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Scarab Sages

Mac Boyce wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Interesting quote of the day...

"I'm sorry. I can't sign any paperwork after 8:20 am. I'm wiccan and it just can't be done."

The stars must be out of alignment.

Qweh?

How did they get out of that?

It's just the initial application stuff so not as big a deal right now, but I can honestly say that in the 11 years of doing this, I've never heard that one before.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

We must BURN.....THE.....BEES.

Burn them all. Leave none untouched.

We used to have a dog that hated bees. He would attack all bees/hornets/wasps on sight -- and win. He would bite them. I still don't quite know how he did it.

Our Sophie does that. She somehow knows to pull her lips way back and snap at them with her front teeth. I used to worry, but she seems to know what she's doing.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

Interesting quote of the day...

"I'm sorry. I can't sign any paperwork after 8:20 am. I'm wiccan and it just can't be done."

The stars must be out of alignment.

Qweh?

How did they get out of that?

It's just the initial application stuff so not as big a deal right now, but I can honestly say that in the 11 years of doing this, I've never heard that one before.

I can address this for you, but not until after 2:30.

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

We must BURN.....THE.....BEES.

Burn them all. Leave none untouched.

We used to have a dog that hated bees. He would attack all bees/hornets/wasps on sight -- and win. He would bite them. I still don't quite know how he did it.

Our dog does that too. She nips for the middle, bites them in half and leaves the stinger behind. She eats spiders too.

Liberty's Edge

I got Ninja'd by Treppa by 40 something seconds! WTF?

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
I got Ninja'd by Treppa by 40 something seconds! WTF?

Great minds think alike?


Studpuffin wrote:
I got Ninja'd by Treppa by 40 something seconds! WTF?

Gotta watch out for them wemmens...they wily....


Studpuffin wrote:
I got Ninja'd by Treppa by 40 something seconds! WTF?

I blame posting lag.

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I got Ninja'd by Treppa by 40 something seconds! WTF?
I blame posting lag.

mumble mumble mumble

Liberty's Edge

The boards are acting all wonky!

Has Cosmo been playing with the boards while Gary is napping?


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
I own weedwhackers and a hedgeclipper. BRING IT!

Wow. Is this your way of getting a look at what's under the foliage?


gost phost

Dark Archive

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
I own weedwhackers and a hedgeclipper. BRING IT!
Wow. Is this your way of getting a look at what's under the foliage?

I never said I wanted to see the twiggy. I'd need a microscope for that.

:P


Crimson Jester wrote:

Morning all.

Going to be a loong day. Not much to do besides Laundry. Watching TV and reading Conan. I may take more pictures of my gaming stuff simply because I can and that I have my book shelves oh 1/4 of the way organized. I am thinking of taking my LotR DVDs and Videos and putting them with the books so that they look good on the book shelf and are out of "borrowing" range. I have so many loaned out DVD's right now I can't say what my sister in law has.

Whatchya reading, CrimJ?

My suggestion: Create a little library box or board with borrowing slips and names and dates. I started doing this when things started not returning.


Crimson Jester wrote:
No we do not have them in Kansas, Oklahoma, east Texas or Louisiana. Which is where I spend most of my time. I lived in Modesto California when I was in 2nd grade. Had a bout with Scarlet Fever at that time too. All I remember for a couple of days at that time was being picked up by a man staying at the motel my mother ran the night shift at, and waking up in the hospital two days later.

What do you mean no Yellow Jackets? We sure have 'em in Dallas. When I was three I was stung on my right middle finger, right where my writing callous is now. I was told I was allergic by the big folk, and I always wondered if that was why my writing callous is abnormally large.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
I own weedwhackers and a hedgeclipper. BRING IT!
Wow. Is this your way of getting a look at what's under the foliage?

I never said I wanted to see the twiggy. I'd need a microscope for that.

:P

You're confusing me with a look-alike alias. When people do this, they are gravely disappointed in the look-alike.

RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

We must BURN.....THE.....BEES.

Burn them all. Leave none untouched.

We used to have a dog that hated bees. He would attack all bees/hornets/wasps on sight -- and win. He would bite them. I still don't quite know how he did it.

