Along soot-stained streets
Hawkers peddle their cheap wares
Two bucks for a watch
Along soot-stained streets
Charcoal urchins beg for change
Rain come! Wash it away!
Rain come! Wash it way
Down through the concrete culvert.
Nature cleans up blood.
Girls go for the slobs
Hobo humpin slobo babe!
Clear the mind, young one.
Clear the mind, young one.
Assume the stance of the crane.
Wax on, then wax off.
Wax on, then wax off
Shaving is such a huge pain
Go brazilian
Clear the underbrush
Find a couple of snakes there
Having their debates
Master D. Bater
Was a very fine black belt
But he taught no one
Now, he is Syndrome!
Beaten by a hurled sports car
Or was it his cape?
Or was it his cape
That gave him all his powers?
Just like Batman's belt!
Just like Batman's belt!
Cheap Taiwan made knock-off toy.
Fooled my three kids.
They want to catch her
The Dryad is so sexy
I am awaiting the Nymph
She is a hottie--
Tattooed ash-blonde sorceress.
I love Seoni!
I love sea oni
The dark waves ripple in joy
As they claim victims
Bring forth the ninja,
Captured now.We meet again,
Reiko of White Wave!
Reiko of White Wave?
Cassanova Frankenstein
Was better villain.
(Wow I failed bad)
Was better villain
Because he beat the heroes
Then he was alone
The crowd ebbs and flows
Strawberry Fields in winter
Nights in Central Park
Knights in Central Park?
In full gallop, lances down?
Must be a Ren Faire!
Stimpy is jealous
I ate all the cat litter
Beats cleaning the thing
Beats cleaning The Thing--
Reed Richards bathes with his wife
Invisible Girl.
Invisible girl
Flies an invisible jet
My dates just get worse
Just the beginning
but now it's sadly the end
what more can be said?
"What more can be said?"
Declared the prosecutor.
"He ate all those kids!"
They tried to kill him
with a forklift! Hai- Keeba!
Satellite of Love
Flashing on the trail?
That's no way to go through life,
You sex offender!
"You sex offender"
words not worthy of Haiku
ancient poetry
Ancient poetry
Can only be enjoyed by
Ancient layabouts
Ancient layabouts
decayed in their grandeur
offer up their spoils
Move faster next time
My car's paint job can't take this
More human roadkill
More human roadkill--
Ex-human's more accurate:
Ran over zombies.
Ran over zombies
At least they looked like zombies
After I was done