Woohoo! Creepy hungry post for TotP.
Actually, time to go cut the grass.
Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him.
Treppa wrote: Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him. Ow! Hey watch it! Some sticks are actually well-disguised nanobot injectors. The men in black like to surrepitously stick folks like me with those things, usually as a means of tracking. Sometimes, however, the nanobots are used to administer psychotropic hallucinogens.
All right, now I've really got to go cut grass.
Ok, I'm really going this time.
Um....so....I'll, uh....see you folks later.
Aw f@&@ it! I don't really want to cut the damn grass today. Let that s+#~ grow.
Aberzombie wrote: Aw f!~# it! I don't really want to cut the damn grass today. Let that s!&@ grow. My sentiments exactly. And the weeds can take over the lawn, for all I care.
Greeting, oh leaf-faced one!
Oh...I just wanted to say, enjoy mowing the lawn.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Oh...I just wanted to say, enjoy mowing the lawn. Naah, gonna put if off a bit longer. Took a look and it's really not growing out that bad.
Conspiracy Buff wrote: Treppa wrote: Pokes Conspiracy Buff with a stick to see if it'll fix him. Ow! Hey watch it! Some sticks are actually well-disguised nanobot injectors. The men in black like to surrepitously stick folks like me with those things, usually as a means of tracking. Sometimes, however, the nanobots are used to administer psychotropic hallucinogens. THERE IS NOTHING IN THE NANOBOTS. THE NANOBOTS ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION. RETURN TO YOUR STANDARD DAILY ROUTINE.
Heh, that was wrong of me. I ventured outside for the first time in many days to pick up my new glasses. Now, I'm pooped.
Wondering if I've broken anything else today.
Whoa dudes! Sombody broke my bong?
Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Yes you did break something else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go.
Testing a fix for the broken stuff nobody but me can actually see.
Sharoth wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Yes you did break something else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go. Do not collect 200gp.
Gary Teter wrote: Testing a fix for the broken stuff nobody but me can actually see.** spoiler omitted ** Wow! You have some kind of Sixth Sense.
Peace LVR wrote: Whoa dudes! Sombody broke my bong? we can make a new one
we have the technology
Sharoth wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go. Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord.
Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors.
Aberzombie wrote: Sharoth wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go. Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord. That is his evil plan, but for right now he does sometimes assume a corporial form.
Treppa wrote: Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors. Could be both.
Aberzombie wrote: Treppa wrote: Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors. Could be both. If they team up, we're in deep trouble.
Aberzombie wrote: Treppa wrote: Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors. Could be both. Our yard is full of brains!
Aberzombie wrote: Treppa wrote: Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors. Could be both. I hope for your sakes that you don't have a picture window in the living room.
Sharoth wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Sharoth wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go. Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord. That is his evil plan, but for right now he does sometimes assume a corporial form. The only way we can stop him is when he's in a corporeal form! We must prepare, and strike then.
Studpuffin wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Treppa wrote: Az, please come mow ours. We haven't seen the dogs in three days. Not sure if the ripples in the grass are them or velociraptors. Could be both. Our yard is full of brains! Oh yeah! Like I'm gonna fall for tha.....Mmmmmm.....brainnnsssss
Have you ever mowed Tall grass when it has not been mowed in a month?
Treppa wrote: Sharoth wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Sharoth wrote: Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Yes you did break somethign else. We are so ashamed of you. Now go to your room and do not pass Go. Room? WTF? I thought Teter was a disembodied intelligence, slowly co-opting the internet and infiltrating servers across the world until he's ready to assume his place as mankind's new Digital Overlord. That is his evil plan, but for right now he does sometimes assume a corporial form. The only way we can stop him is when he's in a corporeal form! We must prepare, and strike then. Why would we want to stop him. I think a world ruled over by the PostMonster General could be....interesting, to say the least.
Dammit, these boards aren't broken! Any idiot can house-rule them and they work just fine!
Crimson Jester wrote: Have you ever mowed Tall grass when it has not been mowed in a month? Yes. Not fun.
Aberzombie wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Have you ever mowed Tall grass when it has not been mowed in a month? Yes. Not fun. Damn here I was hoping you'd come out here and do mine.
Crimson Jester wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Have you ever mowed Tall grass when it has not been mowed in a month? Yes. Not fun. Damn here I was hoping you'd come out here and do mine. Remember, I used to live in Louisiana. Sometimes, you could blink and that s*&% would grow a couple inches.
Crimson Jester wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Have you ever mowed Tall grass when it has not been mowed in a month? Yes. Not fun. Damn here I was hoping you'd come out here and do mine. Let's coordinate times to do that tonight so we can be miserable together. I plan to top some areas with the string trimmer first to make them manageable.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Dammit, these boards aren't broken! Any idiot can house-rule them and they work just fine! You must be feeling a bit better!
Awright folks, I'm off for now. Got a new game to attend, and I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours.
Gary Teter wrote: Wondering if I've broken anything else today. Well, amazon.com is acting all weird.
Freehold DM wrote: I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours. Hah! Post the stats when you get back!
Yeah I have two lawn mowers who are in OK. right now. They can get the tree trimming tools out next week for the lawn.
Freehold DM wrote: Awright folks, I'm off for now. Got a new game to attend, and I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours. Do not fail me, fleshling! I must be CR 1,000,000!
Um why in DnD characters?
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