The Haiku Game

[Charlie Bell]

Make a bold statement
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The News is Bulls__t

[Samant Blath'tan]

The News is Bulls__t
So is Penn and Teller's Show
On Showtime late night

[Charlie Bell]

On Showtime late night
It's like a porno Sixth Sense
"I see nude people"

[Cuchulainn]

I see nude people
Unfortunately, for me
I'm at a fat camp

[TheChozyn]

I'm at a fat camp
I'm shedding unwanted pounds
Eating Tofurkey

[Cuchulainn]

Eating Tofurkey
legs at the Renaissance Faire?
Where are we, Portland??

[TheChozyn]

Where are we, Portland?
Can I get a Rock Lobster
B52's Rule!

[Cuchulainn]

B-52's Rule:
Carry a lot of bombs and
Drop them on something

[TheChozyn]

Drop them on something
Like those biscuits on a pan
Buttery Goodness

[Charlie Bell]

Buttery goodness
In Last Tango in Paris
You know what I mean ;)

[Cuchulainn]

You know what I mean
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more
Mississippi Queen

[Charles Scholz]

Mississippi Queen
One of the last Steamboats still
Traveling rivers

[TheChozyn]

Traveling rivers
Meandering their ways through
Always raiding banks

[Cuchulainn]

Always raiding banks
Those black hat desperados
Time for a showdown

[Dragonborn3]

Time for a showdown,
The Ultimate one. Survivors?
One, Mr. Rogers.

[TheChozyn]

One Mr. Rogers
Always looking for neighbors
Are the lots vacant?

[Cuchulainn]

Are the lots vacant?
We bought ourselves a new home
Let's get the wheels off!

[TheChozyn]

Let's get the wheels off
This car can not fix itself
It's not KIT you know

Now I have the knight rider theme in my head

[Cuchulainn]

It's not KIT you know
Some assembly required
You'll also need parts

[TheChozyn]

You'll also need parts
A head here... A torso there
Flesh golem booklet

[Celestial Healer]

Flesh golem booklet?
I really regret using
"Golems for Dummies"

[TheChozyn]

"Golems for Dummies"
I think I just made a Sloth
"You've been bad, Mama"

Now I'm going to go home and watch the Gonnies

[Chris Mortika]

"You've been bad, Mama
Graul, and now we fine adven-
What? Glaugh! That's just wrong!"

[TheChozyn]

"What? Glaugh! That's just wrong"
Need to stop breaking the thread
I'm just as guilty

[Dragonborn3]

I'm just as guilty,
as the innocent burglar
something random here.

[Cuchulainn]

Something random here
Like a weasel on my head
Dancing the rhumba

[Charles Scholz]

Dancing the Rhumba
Will never be better than
The Tango! Cha Cha!!!!

[TheChozyn]

The Tango! Cha Cha
Dancing with the Stars is on
I hate this lame show

[Cuchulainn]

I hate this lame show
What's up with the singing cats?
Bring the plot hammer!

[Dragonborn3]

"Bring the plot hammer!"
Shouted the dwarven miner
building something new.

How hard do you think it would be to have an entire adventure in Haiku? It might be easier online...

[Celestial Healer]

Building something new:
Those crazy gnomes are making
Robots trained for sex.

[TheChozyn]

My next char is going to be a bard with perform Haiku lol

[TheChozyn]

Robots trained for sex
An upgrade for some people
Downgrade for others

[Cuchulainn]

Downgrade for others
Might not be noticeable
But I am a dwarf!

[Charles Scholz]

"But I am a Dwarf"
He cried. "I'm the victm of an
Enlarge Person Spell"

[Cuchulainn]

Enlarge Person Spell
Lasting more than four hours
May require healing

[therealthom]

May require healing
Barbarian girlfriend's barbs
Cut more than mere flesh

[TheChozyn]

Cut more than mere flesh
You can even cut tin cans
Ginsu Scimitar

[Cuchulainn]

Ginsu Scimitar
Comes as a free gift with the
Cloak of Snugginess

[Celestial Healer]

Cloak of Snugginess
Keeps you warm but makes you look
Like an idiot

[Chris Mortika]

Like an idiot,
I thought I would be friendly.
Dire wights hate fruitcake.

[drunken_nomad]

Dire wights hate fruitcake
Nilbogs arrive, clean the scraps
Nalfeshnee overlook

[TheChozyn]

Nalfeshnee overlook
A popular make out point
Hot place to make face

[drunken_nomad]

Hot place to make face
Doctor Tonto Frankenstein
Distant relative

[Cuchulainn]

Distant relative
All distance is relative
As relatives go

[Chris Mortika]

As relatives go
Falling to the mob, she flees.
Anastasia.

[TheChozyn]

Anastasia
Please don't confuse this with her
It's anesthesia

[Cuchulainn]

"It's anesthesia.
We prmoise you'll feel nothing."
Comfortably numb

[TheChozyn]

Comfortably Numb
One of the best pink floyd songs
David Gilmore wrote