She once was so fine
Remember Kathleen Turner
Romancing the Stone
Romancing the Stone
Good movie, a bad sequel
That's just Hollywood
That's just Hollywood
Make 'em bad or make 'em good
It's a real mixed bag
Itt's a real mixed bag
blonde, brunette, red, black, wool, silk
but he's all Addams
But he's all Adams
Sandlers facing the zombies.
He's the "ammo boy"
He's the "ammo boy"
until the law affects it
nonviolent please
nonviolent pleas
the Establishment ignores
Up revolution!
Up Revolution!
That show just needs more viewers!
Down with the classics!
Down with the Classics!
Buffy the vampire slayer
Is still on TV
Istíl on TV?
I knew that elf was funny
But his own talk show?
But his own talk show?
But J.J.J already.
Rags on Spider-Man.
Rags on Spider-Man
blue-and-red burial shroud
Rest in peace, hero
"Rest in peace hero,
Man he was one day away
From retirement."
From retirement
Old people find themselves bored
Just awaiting death
Just awaiting death
The brave soldiers in Mendev
Fight the demon hordes
Fight the demon hordes!
Order of the Cockatrice
is recruiting now!
Is recruiting now?
Crud well I'm already the
Order of Lion.
Order of Lyin':
I'll call you, sure I'm clean and
You look nice tonight
You look nice tonight
But compared to me that ain't
a good compliment.
A good compliment
Is often hard to come by
People are not nice
People are not nice
Except in the magical land
known as Canada.
Noenas, Canada
Way up in the Great White North
Yes, it's freakin' cold!
Yes, it's freakin' cold!
You ordered an iced coffee.
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
The Spanish Inquisition?
No one expects them.
No one expects them
Those late night talk show sketches
Pimpbot 5000
Pimpbot 5000
can't hold a candle next to
Pimpbot 3000
Pimpbot 3000
but wait isn't 5000
a bigger number.
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A bigger number
Counting up to one million
Time consuming task
Time consuming task
Cataloguing plot holes in
Michael Bay movies
Michael Bay movies
are meant for the teenage boys
Or so the man says
"Or sew," the man says
"You really need a hobby
That's artsy craftsy."
"That's artsy craftsy"
Gollum as an art critic
"We knows what we likes"
"We know what we likes"
Without the precious we can
explore Middle Earth.
Explore Middle-Earth!
Pet hobbits and date an elf!
Only in NZ!
"Only a Nazi
would support your opinion!"
Godwin strikes again
Godwin strikes again
Before the kobold was slain
Pelor will be pleased
Pelor will be pleased
this thread has kept on going
late night PC use
Late night PC use
Leads to things that none should see
Delete your shame now!
Delete your shame now!
But paizo already has
That newfangled thing.
That newfangled thing
a dance called the Harlem Shake
stop the madness now.
Stop the madness now
Just say no to drugs, you guys
They'll ruin your life
They'll ruin your life
they will bash you in the face
The ladies will run
The ladies will run
fifty percent off sale
duck and cover, NOW!
Duck and cover now!
The enemy's invading
with dirty diapers
With dirty diapers
the conquerors approach
Crap! I crit my pants!
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"Crap! I crit my pants!"
shouted Thesing to himself
in Larazod's trials.
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In Larazod's trials,
we embarrassed that Thesing.
A jackass was made.
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A jackass was made
in Shakespeare's Midsummer, too.
Man, I love that play.
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"Man, I love that play!"
said our director Robahl
after we rocked it.
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After we rocked it,
I found a brand new hobby:
Addictive Haiku. :)
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