Threadjack Police's page

Fear not, citizen! I'm here to save the day!

Eyes suddenly and dramatically open. Breathing laboriously in short coughing spurts.

Who is there? Come closer. I'm afraid you are too late, for me anyhow. Tell my wife I love her. And one other thing I need to tell you. It is really important, whatever you do don't... don't...

A long anguished breath escapes his lips as his eyes stare blankly upwards and then he is still.

You do realize you are threadjacking right now, right? We were having a perfectly reasonable discussion until you wandered in and turned it into an episode of The Shield.

Arrest yourself, officer.

Coughing blood, he turns his head from side to side.

Sir?! I was only doing my job....

His voice trails off.

Time to bring out the big guns.

Falls to the ground. Wisps of smoke rising from a large ragged hole in the chest of his uniform. The radio, falls from his grip, hissing garbled noise.

Time to bring out the big guns.

Falls to the ground. Wisps of smoke rising from a large raged hole in the chest of his uniform. The radio, falls from his grip, hissing garbled noise.

Ducks behind an overturned car and draws his service pistol. Tries to regain his composure, while talking into his radio.

Dispatch! Please advise the riot squad their assistance is being requested. Batons, shields and CS gas is authorized. We need to keep the disturbance contained to this thread at all costs!

Looks about, scanning for other possible assailants, while keeping an eye on the short red reptile with the large knife.

Stumbles into thread, begins surveying the scene while a look of abject horror spreads across his face.

Oh dear god! It's a thread jacking massacre in here!

Fumbles for his radio and begins shouting at the top of his lungs.

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Runs into thread panting heavily with a mostly eaten doughnut in hand.

Sorry I'm late! Did someone call me?

Alright. You seem like an amicable fellow. I'll let you off with a warning this time, just don't let it happen again!

Go ahead and let him go boys. I think he learned his lesson. You take care now you hear.

;)

I'm sorry sir, but I am going to have to stop you right there.

I am going to have to charge you with an article 247: Aggravated Thread Jacking!

I'm also going to have to confiscate this...(Picks up soap box.) ...take him away boys!