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Techno-zodiacs:
Born under Sputnik on the
Cusp of Galileo

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"Cusp of Galileo"
Is six syllables, but let's
Don't sweat the small stuff.

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Don't sweat the small stuff
It only causes grey hairs.
Get revenge first thing.

Liberty's Edge

Get revenge first thing
It's really quite delcious
When it's served ice-cold


When it's served ice-cold
Some how pizza still tastes good
Beer even more so


"Beer? Even more so."
The dwarf responds quite sadly
Cry over spilt beer?


Cry over spilt beer
And no more beer shall appear
Don't be a baby

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"Don't be a baby,"
the wizard wishes as he
summons a dragon.


Summons a dragon
It's fiery, fierce head appears
What is your payment?

Liberty's Edge

"What is your payment?"
I asked the sweet succubus.
She started laughing.


She started laughing
Even before the punch line!
INT aINT a dump stat


INT aINT a dump stat
Having babies aint a joke
I just need money


I just need money
Cheddah, moolah, coinage, son!
Dollar dollar bill


Dollar dollar bill
How pretty you are to me
Come into my hand


Searches for his ten foot pole.


Come into my hand
Pointy bird, oh pointy bird
I'm a big dumb nest


I'm a big dumb nest
I must be, it explains why
My head's full of eggs


My head's full of eggs
'Splains why I look so hard boiled
My thoughts are scrambled

Liberty's Edge

My thoughts are scrambled
Like an illithid's omelette
Underdark side up


Underdark side up
But deep gnomes are poor closers
Smart money's on elves


Smart money's on elves
But the long shot dark horse pays
Choices at the track


Choices at the track
Voices and hooves thunder stack
Boys sells crack out back


Boys sell crack out back
Spent their loot on snicker snack
Kilt that Jabberwhack!


Kilt that Jabberwhack!
Used its big skull for a clock
Heavy as a rock


Heavy as a rock
As round as a bowling ball
Kept in a basket

Liberty's Edge

Kept in a basket
The severed head of the king
A grisly trophy


A grisly trophy
A bearish way to persuade
All fools bow to me

Liberty's Edge

All fools bow to me
The jester's fit to be tied
It's knot a joke, sir


It's knot a joke, sir
And I tell jokes for knickles
The starry knight fades


The starry knight fades
The hammer falls on the boards
But only on some


But only on some
Will Apollo's light shine down
What a divine tan


What a divine tan
Friends and family, food and fun
Meeting at the lake


Meeting at the lake!
"Could she... be the one?" I ask
No kiss?! Just this sword?!


No kiss?! Just this sword?!
I accept; arm extended
Cold steel, no regrets


Cold steel, no regrets
I sacrificed love's deep warmth
For blood and honor!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

For blood and honor!
For gory and horror! For all
the Cthulu fans!

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The Cthulu fans
Are hot merchandise this year,
Arkham collectors.


Arkham collectors.
Batman! Nightwing! Robin too!
Gotta catch them all

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Gotta catch them all:
Summoned monsters, eidolons,
Companions, and mounts.

Shadow Lodge

Comapanions and mounts,
cavaliers only get to
pick horse or camel?


Pick horse or camel
Just keep in mind it's hump day
No! Not the critter!

Liberty's Edge

No! Not the critter!
Escaped from the space prison
It's very hungry


It's very hungry
Ambition drives you onward
Spain won the World Cup

Liberty's Edge

Spain won the World Cup
Some prize, it smells terrible
That's one sweaty globe


"That's one sweaty globe!"
Poor blind girl didn't realize
My sack got snake bit

Liberty's Edge

My sack got snake bit
Burlap's not very fang-proof
I need some kevlar

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

I need some kevlar
The arrows are sharper than
George Steinbrenner

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

"George Steinbrenner"
Scholz pitches us a curve ball:
A swing and a miss!


A swing and a Miss!
A slide and a hot widow!
I love this playground!

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

commentary:
The Jade wrote:

A swing and a Miss!

A slide and a hot widow!
I love this playground!

::applause::

I love this Playground!
Misfit adventurers, plus
The Giant in it.

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