Does Anybody Even Read the Posts?

[Threadjack]

Threadjack Police wrote:

Stumbles into thread, begins surveying the scene while a look of abject horror spreads across his face.

Oh dear god! It's a thread jacking massacre in here!

Fumbles for his radio and begins shouting at the top of his lungs.

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Fear not, citizen! I'm here to save the day!

[Threadjack Police]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Time to bring out the big guns.

Falls to the ground. Wisps of smoke rising from a large raged hole in the chest of his uniform. The radio, falls from his grip, hissing garbled noise.

[Threadjack Police]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Time to bring out the big guns.

Falls to the ground. Wisps of smoke rising from a large ragged hole in the chest of his uniform. The radio, falls from his grip, hissing garbled noise.

[Threadjack Police]

Dick Cheney wrote:

You do realize you are threadjacking right now, right? We were having a perfectly reasonable discussion until you wandered in and turned it into an episode of The Shield.

Arrest yourself, officer.

Coughing blood, he turns his head from side to side.

Sir?! I was only doing my job....

His voice trails off.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Threadjack Police wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Time to bring out the big guns.

Falls to the ground. Wisps of smoke rising from a large raged hole in the chest of his uniform. The radio, falls from his grip, hissing garbled noise.

*Maniacal laughter*

*Accidentally clicks on link*
AAAAAAAUGH!!! IT BURNS!
*Runs off, screaming*

[Threadjack Police]

Threadjack wrote:

Fear not, citizen! I'm here to save the day!

Eyes suddenly and dramatically open. Breathing laboriously in short coughing spurts.

Who is there? Come closer. I'm afraid you are too late, for me anyhow. Tell my wife I love her. And one other thing I need to tell you. It is really important, whatever you do don't... don't...

A long anguished breath escapes his lips as his eyes stare blankly upwards and then he is still.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Threadjack Police wrote:

Threadjack wrote:

Fear not, citizen! I'm here to save the day!

Eyes suddenly and dramatically open. Breathing laboriously in short coughing spurts.

Who is there? Come closer. I'm afraid you are too late, for me anyhow. Tell my wife I love her. And one other thing I need to tell you. It is really important, whatever you do don't... don't...

A long anguished breath escapes his lips as his eyes stare blankly upwards and then he is still.

...does he even realize that Threadjack was against him?

*Continues screaming*

[Voice Over Narrator]

Lying in the thread, surrounded by chaos, comforted in death by those that worked to undermine him and abandoned by the ex-vice president...

[Moff Rimmer]

So... Why was Battlefield Earth a bad movie?

[Aberzombie]

Love is a battlefield

[TriOmegaZero]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

So... Why was Battlefield Earth a bad movie?

Don't know, never watched it.

[Gene 95]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

So... Why was Battlefield Earth a bad movie?

This should educate you.

[Moff Rimmer]

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them!

[Aberzombie]

One day, I'll have to post a picture of Mickey's Wall of Death in my office. It's our own little way of keeping track of the mice we've caught/killed in our traps.

[Vic Wertz]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

• 1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes

Do we cook the poodle first and then cut into cubes or cut into cubes and then cook poodle?

That is an important question—and so is whether you measure before or after you cook, because, as we all know, the volume of a poodle changes dramatically during cooking.

Fortunately, professional recipe writers would write all of those things differently:

"1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes" would mean that you'd cook the poodle, then measure it, then cut it into cubes.

"1 1/2 cups poodle, cooked, cut into 1/2-inch cubes" would mean that you'd measure the poodle and then cook it and cut it into cubes.

If they wanted you to measure the poodle, cut it into cubes and then cook it, it would be "1 1/2 cups poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes and cooked."

So assuming it's a professionally written recipe, it's asking for you to cook it, measure it, and then cube it.

[Miss Kitty]

Vic Wertz wrote:

...Fortunately, professional recipe writers would write all of those things differently...

Oooo, Paizo's Recipe Superstar! 2010

[orcface999]

Who cookses meats? Ugh!

[Hungry Jack]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

• 1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes

Do we cook the poodle first and then cut into cubes or cut into cubes and then cook poodle?

That is an important question—and so is whether you measure before or after you cook, because, as we all know, the volume of a poodle changes dramatically during cooking.

Fortunately, professional recipe writers would write all of those things differently:

"1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes" would mean that you'd cook the poodle, then measure it, then cut it into cubes.

"1 1/2 cups poodle, cooked, cut into 1/2-inch cubes" would mean that you'd measure the poodle and then cook it and cut it into cubes.

If they wanted you to measure the poodle, cut it into cubes and then cook it, it would be "1 1/2 cups poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes and cooked."

So assuming it's a professionally written recipe, it's asking for you to cook it, measure it, and then cube it.

Hungry Jack® agrees.

[Wally Wabbit]

Kill da Kobold!