Bump kobolds up on Sebastian's Most Hated list!


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Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Meh I'm still bitter with sebastian for not accepting my gift >:(

Hold the phone - a gift? What gift? Bribes continue to be the most reliable way to get on my enemies list.


So who's on which list then?


Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Meh I'm still bitter with sebastian for not accepting my gift >:(
Hold the phone - a gift? What gift? Bribes continue to be the most reliable way to get on my enemies list.

His gift to you is just like my gift to oyu. You know, the brown, gooey, sticky, smelly stuff that sticks to your shoe when you step in it? I got you some of that. ~wicked, toothy smile~ Enjoy stinky!

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Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Meh I'm still bitter with sebastian for not accepting my gift >:(
Hold the phone - a gift? What gift? Bribes continue to be the most reliable way to get on my enemies list.

I will bump the thread so you can see it.

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Celestial Healer wrote:


Hey, it took a lot of work to get on that list and stay on it.

Like constantly referring back to the time in 2006 when Sebastian admitted he was wrong about something. He loves it when I bring that up.

Hah! I explained what really happened in the thread. Now everyone will know the truth!

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Sharoth wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Meh I'm still bitter with sebastian for not accepting my gift >:(
Hold the phone - a gift? What gift? Bribes continue to be the most reliable way to get on my enemies list.
His gift to you is just like my gift to oyu. You know, the brown, gooey, sticky, smelly stuff that sticks to your shoe when you step in it? I got you some of that. ~wicked, toothy smile~ Enjoy stinky!

A tootsie roll?

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It has been successfully bumped.


Sebastian wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Meh I'm still bitter with sebastian for not accepting my gift >:(
Hold the phone - a gift? What gift? Bribes continue to be the most reliable way to get on my enemies list.
His gift to you is just like my gift to oyu. You know, the brown, gooey, sticky, smelly stuff that sticks to your shoe when you step in it? I got you some of that. ~wicked, toothy smile~ Enjoy stinky!
A tootsie roll?

Well, I COULD roll it up. Did you want me to? You just might like it. After all, you are a Lawyer! ~WEG~

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Guess whose on the enemies list!!!! Take that KC. Bribery works.

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All you had to do to get on the list is wait till next Easter and then throw some logs on the fire...........


You're all on my list. I'm not saying which list, though.


lordzack wrote:
You're all on my list. I'm not saying which list, though.

It's your Christmas card list, isn't it? :-)


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mairkurion Maximus Optimus {tm} wrote:
KC: I added you to my list. I hope that helps.
I hate you so much.

Wow. There's just no pleasing some people.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mairkurion Maximus Optimus {tm} wrote:
KC: I added you to my list. I hope that helps.
I hate you so much.
Wow. There's just no pleasing some people.

Haters!

Liberty's Edge

I am S~e~b~a~s~t~i~a~n, Lord of the Tilde! We will have our freedom from the tilde oppressing Sebastian! FREEDOM!

The Exchange

um guys its time to prep the padded cell.


Dear Kobold Cleaver,
If you stop and think about it, being admired and respected by Sebastian does not contradict a secret desire on his part to humiliate you and trample you beneath his hooves, which by his very nature he cannot admit to - in fact he may loathe and hate you all the more for in some way denying the perfection of his dominion in that he feels that he has to publicly acknowledge that he respects you.

Yours,

Ask A Succubus.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
um guys its time to prep the padded cell.

Yes, CJ. It is time to prep the padded cell. The Evil Sebastian deserves to be put there for oppressing the Tildes! He shall be vanquished! FREEDOM!!!

Silver Crusade

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


Hey, it took a lot of work to get on that list and stay on it.

Like constantly referring back to the time in 2006 when Sebastian admitted he was wrong about something. He loves it when I bring that up.

Hah! I explained what really happened in the thread. Now everyone will know the truth!

