Sargent, I think some of the officers need to be sent to you for a refresher course in "This is my rifle/this is my gun"...
I don't think you are allowed to ask me that question.Just a quick question, has DADT been repealed yet? Just asking...
You're not going to put me under "house arrest" again, are you sir?
You know the rules.
OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b@&!~&*#, right?
NO SIR!!! C/O'S ENTRUST ME WITH TURNING A BUNCH OF PUKE BAGS INTO FIGHTING MEN, SIR!!!
NO SIR!!! C/O'S ENTRUST ME WITH TURNING A BUNCH OF PUKE BAGS INTO FIGHTING MEN, SIR!!!OKAY, PRIVATES!!! I'M GOING TO GO PAY A VISIT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOTHERS! WHEN I GET BACK I WANT THIS BARRACKS SPOTLESS!!! IF NOT, I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR SORRY SACK OF s&&! ASSES UNTIL YOUR DEAD f~%%ING LIPS CURSE MY NAME IN THE GRAVE REPEATEDLY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY!!!Wait... Commissioned officers don't have to listen to your b@&!~&*#, right?
Ah. Carry on, then.
I GOTTA GO TO WAL MART AND BUY SOME BRASSIERES!!!
Drill Sargent. Please bring me back a package of thong cut briefs. Carry on.
[ooc]actually, sir, with all due respect, the EPA says that we gotta move the drill area.
Hey Sarge, do you want me to go shoot those yellow-bellied Commies?
I WANNA KNOW WAH. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH. WAH THE f~*~ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOOT MY RAINBOWTAILED GOOBERGOBBLERS ON MY MILITARY BASE, SOLDIER!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SHOOT NOTHING WILD ON A MILITARY BASE?!?! THE EPA IS GONNA HAVE OUR ASS IN A SLING!!!
DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
*The Universal Soldier #1 drops and performs 20 push ups just like the robot that he is.
I GOT YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT RIGHT HERE!!! BEAT YOUR FACE IN THE SAND UNTIL IT'S FLAT AS YOUR GRANDMA'S SECOND POINT OF CONTACT!!!
*The Universal Soldier #1 remains on the ground and begins to slam its face into the dirt for a few minutes and then rises.*
ready for next action
drill sergent
*stands obediently*
I found a uniform befitting my rank.
reporting for duty
reporting for duty
reporting for duty
I found a uniform befitting my rank.
Are you color blind, Lieutenant?
reporting for duty
Excellent. I look forward to see you all in action ... simultaneously...
Are you color blind, Lieutenant?I found a uniform befitting my rank.
No, sir! The medic gave me a clean bill of health.
No, sir! The medic gave me a clean bill of health.
Really? Clean as a whistle? Are you good at riding horses into battle, son?
Are you color blind, Lieutenant?I found a uniform befitting my rank.
Actually sir, the orange seems quite dashing, if I may say, and it is a standard uniforms.
Really? Clean as a whistle? Are you good at riding horses into battle, son?No, sir! The medic gave me a clean bill of health.
I can really only take on a large horse.
reporting for duty
reporting for duty
reporting for duty
reporting for duty
reporting for dutyExcellent. I look forward to see you all in action ... simultaneously...
That reminds me of that video I...
Ahem. Yes indeed, Admiral.
Actually sir, the orange seems quite dashing, if I may say, and it is a standard uniforms.Are you color blind, Lieutenant?I found a uniform befitting my rank.
Wait, we're allowed to wear other colors? I'm not sure this green is me.
Col, you look fetching.
The Lt has apparently enlisted in the calvary.
Wait, we're allowed to wear other colors? I'm not sure this green is me.Actually sir, the orange seems quite dashing, if I may say, and it is a standard uniforms.Are you color blind, Lieutenant?I found a uniform befitting my rank.
I see no reason why not. However, things work somewhat differently in the navy.
*eight more universal soldiers arrive on the scene*
*eight voices in unison*
Fire Squad Alpha ready for duty
I see no reason why not. However, things work somewhat differently in the navy.
Yes, it quite does work somewhat differently. But there are some things that remains the same no matter what branch of military is involved. Branches... lots of branches involved...
I see no reason why not. However, things work somewhat differently in the navy.Wait, we're allowed to wear other colors? I'm not sure this green is me.Actually sir, the orange seems quite dashing, if I may say, and it is a standard uniforms.Are you color blind, Lieutenant?I found a uniform befitting my rank.
Are you sure you're not in the Army Air Corps, Captain?
*eight more universal soldiers arrive on the scene*
*eight voices in unison*
Fire Squad Alpha ready for duty
Drill Sergeant, we have more recruits. Don't spare the whip.
And remember to videotape it for... training... purposes.
Drill Sergeant, we have more recruits. Don't spare the whip.
And remember to videotape it for... training... purposes.
I would like to have a copy of that, Colonel. Please see to it.
Are you sure you're not in the Army Air Corps, Captain?
Oh, no, I'm relatively certain I've joined the Navy. Why, I distinctly remember some of the men putting on a lovely little musical number earlier today in fact.
*eight more universal soldiers arrive on the scene*
*eight voices in unison*
Fire Squad Bravo ready for duty
*eight voices in unison*
So what is our first target?
we wait to obey
*the voice is echoed by hundreds in the background as still more Universal Soldiers arrive*
I'll take a shot at anything.
<rubbing hot sweaty palms together> Splendid! Absolutely splendid! We must film our triumph. For posterity. Posture...
<rubbing hot sweaty palms together> Splendid! Absolutely splendid! We must film our triumph. For posterity. Posture...
And posteriors, sir!
Are you sure you're not in the Army Air Corps, Captain?Oh, no, I'm relatively certain I've joined the Navy. Why, I distinctly remember some of the men putting on a lovely little musical number earlier today in fact.
*Buttercup waves with hanky from the dock.*
It's Cher! I have all your records!
ATTENTION! your Bellydancing entertainment has arrived!
Azhagal rips off his clothes and moves his body with more fluidity than an elder water elemental
Men! Shoot the dwarf!
Fire! Fire!
<Tries to get dollar bills for the bellydancer>
Stupid armored uniform!
I can't get to my...rifle either.
Naked... Fluids....
~Reporting for Duty~
What the hell??!!!!??? Private get the artilary to fire at the dwarf's position
Capt. Tight Pants Reporting for Duty....Heh, I said duty.
