The Haiku Game

[lucky7]

I hate windows 8
that is why I never switched
seven's my number

[Charlie Bell]

Seven's my number
Don't you dare cut me in line
At the DMV

[Signore di Fortuna]

At the DMV
Hell awaits the unwary
Time will just stand still

[lucky7]

Time will just stand still
and I will go in the streets
and cause some mischief

[MythrilDragon]

and cause some mischief
the gremlins goal and mission
never get them wet

[lucky7]

Never get them wet
otherwise they'll shrink a lot
entirely cotton

[Charles Scholz]

Entirely Cotton
All Samwise Gamgee's In-Laws
Coming to visit

[lucky7]

Coming to visit?
Of course I would love to see you.
"I really wouldn't."

[MythrilDragon]

I really wouldn't
to bad everyone else is
playing Pathfinder

[Signore di Fortuna]

Playing Pathfinder
I am the person my wife
Wanted to marry

[drunken_nomad]

Wanted: Too merry!
Lookout for jolly fat man
and his damn reindeer

[MythrilDragon]

and his damn reindeer
lost in an arctic snow storm
Christmas is canceled

[lucky7]

Christmas is canceled
No ragtag band of misfits
to clean things up now

[MythrilDragon]

to clean things up now
we need some adventurers
sign in the tavern

[Signore di Fortuna]

Sign in the tavern:
"If you can read this, you are
Not drunk enough yet."

[MythrilDragon]

Not drunk enough yet
for watching Episode One
give me more blue milk

[drunken_nomad]

give me more blue milk
Yaks, goats, bovines, and beavers
Why is it cobalt?

[A highly regarded expert]

Why is it Cobalt?
I could have bought a Mustang
And get there faster

[drunken_nomad]

And get there faster
New York, London, Moon's surface
Teleportation

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Teleportation
self healing, non-Vancian
Psionics are great

[drunken_nomad]

Psionics are great
Ego Whip Defense mode on!
How many points used?

[MythrilDragon]

How may points used
your argument makes no sense
Chewbacca defense

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Chewbacca Defense
Trumps the Han Solo Gambit
Make that Kessel Run!

[lucky7]

Make that Kessel run
in less than 30 parsecs
to beat Han Solo

[MythrilDragon]

to beat Han Solo
a first level smugglers dream
will never happen

[Charlie Bell]

will never happen
Syrian intervention
let's hope, anyways

[lucky7]

Let's hope anyways
that we can find a cure for
human condition

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

human condition
always frightened and stupid
Resign in protest!

[lucky7]

Resign in protest!
Being an adventurer
is too dangerous

[Charlie Bell]

I's too dangerous
Y'all better back the F off
Imma tear you up

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Imma tear your up
A fresh lyrical murder
You ain't got no game

[Charles Scholz]

You ain't got no game
If you ain't got that thang, Do
Wap. Reynolds Wrap rap

[lucky7]

Wrap. Reynold wrap rap
my new single you can buy
it's not very good.

[MythrilDragon]

It's not very good
brain gone fuzzy, ears bleeding
retract it's awesome

[Charlie Bell]

Retract its awesome
Head into its righteous shell
Radical tortoise

[Charles Scholz]

Radical Tortoise,
Awesom Hare, Careful Camel
Dromedary Race

[Signore di Fortuna]

Dromedary race!
Hot action in the desert!
Can't contain their spit!

[lucky7]

Can't contain their spit
a spitoon should help all those
cowpokes and cowgirls

[Charlie Bell]

Cowpokes and cowgirls
Come to the Hoe-Down Saloon
Get your square dance on!

[lucky7]

Get your square dance on?
Rhombus square and trapezoid
will come after that

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Will came after that
All the pizza was eaten
And the game was played

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

And The Game was played
Angels. The Night. Pineapple.
Still not clear who won

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Still not clear who won
The war between good and bad
Good thing I don't bet

[Cuchulainn]

Good thing I don't bet
I was sure the Devil'd win
Johnny was the best

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Johnny was the best
Number 5 was still alive
Then the sequel came

[drunken_nomad]

Then the sequel came
DeNiro and Pacino
Fredo broke his heart

[lucky7]

Fredo broke his heart?
My goon squad will go to him
and give him what-for

[Arkady the Red]

And give him what-for
in goodfellas casino
i lost twenty one

[lucky7]

I lost twenty one
years of my life in a game
of cards with a witch.

[drunken_nomad]

Of cards with a witch
friends lost to fiendish delights.
Winter came too soon.