With the long weekend upon us, we clearly need another inflammatory thread that will result in complex argumentation, appeals to authority, avoidance, straw-men, fallacies, insult, and the full range of internet repertoire.
I say the Guinea Pig is clearly a pet [= animal companion], and that those who disagree with me are not worthy to live, much less post in response.
YOU SUCK!
It's clearly an italian eidolon. Yo, Paison!
With the long weekend upon us, we clearly need another inflammatory thread that will result in complex argumentation, appeals to authority, avoidance, straw-men, fallacies, insult, and the full range of internet repertoire.
I say the Guinea Pig is clearly a pet [= animal companion], and that those who disagree with me are not worthy to live, much less post in response.
Nonsense. The Guinea pig (what's the Golarion regional equivalent BTW?) is either clearly a familiar or an optimized minature eidelon of death. You would clearly already know that if you weren't so busy huffing Round Up and canoodling with Sebastian's tenticles.
Edit: G'ninja'd by the Urizen!
YOU SUCK!
Obvious, irrelevant.
It's clearly an italian eidolon. Yo, Paison!
Racist.
Nonsense. The Guinea pig (what's the Golarion regional equivalent BTW?) is either clearly a familiar or an optimized minature eidelon of death. You would clearly already know that if you weren't so busy huffing Round Up and canoodling with Sebastian's tenticles.
Derivative and Sebastianistic. The latter self-defeating.
I think Sebastian has clarified that they're actually genticles.
Curse you Perry the Platypus!
Guinea pigs are meat. That is all.
WRONG!
By fact and by royal fiat!
PIG!
I told you, it was just a fling! A momentary fancy of the royal loins--that's all. Get over it.
Damnit, who brought in the Fiat? I thought I pushed it off the cliff days ago. *grumble* *grumble*
I told you, it was just a fling! A momentary fancy of the royal loins--that's all. Get over it.
touches the ends of live wires together. Didn't anyone tell you not to take advantage of an evil scientist's daughter?
If you didn't figure out that fiat was indestructible from that thread, you were too cheap to pay attention.
I told you, it was just a fling! A momentary fancy of the royal loins--that's all. Get over it.touches the ends of live wires together. Didn't anyone tell you not to take advantage of an evil scientist's daughter?
WEE! WEE! WEE are not amused!
That's right, squeal!
I am quite amused at the sadism applied to porcine rodents.
Didn't we meet in Hellboy?
Guinea pig, a house pet and tasty snack in one.
Didn't we meet in Hellboy?
Twas my brother, Private Tinker VonEsandem.
A private, eh? He would have learned in the trenches the difference between a rodent and a pig.
Depends on whether he's facing east or west.
WEE!
We are not a rodent!
WEE!
As you say...
"We" implies that this shall now become a religious thread in context to a piggy and multiple personalities.
No! A political thread! Although, my religion has been much overlooked.
Ya'll ain't never faced one a dem der gunny pigs, has ya'? Cause if'n ya hadda, yu'd know that them is jist baby tar-askeses. O_o
Politics, Religion, and Pigs... why do I feel that a poem or joke is about to be born.
With the long weekend upon us, we clearly need another inflammatory thread that will result in complex argumentation, appeals to authority, avoidance, straw-men, fallacies, insult, and the full range of internet repertoire.
I say the Guinea Pig is clearly a pet [= animal companion], and that those who disagree with me are not worthy to live, much less post in response.
It's a delicacy.
Politics, Religion, and Pigs... why do I feel that a poem or joke is about to be born.
Ah dunno? Wha?
I got yer joke right here. *pokes eyes* WHOOP! WHOOP!
I find the eye poking most agreeable.
I find the eye poking most agreeable.
Your pineal gland is happy.
That wasn't the third eye that I was thinking of.
You nasty, leather boy.
I'm a pig. I mean, I ate the whole entire cake.
I'm a pig. I mean, I ate the whole entire cake.
That will wreak havoc upon your hocks.
That will wreak havoc upon your hocks.I'm a pig. I mean, I ate the whole entire cake.
I do like things add hock.
Breaks up from the ground, sending sand in flying in ever direction as it sucks the pig into its enormous gullet, roasting it even as it swallows it.
Mmmm, Cinnamon toast pig.
<Teleporks away before the roasting and the eating and the hurting>
That really disgruntles me.
YOU'RE disgruntled? Many people believe I'm a god and I can't even get a late night snack of pork.
That's just a minor truffle.
No more pun-ishment from the pork.
That is by far the largest tape worm i've ever seen, it eats the pig whole.
OK. I'll play nicely in my pen with my pal.
I love my swineflesh with truffles and spice.
In my play pen...with my pen pal...
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! I CAN'T STOP.
Pigs is pigs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXlF3sa9xs
Pigs is pigs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXlF3sa9xs
You win thread archaeologist.
Gamers, be sure and catch the line: "RULES IS MULES YA STUBBORN FOOL!"
EDIT: Dude, that was your first post?