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"Unless your opponent has a-studied his-a Glippa..... which I have."
Scarab Sages

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it'd be a pitty to ruin yours..."
The Exchange

Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Alex Martin wrote:
Old Guy GM wrote:

Now. If only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sorry - don't mean to be picky. I just love those two lines.

*pulls out a holocaust cloak*
Will this do?

May have to call shenanigans on us Alex, on this one...

"Now if only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something."
What did we do with that wheelbarrow the Albino gave us?"
"Left it with the Albino, I think."

THEN the holocaust cloak...

I think this is right, don't have the movie with me.
Wintergreen wrote:
Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

Sorry...

Sovereign Court

I admit it, you are better than I am.
Dark Archive

I only want you to feel like you are doing well.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Old Guy GM wrote:


"Now if only we had a wheelbarrow, that would be something."
What did we do with that wheelbarrow the Albino gave us?"
"Left it with the Albino, I think."

Nope - that's good. :-) Of course, the response is:

"Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?"
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games
David Fryer wrote:
I only want you to feel like you are doing well.

I hate for people to die embarrassed.

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games
zylphryx wrote:

I admit it, you are better than I am.

Then why are you smiling?

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jason Nelson wrote:
Then why are you smiling?

Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

Dark Archive
Alex Martin wrote:
Jason Nelson wrote:
Then why are you smiling?
Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

I'm not left handed either.

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games
Alex Martin wrote:
Jason Nelson wrote:
Then why are you smiling?
Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!

"Because I know something you do not know."

"Oh, what's that?"
"I... am not left-handed!"

"You're amazing!"
"After 20 years, I should be!"
"But there's something I should probably tell you."
"Yes?"

continue...
Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

He's really very short on charm...
Lantern Lodge

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least-

An hour-

Yeah, an hour-

A good hour.
Ezh Darkstrider wrote:
"Unless your opponent has a-studied his-a Glippa..... which I have."

It is actually Agrippa.

CJ
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games
thelesuit wrote:
Ezh Darkstrider wrote:
"Unless your opponent has a-studied his-a Glippa..... which I have."

It is actually Agrippa.

CJ

You're using Venzetti's (sp?) Defense against me!

I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

I want my father back, you son of a b!*@*!
Liberty's Edge

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder."
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Your cruelty reveals everything. Admit it!
Pathfinder PF Special Edition Subscriber
Jason Nelson wrote:
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Your cruelty reveals everything. Admit it!

With pride!

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jason Nelson wrote:

You're using Venzetti's (sp?) Defense against me!

I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?

Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I'm surprised no one's done this one yet:

Have fun storming the castle!
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games
Alex Martin wrote:

I'm surprised no one's done this one yet:

Have fun storming the castle!

Do you think they have a chance?

It'd take a miracle.
Dark Archive
Sara Marie wrote:

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least-

An hour-

Yeah, an hour-

A good hour.

Hello lady.

Liberty's Edge

AS YOU WISH
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

Oh my sweet Westley!

*ugh* oof ouch *tumble* SPLAT
Old Guy GM wrote:
holocaust cloak

Offer me money!

Spoiler:
Technically Godwinned?
Silver Crusade
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Close call, but holocaust is a greek word, and no context given - so, in a TV Trope slang, barely averted ;)
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

Offer me power!

All I have and more.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jason Nelson wrote:

Offer me power!

All I have and more.

Offer me anything I ask for.

Anything you want...
Scarab Sages
Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Have you ever considered piracy?
Dark Archive

No one would ever surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

The real Roberts had been retired for 20 years and living like a king in Patagonia.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.

With pride. What can I do for you?
Dark Archive

"... tear his arms off".
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

Oh, you mean THIS key. :)
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

After 20 years, I'm starting to lose hope.

Well, I certainly hope you find him someday.
Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8
David Fryer wrote:
Alex Martin wrote:
Jason Nelson wrote:
Then why are you smiling?
Becuase...*I* am not left-handed!
I'm not left handed either.

Derailment

Spoiler:
in Highschool, I was teaching another kid some basic bladework, I noticed he was holding it in his left hand. I let him quote the Princess Bride, and played along until he switched to his right hand.
"I have something to tell you."
"And what is that?"
"I *am*!" batted his sword out of his hand, clocked him with my hilt. "Never EVER quote The Princess Bride to me when we're swordfighting!"

I only dog paddle.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Jump in after her!

*Shrugs shoulders* I don't swim.
Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

Do you hear that sound, Princess? Those are the shrieking eels. If you don't believe me, just wait; they always grow louder when they're about to feast on HUMAN FLESH! If you swim back now, I swear no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.

I just figured out why you are giving me so much trouble...

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
Alex Martin wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"This one goes to 11."

Liberty's Edge
Dorkis wrote:
Alex Martin wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"This one goes to 11."

Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

Cuchulainn wrote:
Dorkis wrote:
Alex Martin wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
"Have I gone MAD, or did the word THINK escape your lips? You were not hired for your brain, you hippopotamic LAND MASS!"

And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

"This one goes to 11."
Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

Talk about mud flaps my girls got'em

"Give us the gate key"
"I have no gate key"
"Fezzik, tear his arm off"
"Oh! You mean this gate key?"

One of my favorite parts... makes me chuckle every single time...
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Old Guy GM wrote:
I just figured out why you are giving me so much trouble...

Why is that, do you think?

Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.
Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Cuchulainn wrote:
Alex and I will be appearing in the remake of This is Spinal Tap.

Oh really! In that case:

As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
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