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The goal of this game is to use the last line of the previous haiku as the first line in your haiku.
For those who don't know Haiku are small, three-lined poems that are unique for the syllable count 5/7/5.
Exapmle of the game:
My job is the worst
Rat race without any cheese
Can I get a break
Can I get a break
A piece of that Kit Kat bar
One tasty morsel
Starving to death here
When do I get lunch again?
Not too long to go
Not too long to go
I'll cut you before its through
short time in prison
Short time in prison
But the cuisine here ensures
Never coming back
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Never coming back
the way forward is the stars
solar wind calls me
Solar Wind calls me
I let it go to machine
Man I hate strippers
Can't they share the love?
With all their reindeer gaming
Pass the D20
Pass the D20
But clean it off first, okay?
It's been in your nose
Give me back my phone
There is so much I must say
While traffic moves on
EDIT: ninja'd by
EDIT2: maybe not?
Edit3: Thanks TheChozyn
While traffic moves on
I stand by the side watching
Thoughts turn to lemon
Saw you jumped on it and deleted for this one ;D
Thoughts turn to lemon
globetrotters, merangue, U2
I like pie the best
I like pie the best
But cake will do in a pinch
I can pinch an inch
I can pinch an inch
I can even run a yard
No fruit by the foot
They're all full of worms
These stinking spawns of dread Kyuss
What fine bait they'll make!
The PCs whimper
As I pull out the minis
Mind Flayer Buffet
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Mind Flayer Buffet
Best get these in the fridge quick
Coroners work cold
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I ate the whole thing
Sneakers and everything else
Joggers don't taste good
Wendy's is better
Sweeter taste and perfect buns
And so I dumped Gail
And so I dumped Gail
Time to get back in the hunt
Is there still time left?
Damn I miss disco
No girl could resist me 'neath
Shiny mirror balls
Shiny mirror balls
Dancing in the moonlit night
Is that a Werewolf?
Is that a Werewolf?
Or just a Chupacabra?
It is Heathansson.
Does he have rabies?
A virus Pasteur so loathed.
Thank him for clean milk.
Where's the water now?
The kind you can drink safely?
World War III for this?
And soon I will rule
Destroying all in my way
Especially mom
<corrected the first line to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format. Keep up the good work!>
Especially mom
That's who simply must be thanked
For my bedwetting
For My Bedwetting
Perhaps the greatest album
To hit the punk charts
To hit the punk charts
You need a bad attitude
And lots of volume
And lots of volume
bass treble equalizer
a jedi craves not
Too many furballs
Made the smilodon yack yaks
Feline tumbleweeds
Feline tumbleweeds
Meow across the prairie
Think I'm going nuts
Think Im going nuts
You should talk to my clone or
so the voices say
So the voices say
If only I understood
What language they use
What language they use
Those foul-mouthed, little goblins
I am disgusted