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taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Until this past weekend, I've never used aliases. Now I just made my 3rd this morning.
Ah that's nothing. I've got 41 aliases, and over 4000 posts with them. But, they're not sockpuppets. Everyone knows who an alias belongs to.
I did get someone with IssacX, though. That was fun, but I felt bad afterwards.

I keep meaning to catch Giant on FB and ask him if he got the joke or not.


Celestial Healer wrote:
That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated.

My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul.


Rouge Rogue wrote:
Abyssal Healer wrote:
Rouge Rogue wrote:

Hmm...what's this document I manged to steal from the Fallen Fastness?

** spoiler omitted **

No, we've been through that. But as far as I know, David Fryer's soul is still MIA.
What? Asmodeus bought it for a chicken recipe, I stole the deed from under his infernal majesty's nose. Nobody's interested in the deed? I thought it would fetch at least a copy of that Maxim issue people were looking at earlier.

I've got some pocket lint and a half stick of Juicy Fruit, is that good enough? Kae Yotick needs a playmate.


Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Until this past weekend, I've never used aliases. Now I just made my 3rd this morning.
Ah that's nothing. I've got 41 aliases, and over 4000 posts with them. But, they're not sockpuppets. Everyone knows who an alias belongs to.
I did get someone with IssacX, though. That was fun, but I felt bad afterwards.
Bah. It was beautiful, man. :D

Hillgiantlarious.


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated.
My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul.

~hug~

~squeezes hard enough to crush little emo vampire like a beer can and takes him to draculas dungeon~

RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
It just occured to me that this thread, arguably the most juvinille place here at times, is also the haunt for some of the most intellegent, well mannered folks on the boards.
It's because I haven't posted for a while.
It should be noted that although I exclude myself from that list, you were one of the ones I was thinking of when I posted it.

You shouldn't exclude yourself from the list. Now if the d*ngo-that-shall-not-be-named showed up, we'd all feel extremely inferior.


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated.
My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul.

Oh stick a sock in it gltter boy. I've f***ed more bloodsuckers than you have twilight posters and trust me, they don't sparkle unless I... well we can't say what I do to make them shine on these boards.

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taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
It just occured to me that this thread, arguably the most juvinille place here at times, is also the haunt for some of the most intellegent, well mannered folks on the boards.
It's because I haven't posted for a while.
It should be noted that although I exclude myself from that list, you were one of the ones I was thinking of when I posted it.

You shouldn't exclude yourself from the list. Now if the d*ngo-that-shall-not-be-named showed up, we'd all feel extremely inferior.

It must be hard knowing everything about everything. :P


Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa...


I just added a verse to my poem. Now it's perfect.

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Well I finally woke up and am now feeling human again. How is everyone doing? What did I miss?


Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
It just occured to me that this thread, arguably the most juvinille place here at times, is also the haunt for some of the most intellegent, well mannered folks on the boards.
It's because I haven't posted for a while.
It should be noted that although I exclude myself from that list, you were one of the ones I was thinking of when I posted it.

You shouldn't exclude yourself from the list. Now if the d*ngo-that-shall-not-be-named showed up, we'd all feel extremely inferior.

It must be hard knowing everything about everything. :P

Yew have NO idea. It's like Ah always say, yew show me yer post, an' I'll tell ya' how ta run yer laf.


HEY! Veggie-fnckin' schtick stealer!


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
I just added a verse to my poem. Now it's perfect.

You know if I could find your thing in those tight chicken legged pants you wear, I might do some sucking of my own.


Now my chest hurts. Gonna run to buy the woman some roses.

The Exchange

Ok its crazy time on the thread...got it.


DM Phil wrote:
HEY! Veggie-fnckin' schtick stealer!

Yew 'ra has been, a joke even. Ah can take ONE single post. An' with that post tell ya' what ta dew. Yew need ta akchewlee talk ta a person firs'. 'Cause that there is how good Ah am.

Silver Crusade

I maintain that the best skill I picked up in the creative writing classes I took was how to parody really bad poetry.


Woooooooooooooooe............


Celestial Healer wrote:
I maintain that the best skill I picked up in the creative writing classes I took was how to parody really bad poetry.

Snarf!

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I was never very good at poetry.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Ok its crazy time on the thread...got it.

See here. Ah kin tell yew have a fear of whut Ah like ta call kuhmitmint. Yew need ta hear me now, 'cause Ah kin help. Yew need ta step up son, git yer head on straight. How kin yew even live wit yerself.

