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4 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Drejk wrote:

Mein Kopf weiss nicht oder es schmerzen wollen oder nicht.

*Correct German grammar or use of words not warranted. Contact your German teacher or translator for any additional information.

{reads phonetically from index card:} Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


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How about a runaway planet hurtling between the Earth and the Moon...


{staggers from gunshot} AUGH! How undignified! {accidentally knocks over bucket of BBQ sauce on self, dies}


{answers summons} Oh I say, what is the meaning of this?

{squints suspiciously at Hippeh} You must be one of those fluoridated communists that General Ripper keeps talking about.