Boring Thread

[Curious Executive]

Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:

Hopw come Bunny gets called in for private meetings with all the executives, but I only get sent for coffee and danishes?

I'm up for a meeting if you are.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:

Hopw come Bunny gets called in for private meetings with all the executives, but I only get sent for coffee and danishes?

Sorry, I didn't know that was among your qualifications.

{schedules Carl for "private meeting" with Sebastian and rest of legal dept.}

[Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I called the IT helpdesk to complain about my computer being slow, and they put me on hold for 20 minutes.

{glances at AZ's support ticket, schedules his computer to be reimaged while he is out at lunch.} Oops, he might lose all his work...

{Catching mistake, schedules AZ's computer to be backed-up after being re-imaged.}

Harsh. Just harsh.....Ahh the IT memories ;D

[Aberzombie]

zombie fax

[Aberzombie]

Does anyone know who was put in charge developing of the Taking Responsibility Presentation?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

something something Donuts something something Soda and Candy something something Famous Dave's BBQ.

{requisitions new keyboard as old one has shorted out from drool}

[David Fryer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Does anyone know who was put in charge developing of the Taking Responsibility Presentation?

It wasn't me.

[Aberzombie]

zombie text message

[Aberzombie]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{requisitions new keyboard as old one has shorted out from drool}

You'll have to call the IT helpdesk for that.

[Celestial Healer]

[FAX]A trip for two to Cancun for $299! Sound too good to believe? It's not! Call 1-800-555-LMAO now![/FAX]

[Carl The Annoying Intern]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:

Hopw come Bunny gets called in for private meetings with all the executives, but I only get sent for coffee and danishes?

Sorry, I didn't know that was among your qualifications.

{schedules Carl for "private meeting" with Sebastian and rest of legal dept.}

Why do I need to meet with the whole legal department?

[Aberzombie]

Reminder: Maintenance personnel will be painting over the water stains on the ceiling tiles this weekend, in preparation for Monday's OSHA visit looking for signs of potential mold infestation.

[Celestial Healer]

David Fryer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Does anyone know who was put in charge developing of the Taking Responsibility Presentation?

It wasn't me.

I only said I was interested if no one else was, but no one ever got back to me.

[Aberzombie]

The Fire Marshall was inspecting the other day and told us we need to reduce the number of electrical devices in our kitchen area. Maintenance is working on removing the light fixtures now....

[Tarren Dei]

Bunny the Intern wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Delivers efficient action-items by humping the intern's leg.

Is this good touch or bad touch?

If you can't tell the difference, it's good touch. If you can, please send the poodle for mandatory sensitivity training. He'll sit in a room with the other insensitive boobs and make fun of films about male/female interactions.

[Aberzombie]

zombie inter-office memo

[Tarren Dei]

Please read the attachment and get back to me ASAP.

[Tarren Dei]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Please read the attachment and get back to me ASAP.

Ooops. Forgot the attachment. Here it is. Thanks to everyone who emailed to tell me I forgot the attachment.

[Aberzombie]

Since the Fiscal Year 10 just started, we need to get our Fiscal Year 11 proposals in place.

[Tarren Dei]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Please read the attachment and get back to me ASAP.

Ooops. Forgot the attachment. Here it is. Thanks to everyone who emailed to tell me I forgot the attachment.

Ooops again. Here it is this time. Really.

[Sebastian]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Please read the attachment and get back to me ASAP.

Ooops. Forgot the attachment. Here it is. Thanks to everyone who emailed to tell me I forgot the attachment.

Ooops again. Here it is this time. Really.

Why did you send me a picture of a moose in a thong?

[David Fryer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Since the Fiscal Year 10 just started, we need to get our Fiscal Year 11 proposals in place.

Lets make sure to spend the entire budget so they don't cut it.

[Tarren Dei]

Everyone please delete the previous three messages I sent you without opening the attachment. I will be walking a report over to your desks.

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Sebastian wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Please read the attachment and get back to me ASAP.

Ooops. Forgot the attachment. Here it is. Thanks to everyone who emailed to tell me I forgot the attachment.

Ooops again. Here it is this time. Really.

Why did you send me a picture of a moose in a thong?

[Whimsy Chris]

Okay, this is the auditing committee assigned to track auditing productivity. Anyone have any preliminary words before we officially get started?

[David Fryer]

robo call

[Sebastian]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Everyone please delete the previous three messages I sent you without opening the attachment. I will be walking a report over to your desks.

