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Freehold DM wrote:

Over 30 k new posts? Wow.

WTF?

*hiccup*

Me am not knowing what you am talking about.

I think it's happy again.

Me not happy though.

There am no bug, me would know.

Messageboard Troll wrote:

Armchair DM wrote:

This.

Thread.
Fails.

We meet again...

You am fake troll! Me am Messageboard Troll!

Only me am talking like Bizarro, not puny troll!

Me not am seeing anything wrong with me messages.

Then allow me to suggest a optimization guide:

Treantmonk's Guide to Fighting the Post-Monster
** spoiler omitted **

Why me go boom?

Solnes wrote:

Oh My Goodness.....I just got some sudden but yet excited news.

The co worker that I complain about...well she is moving back to Ohio. Work can go back to being happy and normal again!!!!

Yay! That's good news!

Can you make a couple of my co-workers go away too?

Me am eat them now?

RANT: Me not am liking Lazarus. me starving!
*sniff*

Argh, post-monster got me...

Me not am doing nothing to you.

Me like to eat mimes.

YEAH!

Me not am failing at anything!

Maybe me am picture you am looking for?

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

How many people miss Gary already?

Me not am missing him!

We're missing that he kept you in check for these last 20 years!

Rrragh! Me not happy about that! Now me smash puny Vic Wertz and am declaring me king of messageboards!

You don't know what you're talking about, n00b! I'm the king of the messageboards!

Me am going to smashes your head in, Troll!

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

How many people miss Gary already?

Me not am missing him!

We're missing that he kept you in check for these last 20 years!

Rrragh! Me not happy about that! Now me smash puny Vic Wertz and am declaring me king of messageboards!

How many people miss Gary already?

Me not am missing him!

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Me not think there any glitch!

Indeed, it just appeared. Like magic.

Perhaps a formal denial from the Messageboard Monster is all it took.

Me not know what you am talking about! It all talking bird's imagination!

Me not think there any glitch!

Me not think there is bug!

Me not eat anything! Me am innocent!

You think that The Postmonster and the Messageboard Bug are the same thing.

Me am not Gary!

*eaten*

Shoots another crossbow bolt at the slowed Jacks Guess what. As the Angel of Violence, I have an inate immunity to Slow spells. Bolt releases a strange green cloud Gas of Dispel Magic. It's great for these situations.

No fair! Me no prepared for that!

*summons Thread Slaad and Thread Vampire to fight the Jacks*

*runs around making Three Stooges noises*

Arghhh! Someone shot me in me butt!

*Casts slow on everyone involved*

Bahahah! Me strike again!

*takes a swing with his vorpal sword and tries to decapitate the message board monster* I missed again!

Me am pacifist!

Go away Post Monster!

*sniff*

--That I only have 21.45 seconds to complete a new thread before the Post Monster eats it...

Me hungry now!

Me am just a normal monster just like everyone else! Me have feelings too!

Just ignore this topic, please. I created a thread to ask a question, many many words long and the forum ate it.

Me am innocent!

I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

Me not do anything!

Me still think Callous Jack am funny!

Poink?

Me not do anything!

Me think Callous Jack am funny!

Bwuh?

Uh wraith! An evil spirit. And it ain't cool, man.

Edit: Goddang messageboard bug!

Nom nom nom...

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Don't you get full on threads and posts?

Me cutting back on threads, too much sodium.

Can me eat Poodles?

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.

All hail Cosmo.

Me want to be Vice-Dictator!

Dontcha just love it when your post is eaten in a monster thread!?! The irony is wonderful.

It funny.

Messageboard Season!

Tin and fiddles! The board ate another post! Grrrrrrr.....

Nuh uh!

Nom,nom,nom...

Me ate Newark, me not feel so good...urgh...
*collapses*

Now me eat East Coast!