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Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)

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Dr. PhilBean wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ok its crazy time on the thread...got it.
See here. Ah kin tell yew have a fear of whut Ah like ta call kuhmitmint. Yew need ta hear me now, 'cause Ah kin help. Yew need ta step up son, git yer head on straight. How kin yew even live wit yerself.

My head is on strait its the rest of my body I worry about.

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Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)

Um yeah ok.

Silver Crusade

I may add to Angsty's profile poem as a living epic. A monument to s*+!ty angst-ridden poetry.

Silver Crusade

Now I think it's time to do some actual work.


Dr. PhilBean wrote:


Yew have NO idea. It's like Ah always say, yew show me yer post, an' I'll tell ya' how ta run yer laf.

ROFL!

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)
Um yeah ok.

When your attention span is as short as mine, anything over 5 minutes is ancient.


Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)
Um yeah ok.
When your attention span is as short as mine, anything over 5 minutes is ancient.

Ah, so you're the kind of guy that gets business in the bedroom done quickly. ;)


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)
Um yeah ok.
When your attention span is as short as mine, anything over 5 minutes is ancient.
Ah, so you're the kind of guy that gets business in the bedroom done quickly. ;)

HA!

I was going to say that this ancient proverb was rather Ouroborean, considering mockings lead to beatings and so on and so forth.

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)
Um yeah ok.
When your attention span is as short as mine, anything over 5 minutes is ancient.
Ah, so you're the kind of guy that gets business in the bedroom done quickly. ;)

I wasn't going to say it. I thought it, but I wasn't going to say it.

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I just heard some idiot on the radio say that we don't actually produce CO2, we just expel the CO2 we inhale and don't absorb.


David Fryer wrote:
I just heard some idiot on the radio say that we don't actually produce CO2, we just expel the CO2 we inhale and don't absorb.

Just submerse him in some CO2. Don't let him out. Keep him in it. Eventually you'll feel better.

As an aside, this reminds me VERY much of last week's Brave and the Bold.

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Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)
Um yeah ok.
When your attention span is as short as mine, anything over 5 minutes is ancient.
Ah, so you're the kind of guy that gets business in the bedroom done quickly. ;)

Business yes. Pleasure however, that can take a while... :P

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Freehold DM wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I just heard some idiot on the radio say that we don't actually produce CO2, we just expel the CO2 we inhale and don't absorb.

Just submerse him in some CO2. Don't let him out. Keep him in it. Eventually you'll feel better.

As an aside, this reminds me VERY much of last week's Brave and the Bold.

Yes, yes it does.

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Just picked up some side work, so much for mine and Solnes night off together this week.


Moorluck wrote:
Business yes. Pleasure however, that can take a while... :P

This is for you, sir!

EDIT: Depending on where you work, this may or may not be NSFW.

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Moorluck wrote:
Just picked up some side work, so much for mine and Solnes night off together this week.

Too bad. I might have to miss my game this week because my wife will have to work late.


Moorluck wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Ancient Moorluckian proverb say, "If you can't throttle the livin' sh*t out of 'em, mock the livin' sh*t out of them." ;)
Um yeah ok.
When your attention span is as short as mine, anything over 5 minutes is ancient.
Ah, so you're the kind of guy that gets business in the bedroom done quickly. ;)
Business yes. Pleasure however, that can take a while... :P

Nominates Moorluck for Comeback of the Year 2010

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Freehold DM wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I just heard some idiot on the radio say that we don't actually produce CO2, we just expel the CO2 we inhale and don't absorb.

Just submerse him in some CO2. Don't let him out. Keep him in it. Eventually you'll feel better.

Spoiler:
I wonder if he was homeschooled.
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Jack just caused me to spawn a new term for people to use. Link

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Hey Solnes, do you sell this at your stores?

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sovereign Court

David Fryer wrote:
Jack just caused me to spawn a new term for people to use. Link

HA! I approve of this message.


Oh, that looks fun!


David Fryer wrote:

Hey Solnes, do you sell this at your stores?

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No but I will be telling the boss about it!

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Solnes wrote:
David Fryer wrote:

Hey Solnes, do you sell this at your stores?

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No but I will be telling the boss about it!

They were given out in the Grammy gift baskets which mean they are going to be huge.


Gotta go in early tonight. So much for teh day with the hubby. Ah well. Talk to you guys soon.

Oh and Urizen.....Quick in teh bedroom?? Moorluck??? Never. ;)

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Solnes wrote:
Oh and Urizen.....Quick in teh bedroom?? Moorluck??? Never. ;)

TMI

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