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So... Is anybody going to eat that brain?
Naw dig in
Kood ya save me a piece of that thar sara bell uhm, I teh yew wut ever since I gaht a taste of mammy's stew. I dun kaint get enuff of the stuff.
Ayup!
Reckin
mmmmmm...hmmmmm
Wuzzat?
Right
Excuse me, could any of you fine ladies and gentlemen tell me what?
Chicken butt
ahm cunfused
Ayup
Ah tell you whut.
Ayyup
Ah reckon so.
Yup
Hey! Mah 2032nd shotguns not wawkin'! Whadduh I do!?
Whut? Yew ain't makin no sens, yung feller.
I teh yew wut I dune did boy, aim it atta goddamn hippehs head and squeeze that thar trigger
Goddang hippehs.
Dey touk ur jawbs!
Ah still got muh werk over yonder, takin cair o'thuh Old Ones stone serkel.
yup, that gubbmint werk dere. Cain't beat that nohaow
Walks in circles protesting
Sumbuddy shoot this heer sumb$#$%. Goddanged hippeh.
GAH!!!!He's a-treadin' on mah fresh-planted mandrake roots!
Dang hippehs ain't got no rispekt fed other folks properteh.
Grabs some mandrake and rolls it up in a zig-zag
Maaaaan...That's some heavy duty shit
Hey dere! You got a license for Medical Mandrake? Dem revinooers g'winne give meh a passel of grief!
Mebbe we awtuh shoot 'em Mammy. Or mebbe sackruffice 'em tuh thuh old ones.
Dem old 'uns allus did like a sakrifice what was all hepped up on mandrake
Ayup.
You shur Ah caint shootem?
Course yew kin'! There's allus more round the next bend. Have at it!
DANG HIPPEH! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
BLAM!
Is it the fourth already...That mandrake is some dank shit man
Goddang hippeh! Sumbuddy git uh rope. We ken ty 'em up'n toss 'em down thuh ol' well.
Leavin' fur the mountains tomorrow. Take care of mah dawg. Would ya?
Don't lets that dang hippeh pet im.
Hehehehehehe...Let's get the dog high on mandrake
{answers summons} Oh I say, what is the meaning of this?
{squints suspiciously at Hippeh} You must be one of those fluoridated communists that General Ripper keeps talking about.
Goddang hippehs n'weerdoes! They's evahwhar!
Dats what I gets fer plantin' mandrake! Never agin!
*click click*
BLAM!!
{staggers from gunshot} AUGH! How undignified! {accidentally knocks over bucket of BBQ sauce on self, dies}
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
Y'all want some hippeh sashimi?
Yew sneezin?
I is a decent Elder god-fearing woman! I don't cotton to none of this hippeh sashimi! I mate with goatmen and Deep Ones like the Dread Lord intended!
Sorreh. Thet's jis a fancy word Ah heard fer the raw meat. Ah won' use it no more.
Yew know what my fancy name fer raw meat is? Roadkill
Roadkill...wasn't Swayze in that. Sway zee sway zee, man I dig that name