This is 500!
How you gonna have sequels
With no live Spartans?
With no live Spartans
Athenians breathed easy
Till they heard the groans.
Till they heard the groans
Cops thought I was killing her
Vday massacre
VDay massacre
Innocents put to slaughter
Those heartless vegans
Those heartless vegans
in voracious undead packs
shambling after grains.
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Shamling after grains,
Undead crows came two by two
Scarecrow was asleep.
Scarecrow was asleep.
That's when Toto humped his leg
He sure hit the hay
He sure hit the hay
Knocked the stuffing out of him
Defeating strawmen
Defeating strawmen
built the young man's sword arm but
not his dodging skills.
Not his dodging skills!
GM hates my character
He's forcing changes
He's forcing changes
Either by hook or by crook
No Rules as Written
Know "rules as written",
But magic moments come from
friends telling good tales.
Friends telling good tales
Still sometimes exaggerate
Their wacky exploits
commentary:
The Jade wrote:
Scarecrow was asleep.
That's when Toto humped his leg
He sure hit the hayzomg I loled so hard I cried
Their wacky exploits
Would have been lax without him
His name... Scooby-Doo
His name...Scooby Doo
Thelma, his one companion
Zombies got the rest
Zombies got the rest
But she's always in my heart
Cuz I drank her blood
Cuz I drank her blood
And she partook of mine, we
Sparkle together
Sparkle together
Mine twinkling brethren above
Our church is the night
Our church is the night
Our prayer is of silence
The assassin's life
The assassin's life
Is spent perfecting the kill
Silent but Deadly
Silent but deadly,
Black-clad, ninjas contrast 'gainst
The Morris dancers.
The Morris dancers
That cat gets it all I see
Nine lives must be nice
Nine lives must be nice
A chance to explore each vice
Perhaps even twice
"Perhaps even twice!"
And thus Dave's new PC, only
five minutes old, died.
Five minutes old, died
I hate my DM fiercely
1st level lich fight
1st level lich fight
Begins with getting lich-slapped
All downhill from there
All downhill for there
Good thing I can just coast now
Peddling is hard
Peddling is hard
The economy is down
And my sole's worn thin
And my sole's worn thin,
from constantly walking on
sandpaper treadmills.
Sandpaper treadmills
And balsawood guinea pigs
The woodwright's pet shop
The woodwright's pet shop
Closed due to competition
Pet rocks win the day
Pet rocks win the day
Slap bracelets take home silver
The Fad Olympics
Pet rocks win the day,
Parachute pants win the gold,
Jive gets a silver.
WTH? You weren't there yesterday when I posted, nor when i checked again later? How the heck did you do that Charlie? Paizo has some stupid post timing issues. I didn't even know until someone told me in RL you'd posted.
Jive gets a silver,
Its all a lump of matter
Pet rocks win the day
Okay, does that work? I'm officially in the group that thinks if you're ninja'd... just skip them.
Studpuffin... good save. As for your assertion that ninja'd ones should just be skipped... you sir. are the enemy of final compilations everywhere. I say good day to you!
The Fad Olympics
Oh no! Promo erratum!
Printer's getting sued
Alright, I can keep up but should I disappear for three or four days without a change, please feel free to go on without me.
Printer's getting sued
He got ink all over the
P F R P G
Studpuffin wrote:
Alright, I can keep up but should I disappear for three or four days without a change, please feel free to go on without me. ::Heroically screams, "NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!"::
P F R P G
Just sing it to the tune of
B I N G O
B-I-N-G-O
Which Bard buff does it provide?
One can only guess
One can only guess
what lies beyond the gate and
wear layered outfits.
Wear layered outfits
Plan for all contingencies
You'll need a towel
You will need a towel*
golem to beat his horde of
damp elementals.
*My dialect pronounces "towel" as a one-syllable word, rhyming with "howl".
Damp elementals
Won't catch cold but may grow mold
Symbiotic doom
Symbiotic doom
Festering numeraries
Waist high tentacles
Waist high tentacles
Japanese schoolgirls and bears
Disaster awaits
Disaster awaits
If one divides by zero
In a holodeck
In a holodeck
of many things , there lies "Death"
pledging 3-D doom.
Pledging "3-D Doom"
Michael Bay and James Cameron
Collaborating
Collaborating
Can be a mistake sometimes.
Sold my soul to smurfs.
Sold my soul to smurfs
Iommi said to Geezer
Peyo is Satan
Peyo is Satan
Though he likes to relax some
His drink: Peyo Tea