Go for it CF. What the heck if his other leg stays free much longer I may just join you. Hump contest anyone?
if jack dosent want to play with anyone else but you thats cool but how about some deatils and photoes please.Babe, ya'll have no ideah.Why don't we find out?
*wicked smile*
That can be arranged. ;)
{tries not to dance into room} Yes, Celestial Mistress.Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)
If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)
Watches those two wander off into Lynora's room and close the door, then shakes his head while chuckling to himself.
"Yep - can't compete with that. But now that the kitchen's safe to enter...hmmm."
Wanders into kitchen to scrounge up some eats and take some more notes for the book project :)
{tries not to dance into room} Yes, Celestial Mistress.Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)
If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)
Watches those two wander off into Lynora's room and close the door, then shakes his head while chuckling to himself.
"Yep - can't compete with that. But now that the kitchen's safe to enter...hmmm."
Wanders into kitchen to scrounge up some eats and take some more notes for the book project :)
Things are kindda relaxed now that craig is being taken care of my Lady Lynora. Mind some company dude?
(leans over shoulder) what kindda book you working on studly?
"Ambrosia and I have been working on a more expansive version of the Kama Sutra. Luckily for us, we know a lot of people willing to submit data for our 'not-so-little-anymore' project," he says, rubbing his eyes. "But at least it helps to increase the readership base, so all's well."
"Ambrosia and I have been working on a more expansive version of the Kama Sutra. Luckily for us, we know a lot of people willing to submit data for our 'not-so-little-anymore' project," he says, rubbing his eyes. "But at least it helps to increase the readership base, so all's well."
Dude thats an awesome project.
(starts rubbing devlyn's tired shoulders)I'm sure that you and ambrosia have put your all into this project.
Why dont you just lay back and relax for a bit.
So where is the lovely ambrosia?
"Ambrosia and I have been working on a more expansive version of the Kama Sutra. Luckily for us, we know a lot of people willing to submit data for our 'not-so-little-anymore' project," he says, rubbing his eyes. "But at least it helps to increase the readership base, so all's well."Dude thats an awesome project.
(starts rubbing devlyn's tired shoulders)
I'm sure that you and ambrosia have put your all into this project.
Why dont you just lay back and relax for a bit.
So where is the lovely ambrosia?
"Huh? Nah, I'm fine. However, it looks like Courtfool got himself a cramp from whatever he did to ol'e Daniel. He's walking funny and whimpering - you might want to go check up on him."
"Ambrosia's in Lynora's room, getting her 'dessert' from the hostess. Something tells me that's going to be an interesting addition to the notes," he chuckles as he takes down some more notes.
Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.
"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)
Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.
Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.
"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)
Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.
[Blink, Blink]
"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D
Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.
"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)
Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.
[Blink, Blink]
"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D
{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!
Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p
Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.
"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)
Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.
[Blink, Blink]
"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D
{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!
Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p
[Blink, Blink]
Quickly snaps out of the shock and pulls her over to his chair before she keels over.
"Oh my indeed, sweets. Hmmm....and just what exactly is that wicked mind of yours thinking of now?" ;D
{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!
Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p
[Blink, Blink]
Quickly snaps out of the shock and pulls her over to his chair before she keels over.
"Oh my indeed, sweets. Hmmm....and just what exactly is that wicked mind of yours thinking of now?" ;D
Oh, you'll just have to find out. Between the Good Lady Solnes, the Heavenly Lynora, and I, I'm sure you could learn and experience all sorts of wondrous things. There is a danger though, that afterward you might not want to change back. ;)
No pressure though. You're quite wondrous as a boy.
Comes out of the room wearing a very skimpy robe and walks over to the refigerator.
"Silly me. I forgot the whipped cream." ;)
Heads back in, carrying an assortment of sundae toppings.
[Blink, Blink]
"Shame on you, hun. Ambrosia may just have to paddle you for that," he says with a chuckle as she heads back in. ;D
{eventually reappears with stupid grin and wobbly legs} Oh my!
Oh Dev, one of these days, we'll need to polymorph you into a girl for an evening. I'm sure being a boy is awesome most of the time, but there are few things you just need to try as a girl. :p
[Blink, Blink]
Quickly snaps out of the shock and pulls her over to his chair before she keels over.
