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Guess whose shower door shattered this morning? This guy.

Guess who's in the emergency room this morning? This guy.

Props to your correct usage of whose/who's even in an emergency situation. If more citizens had level heads like yours, our job would be much easier.

Ey kwit.

Congradulations, AZ!!! The zombie hoard is increasing.

Pull over, mister! You're not getting away with a warning this time.

Urizen is hereby ticketed for flagrant spelling violations, gross use of icanhazcheezburgerisms, and teabagging.

Sana maging maligaya kayo

ghost

G-H-O-S-T

ghost

gost phost

You're a lesser-known Cheap Trick song.

the spelling police, they're inside your words...

Cheap Trick? That would be vice. I should call that in.

Whew! I thought I had a split infinitive there for a moment. The grammar police scare me. ;)

Fixed that for you, citizen. I'll let you off with a warning this time. We're here to help.