The Haiku Game

[TheChozyn]

The goal of this game is to use the last line of the previous haiku as the first line in your haiku.

For those who don't know Haiku are small, three-lined poems that are unique for the syllable count 5/7/5.

Exapmle of the game:

My job is the worst
Rat race without any cheese
Can I get a break

Can I get a break
A piece of that Kit Kat bar
One tasty morsel

[Gamender]

Eh. Why the hell not?

One tasty morsel
I'd trade a kingdom for it
Starving to death here

[TheChozyn]

Starving to death here
When do I get lunch again?
Not too long to go

[drunken_nomad]

Not too long to go
I'll cut you before its through
short time in prison

[The Jade]

Short time in prison
But the cuisine here ensures
Never coming back

[drunken_nomad]

Never coming back
the way forward is the stars
solar wind calls me

[The Jade]

Solar Wind calls me
I let it go to machine
Man I hate strippers

[Gamender]

Man I hate strippers
Always asking for money
Can't they share the love?

[TheChozyn]

Can't they share the love?
With all their reindeer gaming
Pass the D20

[The Jade]

Pass the D20
But clean it off first, okay?
It's been in your nose

[Celestial Healer]

It's been in your nose
For the last twenty minutes:
Give me back my phone.

[therealthom]

Give me back my phone
There is so much I must say
While traffic moves on

EDIT: ninja'd by

EDIT2: maybe not?

Edit3: Thanks TheChozyn

[TheChozyn]

While traffic moves on
I stand by the side watching
Thoughts turn to lemon

Saw you jumped on it and deleted for this one ;D

[drunken_nomad]

Thoughts turn to lemon
globetrotters, merangue, U2
I like pie the best

[The Jade]

I like pie the best
But cake will do in a pinch
I can pinch an inch

[TheChozyn]

I can pinch an inch
I can even run a yard
No fruit by the foot

[Celestial Healer]

No fruit by the foot
Of the dying apple tree;
They're all full of worms.

[The Jade]

They're all full of worms
These stinking spawns of dread Kyuss
What fine bait they'll make!

[Zeugma]

What fine bait they'll make!
Laughts the otyugh to itself;
The PCs whimper.

[TheChozyn]

The PCs whimper
As I pull out the minis
Mind Flayer Buffet

[Celestial Healer]

Mind Flayer Buffet,
Get the Early Bird Special!
I ate the whole thing.

[The Jade]

[delete]

Mind Flayer Buffet
Best get these in the fridge quick
Coroners work cold

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[The Jade]

I ate the whole thing
Sneakers and everything else
Joggers don't taste good

[Vendle]

Joggers don't taste good;
Too salty and stringy meat.
Wendy's is better.

[The Jade]

Wendy's is better
Sweeter taste and perfect buns
And so I dumped Gail

[TheChozyn]

And so I dumped Gail
Time to get back in the hunt
Is there still time left?

[Dragonborn3]

Is there still time left?
To enter Superstar 2010
I guess I am late.

[Celestial Healer]

I guess I am late
In my shiny leisure suit;
Damn, I miss disco.

[The Jade]

Damn I miss disco
No girl could resist me 'neath
Shiny mirror balls

[TheChozyn]

Shiny mirror balls
Dancing in the moonlit night
Is that a Werewolf?

[waltero]

Is that a Werewolf?
Or just a Chupacabra?
It is Heathansson.

[Celestial Healer]

It is Heathansson
Who gives us those quirky posts.
Does he have rabies?

[waltero]

Does he have rabies?
A virus Pasteur so loathed.
Thank him for clean milk.

[stardust]

Thank him for clean milk,
He who overdrank the well,
Where's the water now?

[The Jade]

Where's the water now?
The kind you can drink safely?
World War III for this?

[Dragonborn3]

World War III for this?
New classes cause chaos
In a new school.

[Charles Scholz]

In a new school now
Nobody knows what I have done
And soon I will Rule.

Corrected to follow the 5/7/5 rule

[TheChozyn]

And soon I will rule
Destroying all in my way
Especially mom

<corrected the first line to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format. Keep up the good work!>

[The Jade]

Especially mom
That's who simply must be thanked
For my bedwetting

[The Jade]

For My Bedwetting
Perhaps the greatest album
To hit the punk charts

[The Jade]

To hit the punk charts
You need a bad attitude
And lots of volume

[drunken_nomad]

And lots of volume
bass treble equalizer
a jedi craves not

[Celestial Healer]

A jedi craves not
The warm touch of a wookie;
Too many furballs.

[The Jade]

Too many furballs
Made the smilodon yack yaks
Feline tumbleweeds

[The Jade]

Feline tumbleweeds
Meow across the prairie
Think I'm going nuts

[drunken_nomad]

Think Im going nuts
You should talk to my clone or
so the voices say

[TheChozyn]

So the voices say
If only I understood
What language they use

[TheChozyn]

What language they use
Those foul-mouthed, little goblins
I am disgusted

[Celestial Healer]

I am disgusted:
Why would they think that I want
Dick Cheney's sex tape?