"Oh my indeed, sweets. Hmmm....and just what exactly is that wicked mind of yours thinking of now?" ;D
Don't do dev. Dont give in.
[Blink, Blink]
wait a second, if you do go female then maybe.. well ya know if you do change into a woman then you might as well try a guy then.
Hey I'll be the guy that will help with that experiment. It's not strange then cause you'll be a woman.
If you wont play with me as a guy then I'll wait till you change into a woman.
If that dosnt appeal to you either then I'll leave you be (I'm no stalker after all) and go find the very hunky, tied down mr craig and expand his..horizons yea thats the word his ...horizons.
Nice... :D
This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!
This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!
Ooh! I'm first in line!
"Awwww - they're made for each other. It's destiny!!" :)
"Or maybe density. Eh...details.... ;P"
This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!Ooh! I'm first in line!
Prepare to have your wrinkles smoothed out by my exertions! Next up will be June Cleaver. (I plan to go on an "as needs" triage-basis.)
Gentlemen, do any of you know how to re-plaster walls? This place is going to need it.
This thread is slowing down. The women need a real man, so step aside boys!Ooh! I'm first in line!Prepare to have your wrinkles smoothed out by my exertions! Next up will be June Cleaver. (I plan to go on an "as needs" triage-basis.)
Gentlemen, do any of you know how to re-plaster walls? This place is going to need it.
I don't think that's a good idea.
My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.
I don't think that's a good idea.
My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.
"Shields up...." ;D
I don't think that's a good idea.
My little incontinence problem has been acting up at the most inopportune times.
Well you know what they say: "Always plan alternate routes."
I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
I very much approve. :)
I remember her. Nice lady. She wasn't wearing fur or anything else the last time I saw her.
I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!
Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Eeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET AWAY! GET AWAY!
Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
FILTHY!
Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Good thing I brought my goggles.
Good thing I brought my goggles.Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!
Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!Good thing I brought my goggles.Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Hmm, no exclusions. I guess that's why I have Protection from Energy Drain as well as Instantaneous Cure Disease permanently in effect.
And I have a bright red speedo. But not for long.
Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!Good thing I brought my goggles.Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Hmm, no exclusions. I guess that's why I have Protection from Energy Drain as well as Instantaneous Cure Disease permanently in effect.
And I have a bright red speedo. But not for long.
(shudder)
I'm just gonna......go......somewhere.....far from here right now.
Yuck! She's a hideous undead creature!Good thing I brought my goggles.Ahm glad you do suger britches! Now let's git kinkay!!I very much approve. :)I just recruited a spokesmodel. This is a sample of her work.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it!
Now thet's not whut you said, the other night when you was passed out from gettin' liquored, you even muttered sum sweet stuffs in muh ear.... it had fallen in yer mouth, so you couldn't help it.
"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"
*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*
"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"
"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"
*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*
"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"
Ummm, I'm not sure he's ready for the Jacks yet. Poor boy has absolutely no discretion. :/
Ummm, I'm not sure he's ready for the Jacks yet. Poor boy has absolutely no discretion. :/"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"
*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*
"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"
"And what, pray tell, is this.... DE-Scresh-on you speak of? Is it anything like an ere..." ;P
"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?"
*Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window*
"Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"
Didn't your daddy teach you how to treat a woman? Big Jim stops for a moment to consider the chance that he might be Jack's daddy. It is often the case.
Here watch and learn.
Now then, Biddy, if you have not had your hips replaced by now you will soon need to!
.......................... Like I said. No discretion.
.......................... Like I said. No discretion.
But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.
Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!
.......................... Like I said. No discretion.But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.
Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!
Okay, but you will have to back up a few steps.
Oops! Sorry about the poodle. Is he okay?
But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.
Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!
Okay, but you will have to back up a few steps.
Oops! Sorry about the poodle. Is he okay?
.......................... Like I said. No discretion.But oh well what can you do with'em except teach them.
Hey Jim why do they call you "Big" jim? c'mon buddy show and tell time!
Okay, but you will have to back up a few steps.
Oops! Sorry about the poodle. Is he okay?
It looks like you're retaining water. I've got pills for that.