(Stares up at him impassively)
Why sir, I do not know what you are talking about. We've always been at the tea... we always will be at the tea. You will be at the tea... you always have.
(A coy smile dawns as the Jade watches Jack's Right Hand Man gently transform into Jack's Right Hand Woman With A Cup Of Raspberry White Chocolate Mousse Tea In Hand.)
{stares at The Jade, then back at teaspoon in frustration} Son. of. a. B@#$&! I can't even master the whole "There Is No Spoon" shtick!
Hmmm, my lips are tingling; I feel like I'm forgetting someone...
(Stares up at him impassively)
Why sir, I do not know what you are talking about. We've always been at the tea... we always will be at the tea. You will be at the tea... you always have.
(A coy smile dawns as the Jade watches Jack's Right Hand Man gently transform into Jack's Right Hand Woman With A Cup Of Raspberry White Chocolate Mousse Tea In Hand.)
{stares at The Jade, then back at teaspoon in frustration} Son. of. a. B@#$&! I can't even master the whole "There Is No Spoon" shtick!
Hmmm, my lips are tingling; I feel like I'm forgetting someone...
(Offers her an ambrosia salad ringed in forget me nots, followed by a slowly presented brass spoon etched in ancient runes and a picture Remus supping on his lupine mother's teat.)
A spot of bewitched roughage to cleanse the restless spirit?
sneaks in to steal a cup of tea throw the window, but low dex means being completely visible to all who care
"um... hi?"
Shadow jumps in behind ulgulanoth, whispering from the shadows as he watches the scene unfold:
"Oh, you don't want to do that man - no tea is worth that kind of risk..." :)
*Sticks his head in from around the edge of the window. How you didn't notice him earlier, you may never know.*
He's right, you know. You haven't seen the kinds of things they do to a man around here. The things I have seen tonight shall live on forever in my darkest nightmares.
(Offers her an ambrosia salad ringed in forget me nots, followed by a slowly presented brass spoon etched in ancient runes and a picture Remus supping on his lupine mother's teat.)
A spot of bewitched roughage to cleanse the restless spirit?
Vegetables? I've heard strange rumors that some people actually eat these things. {ponders rolling greens in paper and smoking it}
Heathy has his own line of commemorative spoons?
One has to wonder whom it was that first thought, "hmm his is interesting maybe I should dry it out roll it into a little stick and smoke it and see if I like it.?"
<glares at Crimson Jester>
Or maybe you should take that "little stick" and shove it up your...
<begins choking on her BlT>
Little?
What don't you get about LADIES tea party?
<Throws a dagger at the Jester>
One has to wonder whom it was that first thought, "hmm his is interesting maybe I should dry it out roll it into a little stick and smoke it and see if I like it.?"<glares at Crimson Jester>
Or maybe you should take that "little stick" and shove it up your...
<begins choking on her BlT>
<Gently kicks Sachiye in the sternum>
You have too much Jack back in your sandwich, hon.
<Gently kicks Sachiye in the sternum>
You have too much Jack back in your sandwich, hon.
<coughs up chunks>
Oh thx for helping me out. >.< Now, what are we going to do about all the Jester? All this man stench is making me nauseous.
We need June Cleaver, hon. She knows how to deal with clowns.
Well I dont think Jack will ever be the same.
<walking around with steaming teapot>
Who needs more tea?
Well I figure if the Jade can stop by and say hello why can't I?
I'm lady friendly.
(Beckons politely for a refill)
<ignores the men and starts to play FFX>
"i do..." look around nervously trying to fit in quietly...Well I dont think Jack will ever be the same.
<walking around with steaming teapot>
Who needs more tea?
Who does your hair, hon?
Mine's just nat'rally like this. A couple of rolls around in the mud and it's done.
I was wondering why you were putting your little fingers out while drinking.Well I figure if the Jade can stop by and say hello why can't I?I'm lady friendly.
(Beckons politely for a refill)
Well it also helps me pick up satellite TV signal.
"um... hair?"
Who does your hair, hon?Mine's just nat'rally like this. A couple of rolls around in the mud and it's done.
What is that stuff hangin off your head?
What is that stuff hangin off your head?
<looks over at ulgulanoth>
Yes, what is that ?
Do you get SyFy, or perhaps BBC America?Well it also helps me pick up satellite TV signal.I was wondering why you were putting your little fingers out while drinking.Well I figure if the Jade can stop by and say hello why can't I?I'm lady friendly.
(Beckons politely for a refill)
Both! And the Ladies' Afternoon High Tea Society channel.
*strolls in for a leisurely walk*
*is aghast at all the wimmen in here*
*runs out of the thread at warp speed*
<walks to a dark corner, with her tea and sits alone>
I dozed off for a second. Is the water still hot?
Shifts in chair, sending spiders scuttling about.
Sorry about the absence. I was molting.
*startles awake after a particularly loud snore*
Huh, what? Oh. Er, sorry about that. Ever since I left off henchwoman duties, I seem to be doing a lot of sleeping. Life just isn't as exciting now that I'm not helping with plots to blow up the universe. *sigh*
I haven't been a henchwoman since the Taft administration.
<walks to a dark corner, with her tea and sits alone>
This magic bronze spoon transformed me into a lady, but I won't change my already feminine name to signal this change. The Jade will just have to do.
Ooo! Little shortbread cookies! I will never leave the tea. None of us shall ever know anything but the tea.
The tea has always been
The tea it always will
Lift your cup and saucer
And gently sip your fill.
This magic bronze spoon transformed me into a lady, but I won't change my already feminine name to signal this change. The Jade will just have to do.Ooo! Little shortbread cookies! I will never leave the tea. None of us shall ever know anything but the tea.
The tea has always been
The tea it always will
Lift your cup and saucer
And gently sip your fill.
<wakes up from her cat-nap, rubbing her eyes & yawns>
Huh? What? I must of dozed off. Did someone say bronze spoon? I lost a magic bronze spoon over 300 yrs ago.
<wakes up from her cat-nap, rubbing her eyes & yawns>Huh? What? I must of dozed off. Did someone say bronze spoon? I lost a magic bronze spoon over 300 yrs ago.
And I lost my dentures again.
And I lost my dentures again.
<gets up from her chair, rubs her tush, and realizes she was sitting Old Bitty's dentures>
Ohhh, my bum! I don't know what happened--- I just feel asleep. I'm so sorry dear, here are your dentures.
<still half asleep, she walks over to Old Bitty>
*puts dentures in upside-down*
Much better.
Hey where is all the tea?!?!??!
Well, at least there are some cookies left.... wait... are those 'magic' cookies?
<casts Detect Magic on cookies>
This party is boring. We should call a stripper.
Note to self: There is no need to involve COINTELPRO in this thread as there is no intelligence here to counter.
Did someone say stripper????
Look ladies! He's arrived!
um He???
Don't be such a tease! Go ahead and get started!