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Scarab Sages

This heer stew's gonna be myteh tasteh.


It'll blow yer mind!

Then I'll put the pieces in the stew!

Silver Crusade

Yer a clever one, Mammeh.


I reckon I'll be back in four dayz with a cowboy accent. Need any chewin' tabacco whilst I'm trekkin' through Wyoming?

If Grue's a good boy, I'll bring back several three-headed rattlesnakes ta boot too.


*gets attacked by the three headed rattlesnake in the stewpot* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!I reckon, dude...

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs.


Sky Wyrm wrote:
If Grue's a good boy, I'll bring back several three-headed rattlesnakes ta boot too.

*tail wag THUMP THUMP THUMP*


ayup.


Reckon

Scarab Sages

Yup.

Silver Crusade

...


*snarls, barks, bays* "WRRORRRF!! BWORRF! BRAWRRR! RRRRRRRR!! BWOOOOOOO!! RRRRRR!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

*chases out of the thread*


Wut got inter that Grue? I swear

Scarab Sages

Mebbe the Old Ones wuz kuhmoonerkatin with 'im.


*rolls over*

Silver Crusade

Ah tell you whut.


Enters the family shack with Grue close onhis heels

My poppa has been done and buried in the cemetery. He's with gramammy now.

I has the chewin tabacco furs everyone. Here ya Grue. Good boy. Thems good chewin."

Drops several dead three-headed rattlesnakes on the floor.

"What's ya cookin' Mammy Grillz?"


*GNAW GNAW GNAW*

Scarab Sages

Reckin ah wuz gone fer uh spell. Ah wuz vizitin summa thuh bruther-kuzin folk over yonder.


Me too. Reckin my sissy-aunty Clarabell Yugnarthep needed sum cheerin up down in Tentacle Ridge. She's fine naow, got her a new man, an' he's got only the one head! He's a keeper!

Silver Crusade

Ah tell you whut, Mammeh. Happeh fer her. When's you 'n I gonna git together?


*bounds over to zombie to sniff*

Scarab Sages

Ah had me uh good'ol time with sum hippehs, Grue. ah got whuts left uv em inna sak roun heer sumwhar.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Ah tell you whut, Mammeh. Happeh fer her. When's you 'n I gonna git together?

Naow I tol' yew afor' WingDing that I's a bride of the Black Goat with a Thousand Young (praise be his terrible oozing member) an' he don't cotton to his wives runnin' about with no others nohaow.

I like yeh WingDing, an' I'd hate to see yeh served with some blue cheese dressin' on a Friday night some time.

Scarab Sages

Reckin.

Silver Crusade

Ayup.


*snort*


Steak?

Scarab Sages

Dang hippehs. They wuz evywhar t'other day.


*fetches a leg*

Scarab Sages

Thankee kindleh, Ol' Grue.


:::Blows bubble with some soap and moonshine:::

Silver Crusade

Ayup...


flies overhead looking for asprin

Scarab Sages

BLAM!


Yew gettim?


Nah! He took off again.

Scarab Sages

Dang hippeh berd.


*points and snickers*


Swoops in quickly and grabs a empty gun casing with his talons then flies out

Silver Crusade

Dang hippeh pigeon!

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!


Darn Hippehs!


Drops the empty casing and sees it bounce off CH's forehead.


ayup


YAR!


ayup......

Scarab Sages

Dang skippeh.


Wher'st me moonshine?

Scarab Sages

Ah dunno.

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