Untitled III

[Larry Lichman]

Git in the pot, hippeh! If PETA comes by, thar's plenteh of room in thet pot fer'em...

[Celestial Healer]

You tellum, lich-man!

[dang hippeh]

Dumb Hippie wrote:

PETA will protect me!

I have rights!
Make love not war!

I'll save you!

Keep away from her, you rednecks, or my friends and I will set up a drum circle in protest!

[Dumb Hippie]

My hero!
Let's make some art to express our angry feelings!

[Butterfrog]

oh my, hippeh infestation! go git yar gunz!

[Celestial Healer]

*reloads*

Dang hippehs! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Yew tellim Wingding!

*click click*

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

They'se more hippehs 'round here than Yog Sothoth has rugrats!

[Aberzombie]

Dumb Hippie wrote:

I have rights!

Shor, yew got rahts. Yew gots lots uh rahts! Sumtimes ah lahk tuh count em, jet tuh make muhself crazee.

Raht now, CH is gittin his shotgun reloaded.

Raht now, Ol' Grue's gittin redeh tuh pownce on yuh.

Raht' now, ah'm thinkin bout ettin yer brain.

[Crimson Jester]

PETA must die. We all wear fur here.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Did we gettum?

[dang hippeh]

*lies lifeless on the ground, bleeding from multiple gunshot wounds*

[Larry Lichman]

Ah reckin so.

[Crimson Jester]

quick burnit!

[Butterfrog]

*lights up the grill*

Hippeh skewing!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Dumb Hippie]

Free the *gasp* whales... dogs and cats deserve to *cough* vote... Eat more *choke* tofu...

[Larry Lichman]

Free THIS!

BLAM!

*begins field cleaning the Dumb Hippeh*

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Callous Jack]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh brain.

[Butterfrog]

Aberzombie wrote:

Goddang hippeh brain.

darn raight!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Crimson Jester]

YEEEHAWW

[Crimson Jester]

can a hippee be a commie?

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Goddang hippeh brain.

What brain?

[Kruelaid]

dang, whats uh barain? That like that BARRACK feller or sumpin?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huh?

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

can a hippee be a commie?

Thet's lahk askin if'n uh berd's got fethers.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

raykin.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayyyyup.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

raykin so.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

urekin?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Drooly Toddler]

Momma?

*sucks thumb*

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't yer momma boah! She's over inna hippeh kahmewn.

[Celestial Healer]

That ain't Mammeh's babeh is it?

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't shor. Mebbe so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Taint one-a my get. They's all got purty mouths and nice pointy heads. At least the ones I had with my double cousin Wilbur.

Takes another look

Might be one-a Wilbur's brother's get. Drools like him, but the drool ain't eating through the wood like his does.

[Drooly Toddler]

*cries*

WAH!

*soaks his clothes in tears and drool*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippeh todler.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Wonda if'n he'd taste like veal?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.