The Princess Bride Competition

[Ezh Darkstrider]

"Unless your opponent has a-studied his-a Glippa..... which I have."

[scotchrocket]

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it'd be a pitty to ruin yours..."

[Wintergreen]

Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

[Old Guy GM]

Alex Martin wrote:

Old Guy GM wrote:

Now. If only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sorry - don't mean to be picky. I just love those two lines.

*pulls out a holocaust cloak*
Will this do?

May have to call shenanigans on us Alex, on this one...

"Now if only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something."
What did we do with that wheelbarrow the Albino gave us?"
"Left it with the Albino, I think."

THEN the holocaust cloak...

I think this is right, don't have the movie with me.

[Old Guy GM]

Wintergreen wrote:

Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

Sorry...

[zylphryx]

I admit it, you are better than I am.

[David Fryer]

I only want you to feel like you are doing well.

[Alex Martin]

Old Guy GM wrote:

"Now if only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something."
What did we do with that wheelbarrow the Albino gave us?"
"Left it with the Albino, I think."

Nope - that's good. :-) Of course, the response is:

"Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?"

[Jason Nelson]

David Fryer wrote:

I only want you to feel like you are doing well.

I hate for people to die embarrassed.

[Jason Nelson]

zylphryx wrote:

I admit it, you are better than I am.

Then why are you smiling?

[Alex Martin]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Then why are you smiling?

Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

[David Fryer]

Alex Martin wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

Then why are you smiling?

Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

I'm not left handed either.

[Jason Nelson]

Alex Martin wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

Then why are you smiling?

Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

"Because I know something you do not know."

"Oh, what's that?"
"I... am not left-handed!"

"You're amazing!"
"After 20 years, I should be!"
"But there's something I should probably tell you."
"Yes?"

continue...

[Charlie Bell]

He's really very short on charm...

[Sara Marie]

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least-

An hour-

Yeah, an hour-

A good hour.

[thelesuit]

Ezh Darkstrider wrote:

"Unless your opponent has a-studied his-a Glippa..... which I have."

It is actually Agrippa.

CJ

[Jason Nelson]

thelesuit wrote:

Ezh Darkstrider wrote:

"Unless your opponent has a-studied his-a Glippa..... which I have."

It is actually Agrippa.

CJ

You're using Venzetti's (sp?) Defense against me!

I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

[Prince That Howls]

I want my father back, you son of a b+#~%!

[Cuchulainn]

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder."

[Jason Nelson]

You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Your cruelty reveals everything. Admit it!

[Lokie]

Jason Nelson wrote:

You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Your cruelty reveals everything. Admit it!

With pride!

[Alex Martin]

Jason Nelson wrote:

You're using Venzetti's (sp?) Defense against me!

I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?

Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?

[Alex Martin]

I'm surprised no one's done this one yet:

Have fun storming the castle!

[Jason Nelson]

Alex Martin wrote:

I'm surprised no one's done this one yet:

Have fun storming the castle!

Do you think they have a chance?

It'd take a miracle.

[David Fryer]

Sara Marie wrote:

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least-

An hour-

Yeah, an hour-

A good hour.

Hello lady.

[normanak]

AS YOU WISH

[Jason Nelson]

Oh my sweet Westley!

*ugh* oof ouch *tumble* SPLAT

[Godwin's Law Nazi]

Old Guy GM wrote:

holocaust cloak

Offer me money!

Spoiler:

Technically Godwinned?

[Gorbacz]

Close call, but holocaust is a greek word, and no context given - so, in a TV Trope slang, barely averted ;)

[Jason Nelson]

Offer me power!

All I have and more.

[Alex Martin]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Offer me power!

All I have and more.

Offer me anything I ask for.

Anything you want...

[Mijast727]

Have you ever considered piracy?

[David Fryer]

No one would ever surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.

[Jason Nelson]

The real Roberts had been retired for 20 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

[Alex Martin]

You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.

With pride. What can I do for you?

[baron arem heshvaun]

"... tear his arms off".

[Jason Nelson]

Oh, you mean THIS key. :)

[Alex Martin]

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

[Jason Nelson]

After 20 years, I'm starting to lose hope.

Well, I certainly hope you find him someday.

[Matthew Morris]

David Fryer wrote:

Alex Martin wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

Then why are you smiling?

Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

I'm not left handed either.

Derailment

Spoiler:

in Highschool, I was teaching another kid some basic bladework, I noticed he was holding it in his left hand. I let him quote the Princess Bride, and played along until he switched to his right hand.
"I have something to tell you."
"And what is that?"
"I *am*!" batted his sword out of his hand, clocked him with my hilt. "Never EVER quote The Princess Bride to me when we're swordfighting!"

I only dog paddle.

[Alex Martin]

Jump in after her!

*Shrugs shoulders* I don't swim.

[Jason Nelson]

Do you hear that sound, Princess? Those are the shrieking eels. If you don't believe me, just wait; they always grow louder when they're about to feast on HUMAN FLESH! If you swim back now, I swear no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.

[Old Guy GM]

I just figured out why you are giving me so much trouble...

[TheChozyn]

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.

[Dorkis]

Alex Martin wrote:

Cuchulainn wrote:

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"This one goes to 11."

[Cuchulainn]

Dorkis wrote:

Alex Martin wrote:

Cuchulainn wrote:

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"This one goes to 11."

Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

[TheChozyn]

Cuchulainn wrote:

Dorkis wrote:

Alex Martin wrote:

Cuchulainn wrote:

"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"This one goes to 11."

Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

Talk about mud flaps my girls got'em

[Gworeth]

"Give us the gate key"
"I have no gate key"
"Fezzik, tear his arm off"
"Oh! You mean this gate key?"

One of my favorite parts... makes me chuckle every single time...

[Alex Martin]

Old Guy GM wrote:

I just figured out why you are giving me so much trouble...

Why is that, do you think?

Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

[Alex Martin]

Cuchulainn wrote:

Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

Oh really! In that case:

As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.