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Addictive haiku
It is truly a great thing
Let it flow through you

Scarab Sages

Let it flow through you
easier, more seductive
The Dark Side is strong

Liberty's Edge

The Dark Side is Strong.
But light will surely triumph.
Except in my tales.

Liberty's Edge

Except in my tales
Where cute little animals
Gnaw on your liver

Liberty's Edge

Gnaw on your liver?
When was this an episode
of Happy Tree Friends?


of Happy Tree Friends
Shakespeare once wrote three sonnets
Banned in most countries

Liberty's Edge

Banned in most countries
but now it's on interwebs
cause of the violence.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

cause of the violence
roleplaying games at the core
play with GI JOE


Play with GI Joe
Fight using your brains and brawn
COBRA must be stopped!

Liberty's Edge

COBRA must be stopped.
Guys we've tried since the eighties
Should we ask nicely?

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

should we ask nicely
hmm..,kill them with kindness eh?
will it work YO JOE!

Liberty's Edge

Will it work: YO JOE!
That is no longer that cool
To say it out loud

Scarab Sages

To say it out loud...
...The TSA is EVIL!
Oops, here come the Feds....

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Opps, here come the Feds
whoops there goes gravity, down
a rabbit hole, bye.

Liberty's Edge

A rabbit hole by
the tree is where Alice fell
into Wonderland.


Into Wonderland
You only get by falling
and changing sizes

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and changing sizes
masculinity girdle
need new chain mail

Liberty's Edge

Need new chain mail
To forward to all my friends
I'm sharing good luck


I'm sharing good luck.
Take it. Savor it. Use it.
Youre gonna need it!

Liberty's Edge

You're gonna need it!
Otherwise "bye bye, flashlight!"
Survival Horror.

Scarab Sages

Survival Horror!
What happened to Zombie Game
And our dog, Sputnik?

Liberty's Edge

And our dog sputnik
Ended up eaten by the
advancing zombies!

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advancing zombies
found on level sixty nine
use your double tap


Use your double tap
Real men don't care for mercy
Die, teenagers, die!

Silver Crusade

Die, teenagers, die!
You killed me in the 60ies
with your rap music

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with your rap music
real slim shady please stand up
no sleep till Brooklyn

Liberty's Edge

No sleep till Brooklyn
"But we just passed a motel"
My angered wife said.


"My angered wife said
I'd better shape up quickly,"
my husband proclaimed.


My husband proclaimed
"What are you talking about?"
I wouldn't say what.

Liberty's Edge

I wouldn't say what
all the goblins were doing
in our new kitchen

Liberty's Edge

In our new kitchen
The stove cooks food by fission
Meat falls off the bone

Liberty's Edge

Meat falls off the bone
If you cast ANIMATE DEAD
and make skeletons


And make skeletons
of those poor kitchen goblins?
That sounds fine to me

Liberty's Edge

"That sounds fine to me"
That sounds like famous last words
from the thread I made.

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from the thread I made
elven cloaks for everyone
now you can't see us

Liberty's Edge

Now you can't see us
become the sneakiest ninjas
On Paizo forums.


On Paizo forums
all the freaks come out at night
to say why rogues suck

Scarab Sages

to say why rogues suck
wealth from the economy:
It's clear that crime pays

Liberty's Edge

It's clear that crime pays
just read "The Train Robbery"
by Michael Crichton.

Liberty's Edge

Bye, Michael Crichton
I'm sad you had to leave us
Some of your books rocked


Some of your books rocked
Mister Basho, except that one
with the two norkers

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

with the two norkers
sitting and eating ice cream
what am I saying


what am I saying
Sublime still straight from Long Beach
Love is what I got

Liberty's Edge

Love is what I got
But wait you can't have something
That you never had

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

That you never had
a rebel without a clue
what would Sherlock do?

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

What would Sherlock do?
Use powers of deduction
To solve ALL the crimes

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to solve all the crimes
criminal on the good side
Neal McCaffrey

Liberty's Edge

Neal McCaffrey
Is someone I assume's cool
But I wouldn't know

Scarab Sages

Butt? I wouldn't know
I'm so thin I don't have one
Fetch the comfy chair!

Liberty's Edge

Fetch the comfy chair!
Hercules broke Theseus
Out of Hades's realm.

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