Okay, but if you have any more pictures like that, I'd be interested in them.

[Celestial Healer]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Please read the attachment and get back to me ASAP.

Ooops. Forgot the attachment. Here it is. Thanks to everyone who emailed to tell me I forgot the attachment.

Ooops again. Here it is this time. Really.

I see you've met my supervisor.

[David Fryer]

Well, it's 1:15. That's quiting time for us in marketing. Time to collect my $1,200 check for the week.

[Celestial Healer]

Speaking of spam emails, some spammers got a hold of an email address for my company that consists of a 500-member distribution list and started spamming it with porn. That was hilarious. At least a couple of times a week we get notices telling us not to open the email that everyone just received, a security incident has been noted, blah blah blah. Kudos to those spammers for finding that email address.

[Whimsy Chris]

Sebastian wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Everyone please delete the previous three messages I sent you without opening the attachment. I will be walking a report over to your desks.

Okay, but if you have any more pictures like that, I'd be interested in them.

I'd like in on that action if I may.

[Aberzombie]

The purchase requests for getting new office equipment are going to be late. The copier jammed while printing them out. A technician is coming out to look at it next month.

[Hugo Solis]

*disrtibutes 954 page "Funniest Thread Ever" memo award, very, v...e...r...y slowly*

[Crimson Jester]

Why is the TV in the break room showing nothing but Giligan's Island reruns?

[Emperor7]

I believe we need to take a holistic look at work flow around here.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Why is the TV in the break room showing nothing but Giligan's Island reruns?

Sorry, that was supposed to be a Motivational Video called "How to Achieve your Maximum Achivements". Must have been a typo on the order form.

[CourtFool]

Oh, we need to get that corrected. Some people have complained about the term 'little buddy'.

[Aberzombie]

Reminder: For security reasons, henceforth all interoffice memos will blackout employee personal information, including names.

[Whimsy Chris]

Aberzombie wrote:

Reminder: For security reasons, henceforth all interoffice memos will blackout employee personal information, including names.

Can someone tell me who sent out this reminder?

[Llamafrog]

*distributes ¨"Pet Your Poodle Lovingly Policy" memo all around the office*

[CourtFool]

Aberzombie wrote:

Reminder: For security reasons, henceforth all interoffice memos will blackout employee personal information, including names.

...and e-mail addresses. There have been complaints about viruses spreading through contact lists.

[Aberzombie]

Whimsy Chris wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Reminder: For security reasons, henceforth all interoffice memos will blackout employee personal information, including names.

Can someone tell me who sent out this reminder?

Sorry whoever you are, that's against company policy.

[Emperor7]

Llamafrog wrote:

*distributes ¨"Pet Your Poodle Lovingly Policy" memo all around the office*

Files complaint that cats weren't included in the memo.

[Aberzombie]

Llamafrog wrote:

*distributes ¨"Pet Your Poddle Lovingly Policy" memo all around the office*

Poddle? Is that P-Diddy's new nickname? I'm not sure HR will like people petting him.

[Devlyn - 'Predator' Mode]

Emperor7 wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

*distributes ¨"Pet Your Poodle Lovingly Policy" memo all around the office*

Files complaint that cats weren't included in the memo.

"Meow?"

[Fake Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Can I have my stapler back?

I don't have your stapler. This is one I borrowed from Frank.

You can keep it, Frank has been outsourced. As has Sandra. And most of the IT department.

[Biff]

Whimsy Chris wrote:

Okay, this is the auditing committee assigned to track auditing productivity. Anyone have any preliminary words before we officially get started?

Yes, I've noticed that all the same people are on all the auditing committees, including this one. Does that mean this committee was set up to audit ourselves?

[Aberzombie]

IT Security would like to remind people not to open emails without anything in the Subject: line as they may contain viruses.

[Aberzombie]

HR would like to remined everyone that a very important message from the President is coming out tomorrow via email. You'll recognize the email by the empty Subject: line.

[Llamafrog]

Aberzombie wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

*distributes ¨"Pet Your Poodle Lovingly Policy" memo all around the office*

Poddle? Is that P-Diddy's new nickname? I'm not sure HR will like people petting him.

Whatcha' talking about zombeh? Get your facts straight!

*nibles on zombeh's tastee leg bone*

[Tarren Dei]

Hey,

Did anyone get an email from IT that had nothing in the subject line? I didn't open it in case it contained a virus.

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