*falls down on his face. Sits up and loots at the remains of his peg leg* Ye no good barnacle encrusted scallywag! The pegleg be a gift from me mum, who be in Davy Jones' Locker! *draws his pistol and fires at Sky Wyrm*
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What be ye thinkin', landlubber?
*Draws his cutlass* The moon be shinin' on yer kidney if ye be touchin' me rum, YAR.
*Drinks rum from the bottle*
YARRRRR!!!!
DAR! It be me Rum. Ye be keepin' yer scurvy mitts offa it!
*Crawls out of the barn* I be not dead yet.
*continually attacks Grue with cutlass* Git yer scurvy jaws offa me ye mangy bilge rat!
Yar!
YAR!
Yar
Arghhh, where me rum yee land lubbers. Yer rum be in th' crow's nest, Yar!
AVAST Me Hearteys! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! I expect each and every one of ye scallywags to celebrate it to the best of their abilities, Yar! Or I be askin' the bridge crew to be makin ye walk the plank! Yar! This be better than reapeatin' meself.
YAR!
Love 'n' peace be bad fer bis'nis, yar.
Yar.
YAR! Ye be speakin' mighty strange. Even fer a landlubber. HAR! But if that be yer way to challenge me to drink some o' yer bilge water, I accept! I say we make it a wager. I wager 12 silver ingots *produces some bars of silver from his vest* I can take any grog or rum or whathave ye! What have ye to wager?
Have a good and safe trip Aberzombie. YAR! It be!
*grins* Me an me crew took an a ship o' the Imperial Navy an' lived to tell the tale. Ye be not scarin me. Be that right boys!? *a large crew of pirates step up from behind, each holding a gun and a cutlass. Each pirate joining in the ever rising chous of* YAAARHRHARHARHAR! Aye, We be sure.
*walks in drinking from his Rum Bottle* YAR! It be not yer property *readies his gun and cutlass* if I be takin it by force! YAR!
Testing something! What be ye doin? YARRR!
Unhand me, ye ruffians! The Governor will hear about this! Who be tellin him? *pokes ankle biter with the pommle of his cutlass* Ye? I be thinkin not.
ARRRR!
I be intendin' to trade in me hard pillaged booty for this when (if?) it is on parchment in ink, Yar! Keep sailin' and pray the sea will keep yer ship afloat!
*walks in drinking from his Rum Bottle* YAR!
What be yer opinion on this, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Cap'n Jacobs? Yar.
AVAST Me Hearteys! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! I expect each and every one of ye scallywags to celebrate it to the best of their abilities, Yar! Or I be askin' the bridge crew to be makin ye walk the plank! |