Our Siamese cat used to attack scorpions in San Antonio. There's nothing like being "gifted" with a still-wriggling scorpion at 6 in the morning.

Liberty's Edge

Be careful flashing your berries. You might attract bears.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
I own weedwhackers and a hedgeclipper. BRING IT!
Wow. Is this your way of getting a look at what's under the foliage?

I never said I wanted to see the twiggy. I'd need a microscope for that.

:P

You're confusing me with a look-alike alias. When people do this, they are gravely disappointed in the look-alike.

Ain't that the truth!


Studpuffin wrote:
Be careful flashing your berries. You might attract bears.

Wheeeee! Are you going to GenCon? If you are, I'm gonna kick you in the berries!


Bears piss me off!


*races through the thread, rolling over Uwhizzen*


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*races through the thread, rolling over Uwhizzen*

That pisses me off!


Uwhizzen wrote:
Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
*races through the thread, rolling over Uwhizzen*
That pisses me off!

Tell me about it.


Can you stop with the aliases already?!?


La la la la!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Uwhizzen wrote:
Bears piss me off!

Better pissed off than pissed on...


I'm sensing dorkiness...

Dark Archive

Bored badger is a deadly badger.


Larry Lichman wrote:
Uwhizzen wrote:
Bears piss me off!
Better pissed off than pissed on...

Tell me about it.

Liberty's Edge

Deanna Troi wrote:
I'm sensing dorkiness...

Are you sure you're not Wesley in drag?

Dark Archive

Either that or he's trying for ToTP on 500.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Bored badger is a deadly badger.

At least the f#*~er isn't suggesting f#+%ing bukake clinics for f&@+ing kids. Even I'm not that much of an a*+#*&%.

Dark Archive

*sigh*

I wanted to have a better day.

So upsetting when you find out bad news right away (ish).


Wet Blanket wrote:
Larry Lichman wrote:
Uwhizzen wrote:
Bears piss me off!
Better pissed off than pissed on...
Tell me about it.

When the pee dries, it leaves a crust.

The Exchange

Mac Boyce wrote:

There was a kid who wrapped himself around a tree in Michigan last night. I worked with the guy. He was nice and always did his job right.

R.I.P.

Damn. That's rough. My condolences to his family.


Did you hear something?

Dark Archive

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Bored badger is a deadly badger.
At least the f&*&er is suggesting f&*&ing bukkake clinics for f&*&ing LEAF'S. Even I'm that much of an a&!&@&@.

Fixed it for ya. ;)

Scarab Sages

Horton wrote:
Did you hear something?

Almost there.


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Bored badger is a deadly badger.
At least the f@@&er isn't suggesting f@@&ing bukake clinics for f@@&ing kids. Even I'm not that much of an a#&&~*#.

*Pelts Shanky with egg whites*

Dark Archive

Horton wrote:
Did you hear something?

Who?


Who's ready for the stickiest world domination ever?


Yarr!

Scarab Sages

Mac Boyce wrote:
Horton wrote:
Did you hear something?
Who?

Yes


Sentient Marshmallow wrote:
Who's ready for the stickiest world domination ever?

My fingers are caked in chocolate. Lets get this over with!

The Exchange

Back from ER, for the first time in 7yrs of doing this I have chemical burns on my face and right arm, as hot as it was yesterday I should have been more cautious but I was mad and not paying attention. The Termidor absorbed quickly into my eyelids and face, my arm to a lesser extent, I'm on home rest until next week. :(


Piratey McPirate wrote:
Yarr!

No, she left pretty early on.

Scarab Sages

I have to hurry up. My horoscope says I can't post after 12:30.

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

There was a kid who wrapped himself around a tree in Michigan last night. I worked with the guy. He was nice and always did his job right.

R.I.P.

Damn. That's rough. My condolences to his family.

It bites.

HE WASN'T WEARING HIS SEATBELT AND HE WAS GOING 100MPH.

Wear your seatbelts FAWTlIES...or I will find you.

How ya doing?

Scarab Sages

We there yet?

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