
Sky Wyrm |

Enters the family shack with Grue close onhis heels
My poppa has been done and buried in the cemetery. He's with gramammy now.
I has the chewin tabacco furs everyone. Here ya Grue. Good boy. Thems good chewin."
Drops several dead three-headed rattlesnakes on the floor.
"What's ya cookin' Mammy Grillz?"

Big Mammy Grillz |
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Celestial Healer wrote:
Ah tell you whut, Mammeh. Happeh fer her. When's you 'n I gonna git together?
Naow I tol' yew afor' WingDing that I's a bride of the Black Goat with a Thousand Young (praise be his terrible oozing member) an' he don't cotton to his wives runnin' about with no others nohaow.
I like yeh WingDing, an' I'd hate to see yeh served with some blue cheese dressin' on a Friday night some time.