The Dodo's page

A jolly caucus race next to the tea party?

+1!

::Leaps over head from one branch to another, depositing Dodo doo on the Gish's head as it goes::

SQUAWK!

:From above in a tree:

SQUAWK!

Silly tea-totallers. Nothing is drier than a jolly caucus race!

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

I ain't dead yet! *Runs*

SQUAWK?

*Squawk*

Runs through thread before anyone can take a shot at it.

*Runs through thread*

Extinct post

I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near!

RAWK!

sqwak!

CHOMP!

The thread is silent.

Though its neck is broken, the Dodo's nervous system keeps it running around the deck, dragging 8 all about, bashing him hither and thither with surprising force. While the bird is now eerily silent, the ship is filled with the sounds of pandemonium that its death-throes are spreading.

Rawk?

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Flutters down to the deck and begins running loose, causing hurly-burly among the Bulmahnauts and their rowing.

From inside the crow's nest issues a mighty

RAWK!

Peeks in carefully.

Can't be too careful.

SQUAWK?