Haiku One Thousand
and One, for at each crossroads
one must choose his path.
One must choose his path
Two must discuss their choices
More just complicates
More just complicates
Less rarely simplifies things
You're more or less screwed
You're more or less screwed
In prison you're hoping less
At least I hope so
At least I hope so
Will not be forgotten by
Julie Andrews
Too obscure? It was my mom's favorite movie.
Julie Andrews
has been eaten by a berm.
The hills are ... alive!
*fistbump* that was funny!
The hills are...alive!
It appears we are stuck in
Titanic cleavage
Titanic cleavage
Dolly Parton is on stage
Hope for an iceberg
Hope for an iceberg
A strong current to the North
Let's crush some vikings!
Let's crush some Vikings
At least Green Bay fans hope to
Two times a season
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Two times a season
Not nearly enough time to
Do what you have to.
Do what you have to
Not always what you want to
Sometimes you got to
Sometimes you got to...
Use dirty public toilets?
Hope you can hover
"Hope you can hover."
Shouldn't be a problem with
Loki's magic shoes.
Loki's magic shoes,
Freya's necklace, Thor's hammer:
Asgard Loot Table.
Asgard Loot Table
Beware rolling Odin's Eye
It doesn't end well
It doesn't end well
For several of the children
Beware evil clowns
Beware evil clowns
Which ones are the evil ones?
All of them of course
"All of them, of course,"
rakshasa answer to djinn's
"Lady or tiger?"
Lady or Tiger?
What kind of question is that?
Tigers are safer
Tigers are safer
At least that's what Roy had thought
Las Vegas mauling
Las Vegas mauling
Mike bit Evander's ear off
Bad Mike! No cookie!
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Bad mike, no cookie.
Cookie Monster has bad day.
Eats Bert and Ernie.
Eats Bert and Ernie
No, that should say "East", silly
Two towns are that way
Two towns are that way
Rome and Auckland together?
Missus Todd's shortcut
Misses Todd's shortcut
Went through the Enchanted Woods;
Up next: Wolf-meat pies.
Up next: Wolf Meat Pies
Three Wereboar rangers' response
For demolished homes
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For demolished homes
Call your local Rock Giant clan
Estimates given
Estimates given
And by the time the work's done
The cost has tripled
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The cost has tripled
Sounds like a government job
Pray for tax-payers
Pray for tax-payers
Their suffering has begun
No mercy in sight
No mercy in sight
White lilies for all your graves
Dreamstealer death wrought
Dreamstealer death wrought
From the nightmares of madness
Cacophonic screams
Cacophonic screams
Everything's not as it seems
In my macabre dreams
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In my macabre dreams
Mix chthulu and Star Wars
Guess who always wins.
Guess Who always wins
The act broke up years ago
Yet the songs play on
Pleae excuse a minor adjustment.
Yeti songs play on
Sasquatch stereo systems;
Big Foot rocks the house!
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Chris Mortika wrote: Pleae excuse a minor adjustment.
Yeti songs play on
Sasquatch stereo systems;
Big Foot rocks the house!
Foul! Only spelling error changes are allowed.
We've had several other types of modifications before, from homonyms to punctuation shenanigans. But I will recant. Reset to "Yet the songs play on," and knock it out of the park, Charles.
Big Foot rocks the house
What an odd name for a band
The Who is on first
The "Who is on first?"
routine delights djinn, but goes
over a gnoll's head.
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Over the gnoll's head
The arrows flew straight and true
Shishkibob Kobold.
Shishkibob Kobold?
That's an unusual name
What's the origin?
What's the origin?
Please use it in a sentence?
Asked the spelling champ.
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Asked the spelling champ
If he knew the capitals
Alphabetical
Alphabetical
The mean streets of Sesame
Sinister sequence
A sinister sequence:
An empty skull, a second,
then two more , three, five, ...
Then Tumor 3.5
Became malignant; who knew
Androids got cancer?
Androids got Cancer?
Did cyborgs get Capricorn?
Technozodiacs
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