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I hate you all.
Is it time for such a thread again? I'd rather be at the Club.
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of guinea pigs*
WAIT FOR ME!!!
<-------- Has stink lines from being in the sun too long.
*hoards a horde of guinea pigs*
Ah. A new thread, ripe for plunder.
*Opens an island clothing store in the thread.*
*Opens an island clothing store in the thread.*
*plunders Yaga's store, then eats his brain*
I have seen this thread in my vision, it must be destroyed.
*activates his thumper*
This.
Thread.
Fails.
This.
Thread.
Fails.
We meet again...
How did I wind up here? Society likes to put us in categories, like "alias". They don't see with their eyes. It's like I said in my poem.
*Opens an island clothing store in the thread.**plunders Yaga's store, then eats his brain*
*Cackles as she watches in safety the pirate eating the brain that was a cursed item she placed in her Yaga decoy. Puts out a sign
"HIRING SECURITY" in the store window once the pirate is gone.*
*Rampages through the thread, knocking over posters and looking for truffles.*
We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.
*backstab*
*backstab*We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.
*regenerates*
Dude, I'm a frickin' troll.
We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.
You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!
*Patrols thread for edition infractions.*
*Drools*
You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.
Umm.
...
*lights Messageboard Troll! on fire*
FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!
Has anybody seen Agent Starling?
You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.Umm.
...
*lights Messageboard Troll! on fire*
Haha. Me am had fiure proofness casted on me long time. Silly pretender not a good troll. Here, you hold this glass of nasty acids.
*oops, spilled on you. Me am sorry*
Whu?
Whu?
*nudges a tree, which dislodges a coconut on Keith's head*
You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.Umm.
...
*lights Messageboard Troll! on fire*
Haha. Me am had fiure proofness casted on me long time. Silly pretender not a good troll. Here, you hold this glass of nasty acids.
*oops, spilled on you. Me am sorry*
Surely there's room for both of us...
Whu?*nudges a tree, which dislodges a coconut on Keith's head*
Owww. x_x
*Barks at Bear on Unicycle, sees what it did, then turns on Keith Richards while he's down.*
I'm flagging all these posts as offensive! All of them!!
Who?
I'm flagging all these posts as offensive! All of them!!
*eggs Ruffled Feathers*
Heh heh. You can flag me if you want - it won't change the nasty surprise you'll be getting soon.
'Ey, oy needed that arm! Savage a bloke while 'e's down, willya? Is low, is just low.
* Muzzles Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff *
You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!We meet again...This.
Thread.
Fails.
Only me am talking like Bizarro, not puny troll!
Hmm...the expanding territory of this thread would make a nice annex to the 8th...
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
*Clotheslines the Bear on a Unicorn*
"Commencing auto-fire on all targets"
Come feed the little birds, show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do.
Their young ones are hungry,
Their nests are so bare;
All it takes is tuppence from you.
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag,
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.
Snöôöôöôöôöôöôöôplatini!
I have seen this thread in my vision, it must be destroyed.
*activates his thumper*
FACEDANCER!!!!
All you kids GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Whoa dudes! A new place to hang! Anybody got some shrooms?
Goddang hippeh!
throws some bone shuriken around