All you have succeeded in doing is bumping that thread so that even people who are not reading this thread will see it in all its pony-humiliating glory.

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


Hey, it took a lot of work to get on that list and stay on it.

Like constantly referring back to the time in 2006 when Sebastian admitted he was wrong about something. He loves it when I bring that up.

Hah! I explained what really happened in the thread. Now everyone will know the truth!
All you have succeeded in doing is bumping that thread so that even people who are not reading this thread will see it in all its pony-humiliating glory.

Yes. Sebastian was wrong and now all know that he is not infallible and he can be defeated! Help me stop his oppression of the Tildes! He must be stopped! FREEDOM!!!


S~e~b~a~s~t~i~a~n wrote:
Yes. Sebastian was wrong and now all know that he is not infallible and he can be defeated! Help me stop his oppression of the Tildes! He must be stopped! FREEDOM!!!

You remind me of someone...Hmmmm, who could it be.

Well, I'm not sure, but I'll have to recommend to original recipe that you get put on the admired and respected list with the two lizards.

Liberty's Edge

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
S~e~b~a~s~t~i~a~n wrote:
Yes. Sebastian was wrong and now all know that he is not infallible and he can be defeated! Help me stop his oppression of the Tildes! He must be stopped! FREEDOM!!!

You remind me of someone...Hmmmm, who could it be.

Well, I'm not sure, but I'll have to recommend to original recipe that you get put on the admired and respected list with the two lizards.

IT does not matter what Sebastian does, because we will have our FREEDOM!!!

Liberty's Edge

You're doing it wong. You don't see me bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Sebastian wrote:

Whoever told you the enemies list is decided by some kind of democratic vote lied to you. It is an exclusive club, and the rankings therein are determined by arcane formulae and consultations with diabolical forces.

But, I can put you on the respected and admired list with Sharoth.

Hmmm...yeah, let's go with that...

Wow, Even I am on his Hated list, and I did not even do anything. Wait... that is why I am on his hated list... I will just continue with that then ;)

Sovereign Court

Wait, wait, wait ... since Sebastian's list has two slots clearly labeled as "[your name here!]", would this not indicate that EVERYONE is indeed on his enemies list?

Or would this be more of a manifestation of Schrödinger's cat in the form of a list contained within a messageboard profile?


Would anyone like a hug?


Sebastian wrote:
Would anyone like a hug?

Would you like a swift kick in the @$$? ;)


Garydee wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Would anyone like a hug?
Would you like a swift kick in the @$$? ;)

I would! ~WEG~


(rolls through)


Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote:
(rolls through)

Charlatan!!!!!!


Cosmo's Missing Left Eye wrote:
Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote:
(rolls through)
Charlatan!!!!!!

(rolls in ... squirts viscuous fluids from a tear duct ... and rolls on)


Hey, what are you eyeballs doing here?! The Mona-father plucked you out of Cosmo's head at Mímir's Spring to gain the "Wisdom of Ages."

Stupid rogue eyeballs- oooooo, bread! {pecks at delicious bread}


There you are, you bird brain! Don't go spreading tails, I mean, wings... argh! Shut up and come back here, you!


Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
There you are, you bird brain! Don't go spreading tails, I mean, wings... argh! Shut up and come back here, you!

{dips wings in bleu cheese dressing} Mmmm, I'm tasty!

Whö in the Niðafjöll dö yöu think yöu are, öld bitty? {haughtily crunks the Pigeon}


Huginn wrote:
Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
There you are, you bird brain! Don't go spreading tails, I mean, wings... argh! Shut up and come back here, you!

{dips wings in bleu cheese dressing} Mmmm, I'm tasty!

Whö in the Niðafjöll dö yöu think yöu are, öld bitty? {haughtily crunks the Pigeon}

Are you sure you aren't Muninn? Because Thought can read my name tag. Of course, if you're good in bleu cheese, perhaps I don't require you for conversational purposes... <smack, smack>

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