Capt. Tight Pants's page

Uh.. I seem to be having a hard time getting mine down...

Solnes wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

You can't blitz without me!!!!

Then doooooettt!:D

Do it? What it? What is this it that you speak of? Tell me..don't make me guess... I ain't no frakking mind reader! Ugh...women!

DO THE BLITZ! D:

Is that some kinda new fangled dance you crazy kids are doing these days?

...And flag.

And flag again.

Urizen wrote:

Some of us are OCD enough to want to read everything ... except that.

It screws trying to find a post we want to respond to such a pain in the ass.

Yeah, this.

I missed all the fun? Where is everybody?

Captain, I admire the way that you demonstrate your ... cervix ... to the military. At ease!

At ease? At ease? There is no at ease in this army! You will remail stiff...and firm...in your stature!!

Capt. Tight Pants wrote:

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

I'm also outside of your league, leftenant. Don't worry about me, however. Leave that to Capt Tight Pants!

Capt Tight pants at your service ....sir.

Gentlemen, I'm off to conduct intensive night op maneuvers with Capt Tight Pants. I may not be back for some time. Carry on, and don't send out search parties. If I don't come back, assume I've gone on a pressing and demanding mission, which undoubtably, I will.

Sir, we Will need private and secure use of the .....artillery bunker....

I'm also outside of your league, leftenant. Don't worry about me, however. Leave that to Capt Tight Pants!

Capt Tight pants at your service ....sir.

Capt. Tight Pants is my Senior Officer.

Ayup, and you better remember it Boy!

Capt. Tight Pants wrote:

Capt. Tight Pants Reporting for Duty....Heh, I said duty.

Capt Tight Pants, after you are done strutting about the office, call the MPs and report a rather obvious looking spy on base. This is easier than "Stratego"...

Sir Yes Sir!!

Capt. Tight Pants Reporting for Duty....Heh, I said duty.