Callous Jack wrote: Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem... One more of those and I'm gonna leave, even if I have to uproot the whole lot of you. I know this is nutty but I hope my stance will bear fruit and I won't have to put a pistil to my head. I'll only sta'men if you all stop with the puns. Not to put a stigma on them or anything but I feel there's got to be a better way to do this, anther? Oh well, I gotta petal on out of here but I hope you all filament what I said.
This bike is heavy, I need to find better transpiration to get around with.
See you guys later and I love you all, not to get sappy or anything.
**Rustle rustle**
Hm, I feel oddly comfortable in this thread.
Frat Jack wrote: *Walks in with the Ranch dressing*
Salad time!
*pukes a little*
You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit!
Ranch Dretching wrote: Frat Jack wrote: *Walks in with the Ranch dressing*
Salad time!
*pukes a little* You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit! *pukes a little more*
Ranch Dretching wrote: Frat Jack wrote: *Walks in with the Ranch dressing*
Salad time!
*pukes a little* You didn't tell me we were seeing salads! I want to go back to where the slaads are, nitwit! Did somebody say slaad?
*eggs Hannibal Lecter*
Hey, looks like the pig is roasted.
Isn't it almost time for our "Day of the Triffids" reenactment?
Sweet...I bought lots of mobile desalinizer units to keep things from going like they did last time.
Leaf Ericson wrote: Isn't it almost time for our "Day of the Triffids" reenactment?
I believe it is, my brother.
**Cracks his leafy knuckles in anticipation**
Fake Healer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem... One more of those and I'm gonna leave, even if I have to uproot the whole lot of you. I know this is nutty but I hope my stance will bear fruit and I won't have to put a pistil to my head. I'll only sta'men if you all stop with the puns. Not to put a stigma on them or anything but I feel there's got to be a better way to do this, anther? Oh well, I gotta petal on out of here but I hope you all filament what I said.
This bike is heavy, I need to find better transpiration to get around with.
See you guys later and I love you all, not to get sappy or anything.
[Well done!]
I was itching to post more for this topic but i think I'm done...
Sprays anti-fungals and anti-bacterials in the area where CJ was posting.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Sprays anti-fungals and anti-bacterials in the area where CJ was posting. That's a terrible thing to call Callous Jack!
I like it.
Hey, he was the one with the itch, and I don't like to invite people over for a cook-out and have them catch something other than the aromas and flavors of high grade meats.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Hey, he was the one with the itch, and I don't like to invite people over for a cook-out and have them catch something other than the aromas and flavors of high grade meats. I think we're just scratching the surface of this problem.
I think this thread gave me chlamydia.
Celestial Healer wrote: I think this thread gave me chlamydia. Don't forget about the electro-gonnorhea!
Callous Jack wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I think this thread gave me chlamydia. Don't forget about the electro-gonnorhea! I don't believe I ever could.
Geez, do you people have to pollute my thread with your STDs?
I'm calling a fumigator!
Blame Callous Jack. He was the first person with an itch.
Here I am. Hmm...looks like your angelic visitor hasn't always been an angel. I'll set some foggers out around the thread and get this cleared up. Infected visitors can come back once they have a note from their Dr.
Celestial Healer wrote: Blame Callous Jack. He was the first person with an itch. Hey, I'm not the one dating Poison Ivy!
Hey, protection + testing = I'm clean, poison ivy or no poison ivy. He who symptomed it, contracted it.
Wheels grills away from fumigation.
Is it spring yet?
Time for this thing to bud anew. No sticks allowed! (Well, except evil and/or dark sticks, I suppose)
Hannibal Lecter wrote: Liver. I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!
Even here I can't escape my evil identical siblings?
Stick it to 'em, Mairkurion!
woa a plant thread... go plants?
We don't have many beings who root for us. Thanks.
people should root plants
People should put down roots.
People are the root of all evil.
Roots...what's the deal with those things?
also... flowers, how would men attract women without flowers (which distract them) without plant?
go plants!
ps: i'll steal that from you...
Adam Daigle wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** Whoa, just seeing this. I'd love to Daigle, and thanks for thinking of me, but I'm in a real crunch time through February.
Crimson Jester's necromancy resurrects Roy Orbison from the dead, who begins to sing the shrine's theme song:
Come on baby, let me take you by the hand
Come on sugar, let me take you by the hand
You're for me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman
Come on baby, I love your honey loving ways
Baby, sweet thing, I love your honey loving
Your honey loving ways
Come to me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman
Come on woman, gonna treat you right
Give you planty kisses every single night!
(planty man, planty man)
Planty man!
(planty man, planty man)
You're for me, let me be, all your own
Planty, your planty, plantyman
Yeah, planty, planty, planty
I've got green, green wood for you
Yeah, planty, planty, planty
I've got green, green wood for you
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