David Gilmour wrote
Many naughty limmericks
None set to music
None set to music
Sounds like nothing I know of
Hope you like nada
Hope you like nada
What a great gymnast she was
Sorry nevermind
Sorry Nevermind
We have to close the mountain
Gnomes are dangerous
Gnomes are dangerous
When they write their poetry
Always using puns
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Always using puns
Never thinking of others
The should be PUNished!
"The" should be punished
Always thinking it is best
We need a new word
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TheChozyn wrote: "The" should be punished
Always thinking it is best
We need a new word
DOH!!
We need a new word
For a person who can't type
That word should be "They"
That word should be "They"
It's much more Gender Neutral
PC Alignment
PC Alignment
Is so very important
My desk is neater
My desk is neater
At least compared to my room
Nuke it from orbit
Nuke it from orbit.
But R'lyeh rises again,
Radioactive.
Nuke it from orbit:
The only way to be sure
It's "game over, man"
EDIT: argh
It's "game over, man"
This place crawls with aliens
Nuke it from orbit
Chris Mortika wrote: Nuke it from orbit.
But R'lyeh rises again,
Radioactive.
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"Radio active
again" The professor says.
"Gilligan, please leave"
Gilligan, please leave
some of the magic carrots
for the rest of us.
For the rest of us
The Future is only War
Zombies or Robots
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Zombies or Robots?
Why choose only one of them?
How about Zombots?
How about Zombots?
Is that something like wombats?
Platypus Ninjas?
Playpus ninjas?
Perry's a secret agent
When he sneaks away
Platypus ninjas
hide among ducks till they can use
their envenomed spurs.
EDIT: oops. Platypussed!
Their envenomed spurs:
hitmen cannot hurt Trigger
when he sneaks away.
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Linking
When he sneaks away
He always goes swimming with
Platapus Ninjas
Their envenomed spurs,
otter looks and small duck bills
make for perfect sneaks.
Hmmm. Let's untangle this!
Either:
When he "sneaks away,"
an oafish spy, his henchmen
make for perfect sneaks.
Or:
Platypus ninjas
at the beaver convention
make for perfect sneaks.
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Now I'm Confused. I think I will ignore this thread for a while.
"Make for perfect sneaks,
we do" said Master Yoda
"Short, my people are"
I can explain the situation as I understand it, Charles. TheChosyn entered a haiku ending with A: "Platypus Ninjas?"
Both Cuchulain and I wrote linking haiku. Mine ended in B: "their envenomed spurs" and Cuchulain's ended with C: "when he sneaks away." So there was a fork in the chain. Oops! Since Cuchulain posted first, I went back and edited my post with a second haiku, starting with B and ending with C. So there was only one open line, C.
You gave us two great haiku. The first looped C back around to A, and the second gave us another fork, from B to D: "make for perfect sneaks". So there were at least two open lines, D, maybe A, maybe C.
So I did two things: linked C to D, and A to D. That means there's one line; maybe I'm doing it wrong, but that's how I think.
"Short, my people are
not impressed with your shooting."
Legolas chuckled
"Legolas," chuckled
Gimli in return, "mind the
ceilings in Moira."
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"Moria Ceilings
are the grandest in the world.
No Elf work compares."
Mor-i-a not Moir-a
"No Elf work" compares
favorably to "man-made"
among us cobblers.
Among us, cobblers
don't earn as much as sword smiths,
regardless of skill.
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Regardless of skill,
A critical fumble spells
Certain Doom to you.
Certain Doom to you
Doom 2 was better than Doom
Where is Duke Nukem
Where is Duke Nukem
Thats one dead space marine pal
Ive got balls of steel
I've got balls of steel.
Intimidating, sure, but
Hell on court flooring.
Hell on court flooring:
Must be Fire Resistant
Blood stains are okay
Blood stains are okay
Because I have Oxy-Clean
Beat that Sham-Wow guy
Beat that Sham-Wow guy
With his own silly product
A Critical Hit
A Critical Hit:
Visionary Company--
Harold Bloom wrote it
Harold Bloom wrote "It"
under the name Stephen King.
I might be confused.
I might be confused
Would I know if my Save failed?
I'll attack...that guy!
I'll attack That Guy
Who's wearing the band t-shirt
At that band's concert
At that band's concert,
A poncho and helmet help
The drum will eat you!
The drum will eat you!
Animated objects are
Tough adversaries
Charlie Bell wrote: [you killed the thread] I seem to do that a lot...thanks for the respawn!
Tough adversaries
Please nuke the site from orbit
We've got some sunblock
We've got some sunblock.
Hopefully those vampires won't
Start sparkling again.
Start sparkling again,
You lazy bottle of wine!
Champagne in the neck
Champaigne in the neck
does nothing, or 5d6
if tossed by a rogue.
If tossed by a rogue
who has the Catch Off-Guard feat,
a gnome is deadly
A gnome is deadly
Serious about killing.
Everyone just laughs.
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