When it's served ice-cold
Some how pizza still tastes good
Beer even more so
"Beer? Even more so."
The dwarf responds quite sadly
Cry over spilt beer?
Cry over spilt beer
And no more beer shall appear
Don't be a baby
Summons a dragon
It's fiery, fierce head appears
What is your payment?
She started laughing
Even before the punch line!
INT aINT a dump stat
INT aINT a dump stat
Having babies aint a joke
I just need money
I just need money
Cheddah, moolah, coinage, son!
Dollar dollar bill
Dollar dollar bill
How pretty you are to me
Come into my hand
Come into my hand
Pointy bird, oh pointy bird
I'm a big dumb nest
I'm a big dumb nest
I must be, it explains why
My head's full of eggs
My head's full of eggs
'Splains why I look so hard boiled
My thoughts are scrambled
Underdark side up
But deep gnomes are poor closers
Smart money's on elves
Smart money's on elves
But the long shot dark horse pays
Choices at the track
Choices at the track
Voices and hooves thunder stack
Boys sells crack out back
Boys sell crack out back
Spent their loot on snicker snack
Kilt that Jabberwhack!
Kilt that Jabberwhack!
Used its big skull for a clock
Heavy as a rock
Heavy as a rock
As round as a bowling ball
Kept in a basket
A grisly trophy
A bearish way to persuade
All fools bow to me
It's knot a joke, sir
And I tell jokes for knickles
The starry knight fades
The starry knight fades
The hammer falls on the boards
But only on some
But only on some
Will Apollo's light shine down
What a divine tan
What a divine tan
Friends and family, food and fun
Meeting at the lake
Meeting at the lake!
"Could she... be the one?" I ask
No kiss?! Just this sword?!
No kiss?! Just this sword?!
I accept; arm extended
Cold steel, no regrets
Cold steel, no regrets
I sacrificed love's deep warmth
For blood and honor!
Arkham collectors.
Batman! Nightwing! Robin too!
Gotta catch them all
Pick horse or camel
Just keep in mind it's hump day
No! Not the critter!
It's very hungry
Ambition drives you onward
Spain won the World Cup
"That's one sweaty globe!"
Poor blind girl didn't realize
My sack got snake bit
A swing and a Miss!
A slide and a hot widow!
I love this playground!