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Addictive haiku
It is truly a great thing
Let it flow through you
Let it flow through you
easier, more seductive
The Dark Side is strong
The Dark Side is Strong.
But light will surely triumph.
Except in my tales.
Except in my tales
Where cute little animals
Gnaw on your liver
Gnaw on your liver?
When was this an episode
of Happy Tree Friends?
of Happy Tree Friends
Shakespeare once wrote three sonnets
Banned in most countries
Banned in most countries
but now it's on interwebs
cause of the violence.
cause of the violence
roleplaying games at the core
play with GI JOE
Play with GI Joe
Fight using your brains and brawn
COBRA must be stopped!
COBRA must be stopped.
Guys we've tried since the eighties
Should we ask nicely?
should we ask nicely
hmm..,kill them with kindness eh?
will it work YO JOE!
Will it work: YO JOE!
That is no longer that cool
To say it out loud
To say it out loud...
...The TSA is EVIL!
Oops, here come the Feds....
Opps, here come the Feds
whoops there goes gravity, down
a rabbit hole, bye.
A rabbit hole by
the tree is where Alice fell
into Wonderland.
Into Wonderland
You only get by falling
and changing sizes
and changing sizes
masculinity girdle
need new chain mail
Need new chain mail
To forward to all my friends
I'm sharing good luck
I'm sharing good luck.
Take it. Savor it. Use it.
Youre gonna need it!
You're gonna need it!
Otherwise "bye bye, flashlight!"
Survival Horror.
Survival Horror!
What happened to Zombie Game
And our dog, Sputnik?
And our dog sputnik
Ended up eaten by the
advancing zombies!
advancing zombies
found on level sixty nine
use your double tap
Use your double tap
Real men don't care for mercy
Die, teenagers, die!
Die, teenagers, die!
You killed me in the 60ies
with your rap music
with your rap music
real slim shady please stand up
no sleep till Brooklyn
No sleep till Brooklyn
"But we just passed a motel"
My angered wife said.
"My angered wife said
I'd better shape up quickly,"
my husband proclaimed.
My husband proclaimed
"What are you talking about?"
I wouldn't say what.
I wouldn't say what
all the goblins were doing
in our new kitchen
In our new kitchen
The stove cooks food by fission
Meat falls off the bone
Meat falls off the bone
If you cast ANIMATE DEAD
and make skeletons
And make skeletons
of those poor kitchen goblins?
That sounds fine to me
"That sounds fine to me"
That sounds like famous last words
from the thread I made.
from the thread I made
elven cloaks for everyone
now you can't see us
Now you can't see us
become the sneakiest ninjas
On Paizo forums.
On Paizo forums
all the freaks come out at night
to say why rogues suck
to say why rogues suck
wealth from the economy:
It's clear that crime pays
It's clear that crime pays
just read "The Train Robbery"
by Michael Crichton.
Bye, Michael Crichton
I'm sad you had to leave us
Some of your books rocked
Some of your books rocked
Mister Basho, except that one
with the two norkers
with the two norkers
sitting and eating ice cream
what am I saying
what am I saying
Sublime still straight from Long Beach
Love is what I got
Love is what I got
But wait you can't have something
That you never had
That you never had
a rebel without a clue
what would Sherlock do?
What would Sherlock do?
Use powers of deduction
To solve ALL the crimes
to solve all the crimes
criminal on the good side
Neal McCaffrey
Neal McCaffrey
Is someone I assume's cool
But I wouldn't know
Butt? I wouldn't know
I'm so thin I don't have one
Fetch the comfy chair!
Fetch the comfy chair!
Hercules broke Theseus
Out of Hades's realm.
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