to somehow tie in our background together? After all, we are pretty gnarly dudes. :P
that would work for me. sorry I was out most of the day spent most of it installing my sound system in my car.

Woodraven |

No bigggie. What did you hook up?
I replaced the stock 6x9's with a couple of sony xplods that I had lying around. We ran Rockford Fosgate audio lines, 4 gauge power line, to an older Rockford Fosgate amp which I have had for a few years and in my last car to my set of RF P1 series 12" subs. I want to replace the subs in the future but right now they work and I didn't have to spend any extra money. I love reusing stuff that still works. The only down side is that this is my car an 88 corsica and that car is not making the trip to MB due to age. I will enjoy blasting metal/rock through that thing and the good news is that I have custom ear plugs from one of my previous jobs so I can cut down on the hearing loss :D

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. |

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:I'm not feeling inspired on the Traits. Any regional or setting traits applicable to this game?
EDIT: Maybe Sacred Touch, Dangerously Curious, or Rich Parents
Rich Parents only work if we were starting at 1st.
Focused Mind can help bump your Concentration check. Otherwise, go with the first two you mentioned.
I might need the extra dough from rich parents. Hieron wants fine things.
His concentration check in combat is already a 10.
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Urizen wrote:Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:I'm not feeling inspired on the Traits. Any regional or setting traits applicable to this game?
EDIT: Maybe Sacred Touch, Dangerously Curious, or Rich Parents
Rich Parents only work if we were starting at 1st.
Focused Mind can help bump your Concentration check. Otherwise, go with the first two you mentioned.
I might need the extra dough from rich parents. Hieron wants fine things.
His concentration check in combat is already a 10.
What Urizen means is that Rich Parents resets your Starting Gold to 900gp it doesn't add 900gp to your total. So if you start at a higher level, you already begin with a Wealth by Character Level alotted limit. Therefore, Rich Parents does not take effect because you in essence begin plaly with (in this case) 3,000gp as your Starting Gold.

Eric Swanson |

Where else are you guys pulling traits from? That lil doc doesn't have that much.
Try HERE

Urizen |

Dammit, Eric...you just had to provide more options, don't you? :P
I purposely tried to just keep it to the Pathfinder Trait document and not go everywhere else that people may not have available to them out of respect of keeping simple for the FDM. As far as I'm concerned, I should be lucky he's allowing me to even be an orcling (per Flash's build). :D

Urizen |

I may change out the throwing axes for the hunga munga from Adventurer's Armory only for the reason (other than three bladed throwing daggers look cool!) is that it'll give me a range of 15' versus a throwing axe for 10'.
Outside of that, I'll get to collaborating a quick background with WR and then we can hopefully roll this week.

Eric Swanson |

I may change out the throwing axes for the hunga munga from Adventurer's Armory only for the reason (other than three bladed throwing daggers look cool!) is that it'll give me a range of 15' versus a throwing axe for 10'.
Outside of that, I'll get to collaborating a quick background with WR and then we can hopefully roll this week.
Waitaminute, here. First you say you aren't using the PFSRD traits, to keep it simple, but now you are using stuff from Adventurers Armory? Am i missing something here?

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I may change out the throwing axes for the hunga munga from Adventurer's Armory only for the reason (other than three bladed throwing daggers look cool!) is that it'll give me a range of 15' versus a throwing axe for 10'.
Outside of that, I'll get to collaborating a quick background with WR and then we can hopefully roll this week.
I say Hunga Munga it up! :)

Woodraven |

A typical guy ... a $5000 stereo system in a $500 car. :P
nah I have had that system for a while. anyway I think: 1)the amp is so old or or has had moisture that it is either dead. 2)we messed up the wiring on the back of the stereo head. 3)we might have pinched the remote line.
Anyway since one of the subs was pretty much shot went to wal-mart and got 2 new Dual 12" subs, and new 300 watt amp.

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I've put a brief background into Pipp's profile. He's good to go!
** breaths a heavy sigh of relief **
I might need a little help with some of the stats on my character. I used to be able to whip together a character in 15 minutes. I'm nervous with the new system that I've never done before.
I finally got people paid today so I'll try and spend some time around lunch to focus on my character.

Urizen |

I might need a little help with some of the stats on my character. I used to be able to whip together a character in 15 minutes. I'm nervous with the new system that I've never done before.
Not a problem; we're all here to help. :D For a couple of us, it's the first time playing a PbP (me, for instance). I have issues with statting up PCs in the beginning, but once I get past that and the game begins .. I'm good.

Urizen |

You've already been honored twice. What, do you want us to honor your request for a third time? Geesh, give the guy a doctorate and he thinks he can just hold up the whole damn show.
I'm sure we'll get going whenever. I just need to smell up a background narrative and I think the Moff still needs help on a PC...