Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him.
Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him.
Ow! Hey watch it! Some sticks are actually well-disguised nanobot injectors. The men in black like to surrepitously stick folks like me with those things, usually as a means of tracking. Sometimes, however, the nanobots are used to administer psychotropic hallucinogens.
Aw f!~# it! I don't really want to cut the damn grass today. Let that s!&@ grow.
My sentiments exactly. And the weeds can take over the lawn, for all I care.
Hey, zombie!
Oh...I just wanted to say, enjoy mowing the lawn.
Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him.Ow! Hey watch it! Some sticks are actually well-disguised nanobot injectors. The men in black like to surrepitously stick folks like me with those things, usually as a means of tracking. Sometimes, however, the nanobots are used to administer psychotropic hallucinogens.
THERE IS NOTHING IN THE NANOBOTS. THE NANOBOTS ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. RETURN TO YOUR STANDARD DAILY ROUTINE.
Heh, that was wrong of me. I ventured outside for the first time in many days to pick up my new glasses. Now, I'm pooped.
Whoa dudes! Sombody broke my bong?
Wondering if I've broken anything else today.
Yes you did break something else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
Wondering if I've broken anything else today.Yes you did break something else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
Do not collect 200gp.
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Testing a fix for the broken stuff nobody but me can actually see.** spoiler omitted **
Wow! You have some kind of Sixth Sense.
Whoa dudes! Sombody broke my bong?
we can make a new one
we have the technology
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Wondering if I've broken anything else today.Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord.
Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors.
Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord.Wondering if I've broken anything else today.Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
That is his evil plan, but for right now he does sometimes assume a corporial form.
Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors.Could be both.
If they team up, we're in deep trouble.
Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors.Could be both.
I hope for your sakes that you don't have a picture window in the living room.
That is his evil plan, but for right now he does sometimes assume a corporial form.Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord.Wondering if I've broken anything else today.Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
The only way we can stop him is when he's in a corporeal form! We must prepare, and strike then.
This both saddens and stupifies me:
homeless man run over by garbage truck while sleeping in a lawn chair on the beach
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The only way we can stop him is when he's in a corporeal form! We must prepare, and strike then.That is his evil plan, but for right now he does sometimes assume a corporial form.Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord.Wondering if I've broken anything else today.Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
Why would we want to stop him. I think a world ruled over by the PostMonster General could be....interesting, to say the least.
Dammit, these boards aren't broken! Any idiot can house-rule them and they work just fine!
Damn here I was hoping you'd come out here and do mine.Have you ever mowed Tall grass when it has not been mowed in a month?Yes. Not fun.
Let's coordinate times to do that tonight so we can be miserable together. I plan to top some areas with the string trimmer first to make them manageable.
Dammit, these boards aren't broken! Any idiot can house-rule them and they work just fine!
You must be feeling a bit better!
Awright folks, I'm off for now. Got a new game to attend, and I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours.
Wondering if I've broken anything else today.
Well, amazon.com is acting all weird.
I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours.
Hah! Post the stats when you get back!
Awright folks, I'm off for now. Got a new game to attend, and I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours.
Do not fail me, fleshling! I must be CR 1,000,000!